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Ancient History wrote:Latex and a gas mask
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I can certainly buy that Trump doesn't understand enough about medicine or chemistry to now know that his suggestion was stupid. I'd be fine with him having these thoughts/asking these questions if

1) he didn't do it on national television

2) he stopped lying about knowing more about every topic than every expert ever.
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Given the amazing ineptitude/callousness of his handlers I'm perfectly fine with him choking on some of his own turbulence. I'm not happy about it but at this point I'd definitely take the wisdom of the pissed off crowds over leaving Trump alone with fucking Jared.
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Having discovered that disinfectants are effective at killing the virus, it's not unreasonable to ask why we don't use the disinfectants as medicine to cure people who have contracted the virus. But normal people ask that question when they are in kindergarten. Asking that question in the middle of a press conference about plague response while being the president if the US is baffling.

But then he's also Trump, so he has to followup his childish question with a directive to the medical community to research the answer rather than wait for people to tell him the answer. And then once he learned that he embarrassed himself, he pretends he was being sarcastic. Which isn't any less juvenile than the original question, to be honest.

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FrankTrollman wrote:Having discovered that disinfectants are effective at killing the virus, it's not unreasonable to ask why we don't use the disinfectants as medicine to cure people who have contracted the virus. But normal people ask that question when they are in kindergarten. Asking that question in the middle of a press conference about plague response while being the president if the US is baffling.

But then he's also Trump, so he has to followup his childish question with a directive to the medical community to research the answer rather than wait for people to tell him the answer. And then once he learned that he embarrassed himself, he pretends he was being sarcastic. Which isn't any less juvenile than the original question, to be honest.

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It's a Cheese Shredder . .
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Decent-looking block grater, but those rubber parts at the bottom just get in the way when you're using them for a whole block of cheese.

I'd buy that one if I didn't already have a block grater.
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FrankTrollman wrote:Having discovered that disinfectants are effective at killing the virus, it's not unreasonable to ask why we don't use the disinfectants as medicine to cure people who have contracted the virus. But normal people ask that question when they are in kindergarten. Asking that question in the middle of a press conference about plague response while being the president if the US is baffling.

But then he's also Trump, so he has to followup his childish question with a directive to the medical community to research the answer rather than wait for people to tell him the answer. And then once he learned that he embarrassed himself, he pretends he was being sarcastic. Which isn't any less juvenile than the original question, to be honest.

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I mean, hell, like two weeks ago, while browsing Wish, I thought "wait, doesn't UV light kill microbes? Could I just buy a UV lamp, put it over the door, and disinfect anyone/thing that enters my apartment?"

So I googled it. And found, within five minutes, on the fucking toilet, that "in theory, yes, but the intensity of UV light you need for that will fucking kill people."

Like... the problem is not Trump having a weird idea, the problem is him announcing it in the middle of a press announcement, having just thought of the idea, with no actual intellectual curiosity to even google whether that idea works. Fuck, he's the classic dumbass executive who just shouts out random thoughts and tells people to "make that happen."
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Excuse me, moe bigger than expected.
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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i know who that figure is supposed to be <.<
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Super Sonico a mascot for... headphones I think

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This kind of thing isn't exactly my fetish, and really it's barely even in the same neighborhood, but I still respect the quality of the craft here. The appearance of the dommes vs. the subs is kind of repetitive, but there are several distinct figures in a situation that doesn't fall cleanly into any of the really tired cliches. Like, it's not just a guy tied up while a woman cracks a whip nearby, kind of thing. I don't personally get off on this specific picture, but if this general level of creativity and craft catches on, it'll eventually reach my kinks. I salute you, nanshakh.com, shine on.
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The lack of representation is pretty telling, but I always find it hilarious how rightwing people fetishize female empowerment.
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