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Found the heraldry of the Den

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"Upon his great helm are two towering, roaring cocks. Emblazoned upon his shield is a man being bent over"

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Post by The Adventurer's Almanac »

Does it count as caning if you're using a sword and the guy has armor over his ass?
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Post by angelfromanotherpin »

No, caning more-or-less requires a cane. I think in spanking terms a sword counts as a kind of paddle.
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Post by Thaluikhain »

Should get a sword cane, then you can do both. I don't think this was a factor in people getting them, though.
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Post by Grek »

The cocks are supposed to be in a barrel, not a bassinet.
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Post by Shrapnel »

Isn't a bascinet basically just an upside-down head barrel for your mind-cage? So it still works.
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Post by The Adventurer's Almanac »

But they aren't in the helmet, they're more like... plumage with extra baggage.
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Post by OgreBattle »

The wearer himself is the third cock.

Also it turns out those funny tights codpieces have a function with sword sheaths


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