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Shrapnel wrote:They kinda look Monster Hunter-esque.
Reminds me of Patapon actually.

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"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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^ I don't get it.
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It's a bike frame, but I don't know enough about the to get any joke, either.
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Is there a joke? These are the actual names of those parts.
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why does it say black market ride on that?
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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The "gag" is that somebody's 2-minute MS paint doodle is the top Google result for "chainstay" -- and that such a quick and dirty diagram is a whole lot more readable than the more polished results found by This Search
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Also that the components of a bike chassis are named such that they sound like they came from a joke 9,001 years in MSPaint diagram.
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That's nice, but I prefer superglue when treating paper cuts.
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I would love to try that one day, but superglue is expensive and bandaids come in boxes of 20 at the dollar store.
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Zaranthan wrote:I would love to try that one day, but superglue is expensive and bandaids come in boxes of 20 at the dollar store.
Here's ~20 bandaids for $2.50

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I like the gel bottle these guys have because it is actually reusable, unlike those stupid metal roll-up tubes which wind up being single use when they glue themselves shut. Also use gel, not liquid. Liquid tends to bond over the tube and it isn't as controllable.

Note, as always, make sure you clean the wound first. There's no antibiotics on superglue.

People may not realize it, but for some perforations of the eye, that is when the eye gets a hole in it, we use what is essentially super glue to seal it (slightly different compound to be less irritating, and 10x the price), at least to buy time before doing a cornea transplant if required. I've met patients who were able to heal well enough with the superglue bandaid that they even didn't need a graft for a perf'd cornea.
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We need to put a blobfish in a suit, with a flannel moth caterpillar on its head, and then push it into the White House. With any luck, Dorito Mussolini will see it and figure "Oh, I'm already there, I guess I'll go tweet instead."
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Vampire Hunter D vs acrobatic woman with gigantic boobs, can't get the image to show up properly so here's a link:

http://www.mangahere.co/manga/vampire_h ... 01/12.html
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Ah yes, they all want the D
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:
TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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knowing that anime, that is not too far from what i would expect ^^
but i like the spinoff railfun better.
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I don't get it. I mean, it's just a pole to tie your cow to so that it doesn't wander off. The paint scheme is nice, but not particularly special.
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