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Grek · Post by **Grek** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:12 am

Its a stone fertility idol with big stone breasts.

E: Bimbofication fetishes are just like any other victimization/objectification fetish: They're about a personal's sexual frustration being defeated by extrapersonal forces. The rape fetishist wants rough kinky sex thrust upon her in a manner which society deems sympathetic rather than scandalous. The bimbo fetishist wants her inner critic silenced by an outside force so that sex becomes guilt-free. The bimboizer fetishist wants a partner who enthusiastically consents to everything asked of them. The breast expansion fetishist wants an uncontrollable biological process to make huge boobs central to their life. It's the same motif over and over, "I want [favourite sexy thing] to overcome [personal barrier to sex] without [realistic social consequence]."

schpeelah · Post by **schpeelah** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:06 pm

DSMatticus wrote:I cannot understand breast enlargement as a fetish. I understand liking boobs. I understand liking boobs that are large. But everytime I stumble across breast enlargement weirdness, the boobs invariably grow right past comically hypersexualized and straight into debilitatingly large.

Ah, but the ones you've seen skip over the debilitating aspect. At that size, the characters tend to look hardly encumbered at all. I've seen characters completely unable to move, resting on orbs of flesh with a diameter several times the character's height.

Such sights made me simply accept that people are into things I wouldn't recognize as even potentially erotic.

DSMatticus wrote:I imagine it's the violation aspect of it.

I guess it depends. What I've seen was the transformation being caused by a depersonalized force, so I presumed the idea was "woman becomes easily available to you, a random guy with no powers or anything". From the male perspective I mean, obviously the female perspective is different.

OgreBattle wrote:Can someone tell me what AH's gigantic spoiler tagged image is, I am fearful of the contents.

It's one of those caveman figurines with a giant pregnant stomach and big boobs.

That said, pics.

OgreBattle · Post by **OgreBattle** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:40 pm

Dawwwww

Here's the hot latest fetish porn from Japan:

Silky Labo specializes in porn involving attractive loving couples doing romantic things

Grek · Post by **Grek** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 7:52 pm

...is that really a fetish?

Shatner · Post by **Shatner** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 7:57 pm

Maybe its one of those "fair made foul then fair again" things where it's come full circle.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:38 pm

Can't be sillier than the virgin-killer sweatshirt.

http://clickker.in/2016/01/09/bugs-and- ... ickatomic/

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:49 pm

Well, they started with wearing the virgin killer sweater backwards around, so there is always room for improvement . .

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:48 pm

I love the Donald Duck one!

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:19 pm

Darth Rabbitt · Post by **Darth Rabbitt** » Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:14 am

OgreBattle · Post by **OgreBattle** » Sat Feb 18, 2017 12:21 pm

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 6:42 pm

OgreBattle · Post by **OgreBattle** » Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:23 am

Saw this in a thumbnail and the flail registered as something that's not a flail:

Longes · Post by **Longes** » Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:32 am

Shatner · Post by **Shatner** » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:30 pm

Oh wow, I didn't realize PBF was still updating.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sat Feb 25, 2017 12:23 am

nockermensch · Post by **nockermensch** » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:09 pm

Do emoji count as Image Macros? Because I was browsing this list, when I found this fucking thing:

The main question here is... Why?

EDIT:

OgreBattle wrote:Here's the hot latest fetish porn from Japan:

Silky Labo specializes in porn involving attractive loving couples doing romantic things

In b4 somebody says that "this is what porn for women looks like", I'd like to point this is very likely the result of 15 years of moé culture. By this point, I'd not find strange if japanese men bought videos containing a man and a woman doing nothing more than H-HOLDING HANDS. Add some HEADPATS for a truly successful product.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:18 pm

Judging__Eagle · Post by **Judging__Eagle** » Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:54 pm

Ancient History wrote:
There are some grosser aspects of the whole "bigger is better" thing - especially when it comes to penetration and O-ring orifices - but it is also important to remember that ridiculously oversized or over-emphasized sexual characteristics or genitalia are nothing new.

The most interesting theory put forth for the creation of the various paleolithic "Venus" figurines is that they are self-portraits by (pregnant) women. Substantiated by examples that the figures are anatomically similar to an actual women's body, when viewed from the top looking downwards.

Counter-arguments to this theory (i.e. "if they were portraits, why didn't they use their own face, b/c any water = a perfect mirror") don't hold much weight (for me) considering the fact that every human culture w/out mirrors/cameras has consistently been shocked to learn what their own face looks like when they first see a photo of themselves, or look in a mirror. Now, granted, the regions where these, more modern, examples occurred were in arid regions of Africa. However the surface of water is not inherently mirror-quality reflectiveness. The sheer circumstances needed for water to be an effective mirror (no movement; clear; not subject to glare; well illuminated) are specific enough that it's unlikely that humans ever considered water as a mirror. It might be that perhaps only until after humans were using other substances with better light refraction indexes realized that water could serve as a crude reflective surface.

hyzmarca · Post by **hyzmarca** » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:17 pm

Prak wrote:

I'm dissapointed that he just glued plastic parts and rhinestones ont a pink glass bong, instead of having the whole thing custom blown and painted.

Zaranthan · Post by **Zaranthan** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 4:23 am

Ancient History wrote:

Praise Nurgle.

OgreBattle · Post by **OgreBattle** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 5:45 am

In b4 somebody says that "this is what porn for women looks like"

Silky Labo is a label geared towards women

Here's a neat interview with the top male pornstar for women in Japan:
http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2013/05/13 ... -and-outs/

In the beginning, however, hard times were in abundance. Suzuki entered the industry at the age of 24, while studying to be a certified accountant. He answered an ad on the Internet seeking a “soup man,” which in AV parlance is an extra tasked with the job of ensuring that the climatic scenes end with a splash, so to speak.

“I received 1,000 yen for my first job,” says Suzuki. “If transportation costs are taken into consideration, I made a total of 40 yen.”

DSMatticus · Post by **DSMatticus** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 6:56 am

"And then I lost it between the couch cushions and it was never seen again." Seriously, 40 yen is a couple dimes.

Occluded Sun · Post by **Occluded Sun** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 6:29 pm

Grek wrote:...is that really a fetish?

If even a tenth of the things I've heard about how messed-up the dating and relationship scene are in Japan, yes, it's now a fetish.

Men are unable to find partners and are swearing off sexuality, staying at home and baking cupcakes. No, really.

from The Guardian: Why have young people in Japan stopped having sex?

It's called 'Celibacy Syndrome'.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:41 am