[OSSR]Bastion of Broken Souls 2002
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- Darth Rabbitt
- Overlord
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"It's a Ooze with lungs made from a living Wyrm Brass Dragon"
How does an Ooze have lungs? Or does it need them for the breath weapon?
"It's a Medium Monstrous Centipede with little toes made from a living Old Blue Dragon"
Ironically, a lot of these creatures seem to have dragon parts. But not once have I come across dragon cock, interestingly enough.
"It's a Very Young Gold Dragon with a labia made from a living Homunculus"
How does an Ooze have lungs? Or does it need them for the breath weapon?
"It's a Medium Monstrous Centipede with little toes made from a living Old Blue Dragon"
Ironically, a lot of these creatures seem to have dragon parts. But not once have I come across dragon cock, interestingly enough.
"It's a Very Young Gold Dragon with a labia made from a living Homunculus"
Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).
It's because there are basically 120 dragons on the list, one of each age category of each true dragon. And penis is on the body part list.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
This generator might be the most popular thing I've ever made for the den.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
- Ancient History
- Serious Badass
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It's a Great Wyrm Green Dragon with ribs made from a living Aquatic elf
...that's a great visual, actually.
It's a Adult Bronze Dragon with skin made from a living Golem
But then how would you be able to tell it's a bronze dragon?
It's a Heavy Warhorse with a womb made from a living Pegasus
...right clade, at least, but that's gotta scare the hell out of the horse breeder.
...that's a great visual, actually.
It's a Adult Bronze Dragon with skin made from a living Golem
But then how would you be able to tell it's a bronze dragon?
It's a Heavy Warhorse with a womb made from a living Pegasus
...right clade, at least, but that's gotta scare the hell out of the horse breeder.
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- Prince
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Go go non-mammal mammaries!It's a Small Viper Snake with breasts made from a living Dragonne
Ghosticles?It's a Spectre with testicles made from a living Dire Bat
Kaelik wrote:Because powerful men get away with terrible shit, and even the public domain ones get ignored, and then, when the floodgates open, it turns out there was a goddam flood behind it.
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath, Justin Bieber, shitmuffin
- deaddmwalking
- Prince
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It's a Frost worm with an abdomen made from a living Very Young Gold Dragon
It's a Juvenile Copper Dragon with feet made from a living Ochre jelly
It's a Great Wyrm Bronze Dragon with an upper arm made from a living Dread wraith
It's a War Pony with a face made from a living Naga
It's a Minotaur with an ear made from a living Tarrasque
It's a Wyvern with an adrenal gland made from a living Yuan-ti Pureblood
It's a Juvenile Copper Dragon with feet made from a living Ochre jelly
It's a Great Wyrm Bronze Dragon with an upper arm made from a living Dread wraith
It's a War Pony with a face made from a living Naga
It's a Minotaur with an ear made from a living Tarrasque
It's a Wyvern with an adrenal gland made from a living Yuan-ti Pureblood
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- Prince
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Bravo on the generator!Prak_Anima wrote:TheFlatline wrote:Oh man... Yes, this. And then with a restored, beating heart, Ahshardalon falls in love with one of the PCs, turning into an epic level romantic comedy romp across the planes in the next adventure module: How the Dragon Got His Groove Back.OgreBattle wrote:Could a "Wish" spell restore Ashardalon's heart?
Here you go.deaddmwalking wrote:I'd like it better if it included a random organ generator.
"It's a Formian with index fingers made from a living Mummy "
Also, yeah, I had just read that xkcd comic when I posted. It seemed appropriate.
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- Prince
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I should make more generators, that site's pretty user friendly.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.