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Ancient History wrote:Dunno.
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I mean, we've all done that at some point in our lives, right?

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Um, that guy is wearing a Yarmulke -- the answer here is the same as for Vegan Passover - you use a red beet, since the juices stain.
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Um, that guy is wearing a Yarmulke -- the answer here is the same as for Vegan Passover - you use a red beet, since the juices stain.
That's what you would use instead of a lamb shank. So if the question was "What's a good vegan alternative to shanking a racist?" the answer would be "Beet the racist."

The vegan alternative to the egg is an avocado pit.

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Um, that guy is wearing a Yarmulke -- the answer here is the same as for Vegan Passover - you use a red beet, since the juices stain.
That's what you would use instead of a lamb shank. So if the question was "What's a good vegan alternative to shanking a racist?" the answer would be "Beet the racist."

The vegan alternative to the egg is an avocado pit.

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The last time I heard shanking used as a verb it was slang for attempting to commit murder with a knife. So the idea of a vegan alternative briefly confused me.
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Omegonthesane wrote:The last time I heard shanking used as a verb it was slang for attempting to commit murder with a knife. So the idea of a vegan alternative briefly confused me.
Surely that ambiguity is the joke? Admittedly would work better if you were saying "beet/beat" out loud.
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. . . I must have been exhausted when I posted that to miss the beet/beat pun in the first place.
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Classic Grimlock, always tellin' like it is...

If he had said they were full of either cesium salami or Semprini, then he'd've been REALLY offensive.
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That is more or less verbatim how the book went.
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