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Recommend the best worst of the Den

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I have a friend that I'm going to steer here for some game design discussion, but I was hoping to give him a "trial by fire", as it were.

Which thread do you folks think represents the Den best in all its horrible glory? I was thinking the recent shitgoblin thread for ease of access but I feel there must be some "classics" that would show off our tone a little better.
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Frank's OSSR of Dirty Secrets of the Black Hand is a good one.
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JigokuBosatsu wrote:I have a friend that I'm going to steer here for some game design discussion, but I was hoping to give him a "trial by fire", as it were.

Which thread do you folks think represents the Den best in all its horrible glory? I was thinking the recent shitgoblin thread for ease of access but I feel there must be some "classics" that would show off our tone a little better.
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JigokuBosatsu wrote:I have a friend that I'm going to steer here for some game design discussion, but I was hoping to give him a "trial by fire", as it were.

Which thread do you folks think represents the Den best in all its horrible glory? I was thinking the recent shitgoblin thread for ease of access but I feel there must be some "classics" that would show off our tone a little better.
Is there a thread here that constantly emits the sound of nails on chalkboard?
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Post by fectin »

Dog rape.
Centaurs on stairs.
Large PCs generally.

edit:
Any of the invasion threads: Darwinism's antics were pretty good.

The theRPGsite cross-board flame war was pretty amazing. GC (Roy?)'s antics right after were also pretty amazing - early posts from Lord Mistborn are a good way to find that (he got better).

Edit again:
PL's story is also pretty great: http://tgdmb.com/viewtopic.php?t=51605
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I always like this thread for shadzar going off about how only the 1% plays with friends. Also comes up here. This shitmuffin/AMP thread is good too.
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I like Frank's Red Hand of Doom playthrough thread, and the Master Race Handbook OSSR. Some of the first Pathfinder and 4e threads are good, too, for vitriol.
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Roleplaying in the 41st Millenium
That thread is near and dear to my heart because it's an epic smackdown of the whole 'fascism for the greater good!' crap that infests not only WH40K but TTRPG culture in general.

Though to be honest I think the best TGD threads involve politics. Which might be why I like that above one so much.
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Maxus wrote:I like Frank's Red Hand of Doom playthrough thread, and the Master Race Handbook OSSR. Some of the first Pathfinder and 4e threads are good, too, for vitriol.
How the hell did i miss the RhoD thread this entire time? THat was as an entertaining read.
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