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People occasionally upload their behind the scenes videos to certain websites. I'm not sure if it's a systemic thing or just one shithead who does it a lot, but basically he sits there carrying on about how she's trying to take control of the scene and that's not her job and he's the one in charge and blah blah blah... all while she's still trussed up like a turkey with a ring in her mouth.

So yeah, I mostly avoid the bondage categories these days as like half of it is from Kink and I don't even want to give them page views.
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I had a domme like that, it isn't fun at all.
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It's basically the opposite of how I understand BDSM to work. The sub is the one who is always in control, and this must be the case to maintain the necessary trust.
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So . . basically . . they do not want them to use the safeword for what the safeword is supposed to be used?
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Exactly. Much like 50SoG, it's not BDSM, it's just abuse.
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There are a lot of very toxic people in the BDSM community. And typically the community shelters those people (so even though most people are decent, they will fight to protect horrible people rather than do the right thing).
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Nerdom can be like that too. Google "missing stair" I think it is. People who feel ostracized are hesitant to ostracize people from the group they've found acceptance in.

Also see why Gygax and Greenwood weren't booted out of the con circuit after only a handful of cons.
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th »

The brony community was ruined by "loving and tolerating" truly despicable people as well. I also know some very old furfags that remember the furry fandom before fetishists made it about them (If you disagree with my underaged scat rape vore art, you are KINKSHAMING!).
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Kinkshaming? Is that a word people actually use?
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th »

They mostly say it on tumblr and not real life. Not sure if that counts but I have seen it.
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At the least it's spread to Facebook, as well

...also, I know have a morbid curiosity about your tumblr, Count.
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if it's mostly on tumblr then no, it does not count for much in my eyes . .
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Zaranthan wrote:People occasionally upload their behind the scenes videos to certain websites. I'm not sure if it's a systemic thing or just one shithead who does it a lot, but basically he sits there carrying on about how she's trying to take control of the scene and that's not her job and he's the one in charge and blah blah blah... all while she's still trussed up like a turkey with a ring in her mouth.

So yeah, I mostly avoid the bondage categories these days as like half of it is from Kink and I don't even want to give them page views.
This is no more real "behind the scenes" than the contestant interviews on Survivor are. It's part of the show.

(They're probably also assholes about safewords in reality, but they would show you footage of themselves ranting about it regardless of if that were true because it makes it seem more real for the viewers that get off on subjugation and shaming.)
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This is an annoying question, but also NSFW. So I'm asking here. Does anyone know of a company that makes BDSM collars that aren't girly? My GF has been trying to pick one up for me for weeks and she can't find one that isn't feminine-looking (Noted that we're looking for a more discreet collar. As much as I'd like a spiked leather wolf collar I do have to work for a living...)
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I just did a quick search:

eXtreme restraints.com
stockroom.com
axsmar.eu
eternitycollars.com
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collarfactory.com

Also, I could have sworn there was a company that had made some super-discreet bondage jewelry stuff, but I don't remember who it was.

You could also do something like a torc, or a leather choker.
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Just think, all these years you've been going around with your balls hanging down, with no support at all. All this changes today, thanks to the Tama Bra from TamaToys, a stylish and fun way to support your balls and look pretty. This high grade otokonoko fetish item includes panties that hold your balls, plus a matching soft ring scrunchie (as used for hair) that gives your penis just the right look. It also comes with an fine mesh bra top piece.
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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It's a thing that pops up in ecchi/hentai art. I didn't think there was really much demand, but someone will buy anything.
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You know, as I am getting older I am needing a bit more support down there...
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Ohhhh do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?...
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Huh. Now that I'm not at work and can take a look at the link, these aren't at all what I thought they were.

The thing I'm familiar with as a weird characteristic of (usually futa) hentai looks more like actual bra cups, as seen in the NSFW pic here.
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It's actually really weird to me that there are only a handful of straight male models who are in everything made by every company and have enormous leverage. When you look up a porn clip on the internet, most of the time the male model's name isn't even mentioned. The number of men that want to have sex with porn stars is so large that Czech Republic's free brothel pays its male actors zero CZK and still does a steady business at that price point.

I understand THAT James Deen has a lot of coercive power in the industry, but I cannot understand WHY. He seems like he is the most replaceable element of the entire process. Like more so than the rental properties that most scenes are filmed in. By definition threre are fifteen million American men with two sigma large penises and I do not get what is stopping the industry from changing which men they use as often as I change my socks.

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