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Post by Zinegata »

Ok, thanks. I'd rather not have a 20 MB map either :)
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Post by Ikeren »

I wasn't aware you were a doctor, Frank?
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Post by Username17 »

And we're Up!

Submit Pretenders. You know the drill.

Edit: You can also download the map here.

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Will send soon (in 12 hours; after I get off work). Just testing out some Pretender builds.
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Ikeren wrote:I wasn't aware you were a doctor, Frank?
You haven't been here long enough, then. :tongue:
Everything I learned about DnD, I learned from Frank Trollman.
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Post by Winnah »

Who is Ermor? Dr Praetor?
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Post by Ikeren »

I am now picturing Frank as House.
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Winnah wrote:Who is Ermor? Dr Praetor?
I guess? I'm going Ulm anyway.
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It has begun!
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καλλίστῃ
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Seriously though, who submitted the Ermor pretender? If someone submitted an extra pretender by mistake, we'll have to restart.

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Post by DrPraetor »

I'm not Ermor, no. Sorry for vanishing off the face of the earth; I had an NIH grant deadline yesterday afternoon, and then I collapsed for roughly 17 hours.

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OK, I'm going to assume someone sent in an extra pretender by mistake. I'm restarting, send in your pretenders.

Edit: by which I mean Abysia send in your pretender, because it kept the rest of them.

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Post by angelfromanotherpin »

So, how many VPs are there, and how many do we need?
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angelfromanotherpin wrote:So, how many VPs are there, and how many do we need?
There are 21. You need 9.

You start with 1, so you need to conquer 40% of the map to win. Except obviously for the lucky duck who started with 2, who only needs to conquer 35% of the map.

If you hit "view game settings" it will tell you the number needed to win.

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Post by Winnah »

I recieved a new start location. So I resubmitted my 1st turn.

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New turn 1 sent
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Todays news:
Despair, false idols, for you are all DOOMED! The bony hand of Knife Bright Insight, the true Goddess, is around your necks as we speak.
Chaosium rules are made of unicorn pubic hair and cancer. --AncientH
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We ignore your feeble threats.
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Post by Gnosticism Is A Hoot »

Zinegata wrote:We ignore your feeble threats.
Which game is this from? It sounds familiar, but I can't place it.
The soul is the prison of the body.

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Gnosticism Is A Hoot wrote:Which game is this from? It sounds familiar, but I can't place it.
Civ.
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I'm disappointed that no-one is complaining about what I named my prophet.
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DrPraetor wrote:I'm disappointed that no-one is complaining about what I named my prophet.
Why would I complain, my goddess isn't named Hoogla Khan because she's a goddess. And she's a goddess because it seemed appropriate for Sauromatia to have a female goddess and Sauromatia has a number of useful goddess options, so it doesn't even give away that much information.

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Post by Winnah »

Ἔρις Ἰδού
Ἐνυώ Ἰδού
Οὐδεὶς φίλος βελτίων, οὐδεὶς ἐχθρός χείρων

Applicants, supplicants and solicitors; Time is precious.
If you would make a request of Pangaea, do so now.
Know that Eris prefers her flatterers to hold gifts of substance rather than vague promises.
Buy our love, lest you earn our wrath.

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Post by Zinegata »

Ulm buys peace with steel, not gold.

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Also, on another note: I totally named my Pretender from a list of actual Germanic Gods/Goddesses before I knew that we were getting the Dragon Age map.
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