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"Mine's bigger."
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TheFlatline wrote:Legolas/Robin Hood are myths that have completely unrealistic expectation of "uses a bow".
The D&D wizard is a work of fiction that has a completely unrealistic expectation of "uses a book".
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"Give it to Mikey; he'll eat it."

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Put a greatsword a maul and a greataxe in a room and ask them to take their pick
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erik wrote:"Give it to Mikey; he'll eat it."
You have NO idea how many time I heard this growing up. That and A Streetcar Named Desire references.
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Muscovites on skis

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Nice Rack
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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What a strange skirt fringe
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The votey was the best part.
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Happy International Women's Day

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That would explain why he keeps holding them.
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I don't know if "Gigerpunk" is a thing, but somebody commissioned a rapier with a guard shaped like a facehugger (and a pommel shaped like a xenomorph egg).
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Well, at least that will lead to a better death than either of the other two would . .
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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But the poor bastard that made it can't ever use it without totally ruining it's value. That's the problem with collectors weapons.
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I dunno. Some battle induced acid etching might increase value.
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