Helping Count Get Girls

[the_taken]

1195987743[/unixtime]]If everyone was a women there'd be no cock.

If everyone was a woman, there'd be allot less cock.

[tzor]

1195987743[/unixtime]]If everyone was a women there'd be no cock.

And if that happened the dildo would become obsolete in a generation or two. After all there would be no one to model it after. Just a bunch of old greek marble statues and all of theirs are flacid.

(Yes there was actually a debate about that in WotC about whether or not statues of naked greek men was somehow less sexual because they didn't have hardons.)

You know if it wasn't for the thought of having to sit on public toilets I wouldn't not mind all that much being a woman. Then again I spent my first year in college in constant parinoia because we had a single restroom for the entire floor and who knew who was on the toilet before me and my daily constitutional. Remember this was before they came up with those paper things you put on the toilet seat and gets flushed down the toilet.

(Ladies do you actually use those things?)

[Captain_Bleach]

1196003128[/unixtime]]Plus, I do know that there are a great many women that just enjoy cock. My ex liked cock, she just wasn't fond of mine for some reasons.

She'd be very unhappy if there were no cock in the world.

Two words: Strap On.

[Count Arioch the 28th]

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1196003128[/unixtime]]Plus, I do know that there are a great many women that just enjoy cock. My ex liked cock, she just wasn't fond of mine for some reasons.

She'd be very unhappy if there were no cock in the world.

Two words: Strap On.

That would involve her liking women. I know for a fact that she does not like women in the least.

[Cielingcat]

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1196003128[/unixtime]]Plus, I do know that there are a great many women that just enjoy cock. My ex liked cock, she just wasn't fond of mine for some reasons.

She'd be very unhappy if there were no cock in the world.

Two words: Strap On.

Those are not nearly as fun.

[Koumei]

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1195987743[/unixtime]]If everyone was a women there'd be no cock.

Noting this, I retract my "I'm game" statement.

Noted: Ceilingcat loves the cock

tzor: I seriously don't use public restrooms, no matter how much discomfort must be endured to wait til I get home.

[Count Arioch the 28th]

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1196003128[/unixtime]]Plus, I do know that there are a great many women that just enjoy cock. My ex liked cock, she just wasn't fond of mine for some reasons.

She'd be very unhappy if there were no cock in the world.

Two words: Strap On.

Those are not nearly as fun.

You sound like you speak from personal experience.

[Draco_Argentum]

They sounds less fun.

[Judging__Eagle]

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1195987743[/unixtime]]If everyone was a women there'd be no cock.

And what a lovely world that'd be.

Not that I bear any malice towards males, maybe just a little completely irrational fear, but a cock-free world just happens to to be awesome to my perspective.

It's not completely irrational. "The secret order of men who don't know they're in a secret society" are real.

They think I'm a member. I might be, since I'm not supposed to know I'm a member.

Also, don't worry, some guys have an equally irrational fear of girls. Sadly it's often the ones that we're attracted to.

[JonSetanta]

This thread has become win.
Now for a freaky turn: dickgirls.
Best of both worlds??
Is the future of humankind... hermaphrodites?

[Cielingcat]

No.

[Count Arioch the 28th]

I don't like penises. If I dated a woman, and she had a penis, that's a deal-breaker.

[the_taken]

1196130604[/unixtime]]This thread has become win.
Now for a freaky turn: dickgirls.
Best of both worlds??
Is the future of humankind... hermaphrodites?

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1195987743[/unixtime]]If everyone was a women there'd be no cock.

If everyone was a woman, there'd be allot less cock.

I was thinking along the lines that after women eradicate the Y chromosome they'd use artificial sperm 'till they figured how to genetically engineer themselves to reproduce asexually via parthenogenesis. I actually have this as a source of inspiration for a group in the mech game I've been developing.

[JonSetanta]

The anime Gall Force comes to mind.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gall_Force
Strangely, I saw this at age 12 or so. It may have scarred me permanently.

And Ceilingcat just might be scared of /d/. Hm.

[Cielingcat]

1196138116[/unixtime]]The anime Gall Force comes to mind.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gall_Force
Strangely, I saw this at age 12 or so. It may have scarred me permanently.

And Ceilingcat just might be scared of /d/. Hm.

I love /d/'s content and am in fact a male to female transsexual (pre-op, at least until I have more moniez), so you've got it very backwards.

[ckafrica]

It is shocking how good some lady boys looked. Seriously hot. Not the penis part but the looking like a superhot woman. Some reason asian men are particularly apt (I've seen few really good western ones) at the transferance which is doubly strange because several western women i've talked to about this think South East Asian men are generally not handsome but are shocked at what stunning women some of them make. And a male friend of mine who is less particular than me (not a fan of any cock but my own) said that if you find yourself at business time and the rest of them are keeping you going there are plenty of portals left to engage in coitus.

[JonSetanta]

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1196138116[/unixtime]]
And Ceilingcat just might be scared of /d/. Hm.

I love /d/'s content and am in fact a male to female transsexual (pre-op, at least until I have more moniez), so you've got it very backwards.

So you're just against the opinion that the future of humankind ends with herms, then. OK

And it's fine that most people really are terrified of /d/ because it cuts down on spam/trolling. Some fools have penetrated that Absolute Dickgirl Terror Field to make a post or two but they really are negligible; if they or other /b/tards could stand the forum, there really would be more.

[Cielingcat]

1196139947[/unixtime]]...Said that if you find yourself at business time and the rest of them are keeping you going there are plenty of portals left to engage in coitus.

I have no idea what this means.

[the_taken]

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1196139947[/unixtime]]...Said that if you find yourself at business time and the rest of them are keeping you going there are plenty of portals left to engage in coitus.

I have no idea what this means.

Consider yourself lucky.

[Count Arioch the 28th]

That sounds suspiciously like what a friend of mine used to say.

If it looks pretty, and you don't actually SEE a wang, then you're not gay.

[JonSetanta]

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1196139947[/unixtime]]...Said that if you find yourself at business time and the rest of them are keeping you going there are plenty of portals left to engage in coitus.

I have no idea what this means.

Consider yourself lucky.

Yes, I understand it too, be thankful you don't.

[Cielingcat]

Seriously, tell me, I'm curious.

[Koumei]

I don't know what it means either.

[JonSetanta]

Your brain and/or genitals will eat themselves if I told you.

[Judging__Eagle]

1196130604[/unixtime]]This thread has become win.
Now for a freaky turn:

No turning. At all.

Just because I'm unshockable, doesn't mean that I need to realize what you and the taken were talking about. Especially at eight in the morning or any other time for that matter.

Cieling_Cat and Koumei, seriously, don't even waste your time asking what they're talking about.