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Stahlseele wrote:@Dogbert booo!
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@Erik Russel Howard?
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I love idiotic old anti-marijuana propaganda. Reefer Madness, Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue, that Batman comic where Floronic Man was made of weed... they're all so hilariously wrong. I mean, marijuana aint great for the lungs when smoked, and it can impair mental functions, but it's not fucking PCP.
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It's actually not an old one, it's fake. But it is fun.
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Also, if you missed it. I wrote an article about what Robert E. Howard (creator of Conan the Barbarian) thought about marijuana: http://messagesfromcrom.blogspot.com/20 ... berte.html
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"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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A literal reading of that says that Terry killed his friend "immediately after", or before the pot could have any effect. Maybe Terry is a crazy fuck and his friend wanted him to "just relax" but was too late.

I love when these PSAs seem to imply the opposite of what the people are trying to say.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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I would buy this and bring it to a work potluck.
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Game? What are the rules?
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Korwin wrote:Game? What are the rules?
Vomit Roulette. Everyone eats a bite at a time, going until someone vomits.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Korwin wrote:Game? What are the rules?
I was going to go with "bring it, and see who eats it."
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