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Post by Darth Rabbitt »

"It's a Ooze with lungs made from a living Wyrm Brass Dragon"

How does an Ooze have lungs? Or does it need them for the breath weapon?

"It's a Medium Monstrous Centipede with little toes made from a living Old Blue Dragon"

Ironically, a lot of these creatures seem to have dragon parts. But not once have I come across dragon cock, interestingly enough.

"It's a Very Young Gold Dragon with a labia made from a living Homunculus"

:wuh:
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Post by Prak »

It's because there are basically 120 dragons on the list, one of each age category of each true dragon. And penis is on the body part list.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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Post by Koumei »

"It is a huge monstrous scorpion with kidneys made from a living huge monstrous scorpion". That's quite a deal there.
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Post by CCarter »

"It's a Huge Viper Snake with ankles made from a living Gelatinous cube"

"It's a Colossal Monstrous Scorpion with a coccyx made from a living Skeleton"
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Post by Prak »

This generator might be the most popular thing I've ever made for the den.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Post by Ancient History »

It's a Great Wyrm Green Dragon with ribs made from a living Aquatic elf

...that's a great visual, actually.

It's a Adult Bronze Dragon with skin made from a living Golem

But then how would you be able to tell it's a bronze dragon?

It's a Heavy Warhorse with a womb made from a living Pegasus

...right clade, at least, but that's gotta scare the hell out of the horse breeder.
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Post by Omegonthesane »

It's a Small Viper Snake with breasts made from a living Dragonne
Go go non-mammal mammaries!
It's a Spectre with testicles made from a living Dire Bat
Ghosticles?
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Post by deaddmwalking »

This is great. Actually a couple ideas from it.

One I got was a Dragon with a leg made of an umber hulk. Made me think of Scuzzlebutt from South Park.

Another was a Gibbering Mouther with a spine made of a golem. Giving the Mouther a form and combining the two actually seems pretty terrifying.
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Post by hyzmarca »

It's a Frost worm with an abdomen made from a living Very Young Gold Dragon

It's a Juvenile Copper Dragon with feet made from a living Ochre jelly


It's a Great Wyrm Bronze Dragon with an upper arm made from a living Dread wraith

It's a War Pony with a face made from a living Naga

It's a Minotaur with an ear made from a living Tarrasque

It's a Wyvern with an adrenal gland made from a living Yuan-ti Pureblood
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Post by Koumei »

Prak_Anima wrote:This generator might be the most popular thing I've ever made for the den.
People love generators, they have universal appeal.
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Post by TheFlatline »

Prak_Anima wrote:
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OgreBattle wrote:Could a "Wish" spell restore Ashardalon's heart?
Oh man... Yes, this. And then with a restored, beating heart, Ahshardalon falls in love with one of the PCs, turning into an epic level romantic comedy romp across the planes in the next adventure module: How the Dragon Got His Groove Back.
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deaddmwalking wrote:I'd like it better if it included a random organ generator.
Here you go.
"It's a Formian with index fingers made from a living Mummy "
Bravo on the generator!

Also, yeah, I had just read that xkcd comic when I posted. It seemed appropriate.
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Post by TheFlatline »

"It's a Succubus with pecs made from a living Nymph"

Oh shit we're really fucked now...

My favorite so far.
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Post by Prak »

I should make more generators, that site's pretty user friendly.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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