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That is, in fact, a real book. Wow.
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I think we've found the den's favorite cookbook.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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I think the part about two broke girls really makes the image.
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/agreed
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I don't know, the part about Obama crying in a stall kind of made it for me.
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Brilliant!
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Really, the market tacker at the top should show a crash and the weather should be twenty below zero.
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TiaC wrote:Really, the market tacker at the top should show a crash and the weather should be twenty below zero.
Weather gets worse than that...

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angelfromanotherpin wrote:
TiaC wrote:Really, the market tacker at the top should show a crash and the weather should be twenty below zero.
Weather gets worse than that...

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I was thinking about that exact comic as I wrote my comment.
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I can't tell if this is SFW on a technicality, or NSFW on general principles. Fair warnings all around, I suppose.
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You know . . there's toeing the line and then there's tap dancing on it O.o
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I'm pretty sure that qualifies as NSFW on both technicality and general principles.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Elves, Dorfs and Genders in a Nutshell. Spoilered because hueg liek x-bawks.
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Shrapnel wrote:
TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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From an artist's gallery that doesn't allow left-clicking, so link rather than hotlink:

http://infolocata.com/mirovia/irrefutab ... a-is-odin/
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:
TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Ancient History wrote:http://imgur.com/a/2DIPt#zxjawPQ
Proof that once again there is literally a market for anything. Anything.
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Proof that once again there is literally a market for anything. Anything.
I have honestly stopped being surprised by these things. Though I would note that while it might be true, it may also be made up.
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name_here wrote:
Proof that once again there is literally a market for anything. Anything.
I have honestly stopped being surprised by these things. Though I would note that while it might be true, it may also be made up.
I hope it's not. The world is a better place because of them.
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