Iron Mongler wrote:I am beginning to see your points on the issues you label, but one thing that I don't understand is:
What's that phrase? Non sequitor? Or perhaps straw man? Maybe both. Your argument does not address his own, but nice try.
It making you a terrible person to think that two not exclusive things are mutually exclusive in no way precludes the existence of people making exactly that error. In fact it would be rather silly to accuse someone of being a horrible person for making an error that is not possible for them to make.
In other words, your post = Giant Frog.
Do you mean that people in general never pull the 'rollplaying sucks' term? I don't see how I set up a straw man even, seeing as I just wanted to defend myself against being unjustly called retarded for no reason instead of, you know, Kaelik actually having the intelligence to try to make sense of my earlier point.
*facepaws* Your reading comprehension skills are made of Fail. See that quote there? It tells you exactly fucking why you did.
Fuchs wrote:Not everyone plays D&D with the assumption that the DM is actively trying to kill off PCs and only minmaxing and good tactics and good rolls can keep them alive. Losing doesn't have to mean dieing.
Some play a much more relaxed game, where PCs do not die unless the player chooses so. (They might get captured, enslaved, routed, humilated, etc., but the character doesn't (perma)die unless the player wants to change PCs.
Speaking of straw men, this is another one. See, the DM by no means has to be setting out to try to kill PCs for it to happen. He just has to play a two round combat. And you need good tactics and solid characters not to be killed by the Iterative Probability of win spells and full attacks and whatever else taking you out in 1-2 rounds.
Now. Let's say you were somehow able to do your little handwaving bullshit there without cheating. Ok. Being captured is literally a fate worse than death, because anyone who captures you will take all of your gear. Not only is that gear worth more than your life, likely by far but since you could not beat the opposition at full power, you certainly cannot without the gear that is most of your power. Enslaved is much the same, except worse. You don't get to run away in D&D, the enemy is faster. You might get to teleport away, but then you're wide open to being on the wrong side of Attacker Advantage, which the enemy forces will happily demonstrate for you via Scry and Fry. 'Humilated', depending on the context is either irrelevant, worse than death again, or an example of the enemy not having read the fucking Evil Overlord's Handbook. Which means your campaign is irrelevant, because your enemies are not smart enough to actually do their jobs.
But seriously. If you want some coddling bullshit, go play 4.0. But D&D is not for you. No, that's not a contradiction. 4.0 isn't D&D, no more than FF11 is Final Fantasy.
PhoneLobster wrote:I hesitate to even remotely interact with him, but you know, I think Roy has you pegged, and handled. I'll let him continue to insult you and your STUPID position on "Real Role Playaz!", because his responses are the most fitting.
I mean "Hey yeah sure, but what about the people who want to roll dice, but don't care about the outcome and don't want to hear about shit like "your character hits/misses with sword!." Yeah, because they totally fucking exist.
Ass.
Lols.
Iron Mongler wrote:PhoneLobster wrote:I hesitate to even remotely interact with him, but you know, I think Roy has you pegged, and handled. I'll let him continue to insult you and your STUPID position on "Real Role Playaz!", because his responses are the most fitting.
I mean "Hey yeah sure, but what about the people who want to roll dice, but don't care about the outcome and don't want to hear about shit like "your character hits/misses with sword!." Yeah, because they totally fucking exist.
Ass.
'Handle' me? You're fucking retarded, and you're also the load your mother should have swallowed you fat fuck. Get off these boards and stop shitting up legitimate debates like a 4chan troll.
At the Den, we don't really give a fuck about insults, so they're expected as par for the course. Even so, those insults should actually be relevant. His mom has nothing to do with this. Neither does any obesity he might have. Attacking irrelevant things just makes you look like a dumbfuck. Try sticking to the things PL has actually done himself if you want to attack him instead of being irrelevant. Again.
And legitimate debates? Lol, what? This argument started due to your lack of reading comprehension leading to a straw man. It is inherently illegitimate. It is the bastard of arguments. And it's trying to usurp the legitimate line.
Besides, I'm actually having some fun discussing this with Roy. You're a fucking [EDITED] though, and don't understand my fucking position. I've already said that I don't fucking violate Sune's Law or the Stormwind Fallacy, so just get off my fucking case already.
Your position is Giant Frog. Of course he doesn't understand it. I don't understand it, hell you don't understand it. That's why it's Giant Frog and not ya know, something actually comprehensible. Remember what I said about being relevant? His sexual preferences and activities have nothing to do with it either. You're getting closer though, because you're actually talking about him.
And I don't have 'Sune's Law quoted here. Interesting.
Strawman strawman strawman. I did not fucking say that. I said the book supports people who think like that. How the fucking fuck many times do I need to explain this? I even said from the start I hate people who think like that. Also, yes, believe it or not, if you call me retarded I am going to insult you back.
Correct, the book supports dumbfuckery. This should not come as any surprise to you, seeing as this is the Your Actions Don't Matter, Go Grind on the MOB edition.
You are another load who should have been swallowed if you don't see what I'm talking about, Jesus Christ.
There you go again with the yo momma jokes. Oedipus complex much?.
Nice talking to you though Roy, wouldn't mind doing it again in the future. I'm balancing 4e and 3.5 games rather precariously so it's nice to see the views of both sides for me.
That explains a lot.
Kaelik wrote:Iron Mongler wrote:Strawman strawman strawman. I did not fucking say that. I said the book supports people who think like that. How the fucking fuck many times do I need to explain this? I even said from the start I hate people who think like that.
Iron Mongler wrote:I'm a classic 'roleplayer, not rollplayer' kind of person.
I think the most damning evidence against Iron Mongler is that he believes Roy is a polite civil productive person and everyone but Roy is a jerk.
First off, fuck you.
Second off, while it is telling he thinks I'm being nice to him (though to be fair, that is true in the relative sense of the word) what he's mostly doing is flipping out to obvious insults, and not noticing less obvious ones. Damage control is very much a productive activity. And this is the Den. No one is fucking civil. If they were it would be some weaksauce forum like the Paizils. It's hardly everyone, as he's only really spazzing out about PL, and maybe you.
PL is soloing most of the drek, so fast forwarding...
Fuchs wrote:As I said, I do not categorize people. My point is that contrary to what Roy said, not everyone plays D&D like he does, with "one loss = one dead character".
I don't play with character death, I don't play a game where I have to make the best character to have it survive.
Call that competitive, or cooperative, or whatever - all I am saying is that you can play D&D without having character death in place. Call it what you want, but that is different from the style mentioned here before, where a misstep means a dead character.
If you are going to quote me, do it right. I didn't say one loss = one dead character. I said losing makes you die OR WORSE. And if you scroll up on this post you'll see some examples of worse. Which I believe were in response to one of your posts. So in reality, you've made your games more 'competitive'. Congratulations. And this while trying to pull a carebear 4.0, where playing the game consists of the DM saying You Win, and then you spending the rest of the session playing smash brothers.
Which means you are Failing for exactly the same reason the Paizils are. Doing the opposite of what its authors intended.
In the name of the 4.Fail, the Paizil, and Jack Fucking Chick.
Amen.