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Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:27 pm

Ancient History wrote:Dunno.

Oh.

RobbyPants · Post by **RobbyPants** » Tue Mar 19, 2019 2:09 pm

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Tue Mar 19, 2019 9:32 pm

I mean, we've all done that at some point in our lives, right?

... Right?

Count Arioch the 28th · Wed Mar 20, 2019 4:43 am

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 12:14 am

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:51 pm

Count Arioch the 28th wrote:

You run in terror, that's what you do.

Josh_Kablack · Post by **Josh_Kablack** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:24 pm

Ancient History wrote:

Um, that guy is wearing a Yarmulke -- the answer here is the same as for Vegan Passover - you use a red beet, since the juices stain.

Username17 · Post by **Username17** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 7:42 pm

Josh_Kablack wrote:
Ancient History wrote:

Um, that guy is wearing a Yarmulke -- the answer here is the same as for Vegan Passover - you use a red beet, since the juices stain.

That's what you would use instead of a lamb shank. So if the question was "What's a good vegan alternative to shanking a racist?" the answer would be "Beet the racist."

The vegan alternative to the egg is an avocado pit.

-Username17

Omegonthesane · Post by **Omegonthesane** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:40 pm

FrankTrollman wrote:
Josh_Kablack wrote:
Ancient History wrote:

Um, that guy is wearing a Yarmulke -- the answer here is the same as for Vegan Passover - you use a red beet, since the juices stain.
That's what you would use instead of a lamb shank. So if the question was "What's a good vegan alternative to shanking a racist?" the answer would be "Beet the racist."

The vegan alternative to the egg is an avocado pit.

-Username17

The last time I heard shanking used as a verb it was slang for attempting to commit murder with a knife. So the idea of a vegan alternative briefly confused me.

Thaluikhain · Post by **Thaluikhain** » Sun Mar 24, 2019 3:21 am

Omegonthesane wrote:The last time I heard shanking used as a verb it was slang for attempting to commit murder with a knife. So the idea of a vegan alternative briefly confused me.

Surely that ambiguity is the joke? Admittedly would work better if you were saying "beet/beat" out loud.

Omegonthesane · Post by **Omegonthesane** » Sun Mar 24, 2019 5:30 am

. . . I must have been exhausted when I posted that to miss the beet/beat pun in the first place.

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:23 pm

Credit to Wrong Hands for the image.

erik · Post by **erik** » Sun Mar 31, 2019 1:33 pm

Seen on discord.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Mon Apr 01, 2019 12:59 am

Classic Grimlock, always tellin' like it is...

If he had said they were full of either cesium salami or Semprini, then he'd've been REALLY offensive.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Tue Apr 02, 2019 11:06 pm

TiaC · Post by **TiaC** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 1:25 am

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sun Apr 07, 2019 7:07 pm

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sun Apr 07, 2019 11:06 pm

Shared with my friend who's prepping to DM for the first time.

RobbyPants · Post by **RobbyPants** » Wed Apr 10, 2019 1:44 pm

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:16 pm

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:15 pm

That is more or less verbatim how the book went.

RobbyPants · Post by **RobbyPants** » Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:17 pm

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RobbyPants · Post by **RobbyPants** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:14 pm

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed May 01, 2019 1:12 am