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- Stahlseele
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Sports-Fans are just a different kind of Nerds.
We here in the den are the asshole grognard gaming Nerds.
There are gun nerds. There are car nerds. There are Computer Nerds.
There are Sports-Nerds.
https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2013/01/18
We here in the den are the asshole grognard gaming Nerds.
There are gun nerds. There are car nerds. There are Computer Nerds.
There are Sports-Nerds.
https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2013/01/18
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
I mean, I don't disagree, I just don't give a fuck.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
- deaddmwalking
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Here's what I will say about the importance of sports:
In any game (like football, basketball and baseball) the rules define the play space in a very clear and unambiguous way. It is very easy to compare two players and easily determine their quality. This is very different from society as a whole where difference in achievement often result from very real handicaps imposed by society. Achievement in sports is one of the most significant venues in which people of color have been able to PROVE equality. African American achievement in sport is a significant portion of the display space for the Smithsonian National Museum of African American History and Culture.
In any game (like football, basketball and baseball) the rules define the play space in a very clear and unambiguous way. It is very easy to compare two players and easily determine their quality. This is very different from society as a whole where difference in achievement often result from very real handicaps imposed by society. Achievement in sports is one of the most significant venues in which people of color have been able to PROVE equality. African American achievement in sport is a significant portion of the display space for the Smithsonian National Museum of African American History and Culture.
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- OgreBattle
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Ahh god damnit the other day I saw a screencap of a twitter argument where this guy calls another guy "someone who would rape women" and then goes on to talk about he knows that because he's raped multiple women and knows all men are trash. The screencap was titled "the woke rapist", but... the guy who posted the screencap just got banned from twitter for telling a guy who defended pussy grabber movie critic devin faraci to suck a dick.
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I don't understand "fuck sports" as a whole. Sure I make sportsball jokes, but even then I like watching tennis and think sports are fun. Sportsball is just a joke to bother friends who are fans when they repeatedly bring up a sport I've told them I don't give a shit about in the past. I do not care about this goat of yours, but I think it's adorable you named your pet Tom.
sandmann wrote:Zak S wrote:I'm not a dick, I'm really nice.Zak S wrote:(...) once you have decided that you will spend any part of your life trolling on the internet, you forfeit all rights as a human.If you should get hit by a car--no-one should help you. If you vote on anything--your vote should be thrown away.
If you wanted to participate in a conversation, you've lost that right. You are a non-human now. You are over and cancelled. No concern of yours can ever matter to any member of the human race ever again.
I wasn’t raised to care about professional sports, but I don’t have any strong animus either. For my parents they mostly dont care unless our local team is doing well... my dad always is rooting against the home teams just so the news would talk about them less when they get knocked out of playoffs.
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I got that, you dirty bastard.Whipstitch wrote:Boo to that. I wish more nerds would pay attention to sports. I'm sick of making moe jokes about Kawhi Leonard and having nobody catch the pun.Prak wrote: I just skipped the whole thing because fuck the Sports.
FrankTrollman wrote: Halfling women, as I'm sure you are aware, combine all the "fun" parts of pedophilia without any of the disturbing, illegal, or immoral parts.
K wrote:That being said, the usefulness of airships for society is still transporting cargo because it's an option that doesn't require a powerful wizard to show up for work on time instead of blowing the day in his harem of extraplanar sex demons/angels.
Chamomile wrote: See, it's because K's belief in leaving generation of individual monsters to GMs makes him Chaotic, whereas Frank's belief in the easier usability of monsters pre-generated by game designers makes him Lawful, and clearly these philosophies are so irreconcilable as to be best represented as fundamentally opposed metaphysical forces.
Whipstitch wrote:You're on a mad quest, dude. I'd sooner bet on Zeus getting bored and letting Sisyphus put down the fucking rock.
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I was the fat weird kid as a little boy, and the thing that Americans call soccer and real people call football was this arena where I was expected to be speedy and a team player, even before we get into it being a huge symbol of toxic masculinity and celebrity culture, of brutes being paid millions for contributing nothing to society and still being patsies.
Kaelik wrote:Because powerful men get away with terrible shit, and even the public domain ones get ignored, and then, when the floodgates open, it turns out there was a goddam flood behind it.
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath, Justin Bieber, shitmuffin
Sort of the same, here. I was the weird fat kid growing up as well, and sports never interested me. I just didn't see the point. On top of that, the people who played and enjoyed sports were the same people who made my life shit growing up because of the things I did like.Omegonthesane wrote:I was the fat weird kid as a little boy, and the thing that Americans call soccer and real people call football was this arena where I was expected to be speedy and a team player, even before we get into it being a huge symbol of toxic masculinity and celebrity culture, of brutes being paid millions for contributing nothing to society and still being patsies.
As I became an adult, I became aware of some of the really shitty things going on in sports, what with all the professional athletes who raped people, beat their wives, ran dog fights, whatever, though I must admit they seem the minority. Then, I found how sports can be intriguing in a manner of just "can this person do this thing?" Then I became aware of the very thing deaddmwalking mentioned, that sports is one of the few areas where racial minorities can improve their economic standing in America.
But then also, a lot of the old white fucks who run the various sportsball things are really shitty people.
So... let me modify my statement: Fuck Sportsculture, and I just don't find sports themselves interesting, but I'm glad that apparently the team that represents black people in the culture war beat the team that represents Trump and white fucks in the culture war.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
My "sports" were more things like ballet - my mom didn't care what physical activity we engaged in, as long as we engaged in one. My sister took horseback riding lessons and cheerleading. I don't really enjoy watching most sports, but I did get into soccer because my brother played.
I'm not really into the machismo of sports, but as a parent, it's been good for my son to play. He has to think about other people and how to enable them to do their job on the field; it's also been a really good focus for his energy.
I'm not really into the machismo of sports, but as a parent, it's been good for my son to play. He has to think about other people and how to enable them to do their job on the field; it's also been a really good focus for his energy.
My son makes me laugh. Maybe he'll make you laugh, too.
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Me, my feelings are that it's a lot more fun to play in a sport than it is to watch other people playing it. I feel the same way about video games and anything involving Gary Chalk.
I mean, I'm not very athletic, but I still enjoy playing soccer or whatever, if only because it's fun to run around and kick things.
I mean, I'm not very athletic, but I still enjoy playing soccer or whatever, if only because it's fun to run around and kick things.
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
- Stahlseele
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Yeah, Sports to me is a thing that happens to other people . .
Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
I was a weird fat kid who is now a weird fat adult and I enjoy some sportsball on occasion.
FrankTrollman wrote: Halfling women, as I'm sure you are aware, combine all the "fun" parts of pedophilia without any of the disturbing, illegal, or immoral parts.
K wrote:That being said, the usefulness of airships for society is still transporting cargo because it's an option that doesn't require a powerful wizard to show up for work on time instead of blowing the day in his harem of extraplanar sex demons/angels.
Chamomile wrote: See, it's because K's belief in leaving generation of individual monsters to GMs makes him Chaotic, whereas Frank's belief in the easier usability of monsters pre-generated by game designers makes him Lawful, and clearly these philosophies are so irreconcilable as to be best represented as fundamentally opposed metaphysical forces.
Whipstitch wrote:You're on a mad quest, dude. I'd sooner bet on Zeus getting bored and letting Sisyphus put down the fucking rock.
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"Australia is looking at America with tears in its eyes and saying “stop the madness!! you can give up the guns and still be racist!!!”
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Found this on Reddit and couldn't stop laughing at it for a good minute and a half.
I have a friend who will reflexively give a random nugget of advice, without really considering the situation. This leads to conversations like:
ME: Another catfish. Seriously. Is it too much to ask to set up a date with someone who actually exists?!
HER: Maybe your standards are too high.
I have a friend who will reflexively give a random nugget of advice, without really considering the situation. This leads to conversations like:
ME: Another catfish. Seriously. Is it too much to ask to set up a date with someone who actually exists?!
HER: Maybe your standards are too high.
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"First they came for the Muslims and we said: Not Today Motherfucker. Then the New York Times spent a year publishing editorials about how we were being mean and suppressing free speech"
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"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
Hey, a lot of people seem to find quite a bit of meaning and happiness in relationships with fictional women.Pariah Dog wrote:Found this on Reddit and couldn't stop laughing at it for a good minute and a half.
I have a friend who will reflexively give a random nugget of advice, without really considering the situation. This leads to conversations like:
ME: Another catfish. Seriously. Is it too much to ask to set up a date with someone who actually exists?!
HER: Maybe your standards are too high.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
"If you want to get serious about trolling newborn sea turtles, you lay the eggs at the Eurasian pole of inaccessibility, near Urumqi."
FrankTrollman wrote:I think Grek already won the thread and we should pack it in.
Chamomile wrote:Grek is a national treasure.
"Look, if we were just marsupials, everything would be better."
"Yeah!"
"Wellll..."
"EVERYTHING!"
"Yeah!"
"Wellll..."
"EVERYTHING!"
virgil wrote:Lovecraft didn't later add a love triangle between Dagon, Chtulhu, & the Colour-Out-of-Space; only to have it broken up through cyber-bullying by the King in Yellow.
FrankTrollman wrote:If your enemy is fucking Gravity, are you helping or hindering it by putting things on high shelves? I don't fucking know! That's not even a thing. Your enemy can't be Gravity, because that's stupid.
- OgreBattle
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We are all pigmillionPrak wrote:Hey, a lot of people seem to find quite a bit of meaning and happiness in relationships with fictional women.Pariah Dog wrote:Found this on Reddit and couldn't stop laughing at it for a good minute and a half.
I have a friend who will reflexively give a random nugget of advice, without really considering the situation. This leads to conversations like:
ME: Another catfish. Seriously. Is it too much to ask to set up a date with someone who actually exists?!
HER: Maybe your standards are too high.