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Count Arioch the 28th wrote: We call shitty people on the far left
'Far left'? Count, I doubt you've ever encountered anyone from the far left.
I've dated a few radical feminists, one of which honestly thought all penetrative sex is rape. I have an acquaintance that literally made up their own gender and refuses to explain it, but lord help you if you don't use the right pronouns automatically. I've gotten drunk with nu-males who were literally so soy it triggered my allergies and gave me the shits. And I have fucked multiple trannies for what it's worth. I'm not offended that you don't know my life but don't assume anything :p.
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Count, those people don't constitute "the far left," at least not because of those reasons. They're just assholes.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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Prak wrote:Count, those people don't constitute "the far left," at least not because of those reasons. They're just assholes.
You probably shouldn't like... take Counts insults as descriptions at face value.
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It's possible to be both far left AND an asshole. You can be far left and not be an asshole too. I know some people who were far right assholes, switched sides, but remained assholes. I know people that switched sides, weren't assholes to begin with, and didn't turn into assholes.

Me saying I've known people on the far left who were also assholes is not me saying everyone on the far left are assholes any more than saying my cat is skinny and grey means that all grey cats are skinny.

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Count Arioch the 28th wrote:It's possible to be both far left AND an asshole. You can be far left and not be an asshole too. I know some people who were far right assholes, switched sides, but remained assholes. I know people that switched sides, weren't assholes to begin with, and didn't turn into assholes.

Me saying I've known people on the far left who were also assholes is not me saying everyone on the far left are assholes any more than saying my cat is skinny and grey means that all grey cats are skinny.

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What I mean is, the way you worded it originally, it makes it sound like you think radfemism to the point of not believing in consensual penetration, refusing to describe an identity they made up, etc are what constitute "far left."

Those people may totally be the reincarnation of Che Guevera or Karl Marx, but the attributes you describe are not "leftist," just assholish.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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Prak wrote:
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:It's possible to be both far left AND an asshole. You can be far left and not be an asshole too. I know some people who were far right assholes, switched sides, but remained assholes. I know people that switched sides, weren't assholes to begin with, and didn't turn into assholes.

Me saying I've known people on the far left who were also assholes is not me saying everyone on the far left are assholes any more than saying my cat is skinny and grey means that all grey cats are skinny.

(edited for clarification)
What I mean is, the way you worded it originally, it makes it sound like you think radfemism to the point of not believing in consensual penetration, refusing to describe an identity they made up, etc are what constitute "far left."

Those people may totally be the reincarnation of Che Guevera or Karl Marx, but the attributes you describe are not "leftist," just assholish.
The attributes he describes are also completely unverifiable hit jobs against people he doesn't like that are exactly like the the kinds of attacks that people make against women and non binary people who don't do those things by assholes who are mad about things.

Seriously just stop.

If someone tells you "Ah yes, I know a person who has personally murdered 64 Supreme Court justices, that asshole." don't just fucking believe them. No one in the history of the universe has ever "made up their own gender" "refused to explain it" and then gotten mad about someone using a pronouns they didn't ask you to use. This has never happened.

No one is a "nu-male" soy does not in fact make you effeminate. This isn't hard. You are literally talking to Tucker Carlson while taking his claims about immigrants being inherently violent at face value.
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But... someone is wrong on the internet and it's so hard to resist...
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Kaelik wrote: ...soy does not in fact make you effeminate.
I do in fact know that, I was using "soy" as a colorful adjective. Kind of like how a very effeminate homosexual is called "flaming" even though he's not on fire and being set on fire does not make one gay. That I know of, I've never been set on fire nor do I know anyone who has (I am assuming not until presented with evidence to the contrary).
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Gotta say, Count, those are 'lifestyle'-leftish things, not politically-leftish.

I grant it's a subtle point and won't insist upon it.
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