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:lmao: :lmao:

I should add that I know it's fake, but it's still funny. :D
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One for you, Ancient History.

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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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This may have been posted already; if so, apologies.
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Pun-using UK Street Artist. Some great stuff here, even when there's no pun:

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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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I don't have nice things to say about fleshlights, mine split after a few uses. (Which I am pretty sure means the silicone was faulty or something). I paid too much for that to only get a couple uses out of it (although it was in fact cheaper than 3 dates so maybe I'm looking at it incorrectly)

Anway, enjoy random pictures:
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The Tarrasque pic breaks my brain. The tardigrade gif is really cool, though.
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"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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That just made my morning.
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</rimshot!>
*golf clap*
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Not a macro, but still really cool.

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Avoraciopoctules wrote:http://i.imgur.com/MfDawgl.png
I have a feeling I don't want to see the rest of some of those images...

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This reminds me of my childhood in South Africa. (Warning: very large image)
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Is there some sort of fiendish supermarket-logic for putting most of the things up-side-down?
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Only the frontmost boxes are upside down. It's almost certainly a prank.
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So, obviously the whole sarkeesian mess is still far from over and i just saw this being posted elsewhere . . and i am not sure wether to laugh or cry.
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Shrapnel wrote:
TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I can't tell if that's a real image or not. It basically just looks like a reskin of the Atheism+ thing. But I guess it doesn't matter, pedobear may have started as irony but he's a genuine pedophile mascot now.
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Post by schpeelah »

This is definitely a joke, while "Reject Men's Rights" is on the fence between parody and an unfortunately phrased statement of opposition to the Men's Rights movement, "reject gaming culture" can't be anything but a joke on rejecting rape culture. Also, boycotting any game that portrays any woman negatively or sexually, and the italics at the end make a lot more sense as a parody word-swap than anything ales.

Naturally, there are SJWs who support this completely straight because of course they are.
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I like that they don't play games that don't pass the Bechdel test.

Because when I am playing pong, all I can think of his how much better the game would be with skirts and words bouncing back and forth.

I mean, I'm sure it is a parody, but like, tons of video games are just games about robots shooting robots with no conversations at all. Concerns about conversations make at least some kind of sense in movies, where mostly narrative events occur and are communicated by talking with each other. But for fucks sake, they are games. Their primary attribute is interactivity. You shouldn't care if people are having conversations at all.
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i wonder how big the #outcry would be if one were to simply replace exactly half of every enemy you have to fight, hurt, maim, destroy and kill with a clearly feminine variant . .
technically speaking, by their logic, we gamers actually are all raging mysoginists because for every single one female character we see, let alone interact with in games, we kill hundreds if not thousands of males . .
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Shrapnel wrote:
TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th »

I am proud to say that all the lesbian porn I consume passes the Bechdel test with flying colors.
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*snickers* ^^
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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