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"Pomiluy cheloveka v krolich'yem kostyume, potomu chto on menya zabavlyayet." (Spare the man in the rabbit suit, he amuses me) - Vladimir Putin, asked his favorite quote of Josef Stalin.
Chaosium rules are made of unicorn pubic hair and cancer. --AncientH
When you talk, all I can hear is "DunningKruger" over and over again like you were a god damn Pokemon. --Username17
Fuck off with the pony murder shit. --Grek
When you talk, all I can hear is "DunningKruger" over and over again like you were a god damn Pokemon. --Username17
Fuck off with the pony murder shit. --Grek
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"Ms. Davenport, I am not interested in a long-term, emotional relationship. All I am interested in tonight is raw, animalistic fucking. Thus, within that context, I will judge you as meat. Meat that you fuck. I want to savage your bosom, and - depending on how that goes - utterly destroy your dick.
Harbour no illusions - tonight will be meaningless, degrading, and base, and we will both love it."
Harbour no illusions - tonight will be meaningless, degrading, and base, and we will both love it."
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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*sigh* fucking furries...
Koumei wrote:...is the dead guy posthumously at fault for his own death and, due to the felony murder law, his own murderer?
hyzmarca wrote:A palace made out of poop is much more impressive than one made out of gold. Stinkier, but more impressive. One is an ostentatious display of wealth. The other is a miraculous engineering feat.
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Sorry I said "lol sportsball." What I meant to say was "football was omnipresent in my youth as a shibboleth of violent masculinity, and I use ironic detachment to cope with the cultural ubiquity of a source and symbol of genuine trauma."
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https://twitter.com/kellydigges/status/ ... 8420462592
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Sorry I said "lol sportsball." What I meant to say was "football was omnipresent in my youth as a shibboleth of violent masculinity, and I use ironic detachment to cope with the cultural ubiquity of a source and symbol of genuine trauma."
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https://twitter.com/kellydigges/status/ ... 8420462592
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"Look, look, America, I don't want to beat a dead horse but I just want you to THINK about tonight, and how beautiful it is when all of us rally behind someone who maybe isn't our first choice as they vanquish a rich man who we all hate."
"Look, look, America, I don't want to beat a dead horse but I just want you to THINK about tonight, and how beautiful it is when all of us rally behind someone who maybe isn't our first choice as they vanquish a rich man who we all hate."
The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?
That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
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It's not even just about Trump but luckily I can translate this into Koumei-speak easily enough.
The sports person that lost is the football version of Triple H. He got his first world championship at the turn of the century and now people are sick of his shit because that push never really ended. Also, people are pretty sure he cheats and his wife easily makes twice as much money as he does.
The sports person that lost is the football version of Triple H. He got his first world championship at the turn of the century and now people are sick of his shit because that push never really ended. Also, people are pretty sure he cheats and his wife easily makes twice as much money as he does.
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bears fall, everyone dies
Also he left his pregnant girlfriend in her third trimester to get with his rich model wife.
Also the owner of the team loves Trump and is extremely fucking arrogant. Also the coach is kind of an asshole, and probably did a lot of cheating or was complicit in it, and also loves Trump.
Look the Superbowl was literally Team Trump vs Team Black Lives Matter okay.
Also the owner of the team loves Trump and is extremely fucking arrogant. Also the coach is kind of an asshole, and probably did a lot of cheating or was complicit in it, and also loves Trump.
Look the Superbowl was literally Team Trump vs Team Black Lives Matter okay.
The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?
That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
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Ohhhh, we're talking about the Patriots, Bill Belichick, and Robert Kraft. Okay, yeah, I know 'em, and they are assholes. I live in Boston, after all (although I don't really follow sports that much).
Jeez, what is it with Boston sports teams and racism? Are the Bruins run by the KKK? Are the Revolutions secretly reverse vampires funded by the Rand Corporation? I mean, really.
Jeez, what is it with Boston sports teams and racism? Are the Bruins run by the KKK? Are the Revolutions secretly reverse vampires funded by the Rand Corporation? I mean, really.
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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I just skipped the whole thing because fuck the Sports.Whipstitch wrote:I just skipped the whole thing because fuck the Eagles.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Sorry, that's not enough of a reason for me to care about sports.Whipstitch wrote:Boo to that. I wish more nerds would pay attention to sports. I'm sick of making moe jokes about Kawhi Leonard and having nobody catch the pun.Prak wrote: I just skipped the whole thing because fuck the Sports.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.