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In the manga, Takeuchi would often write a little segment for the fans, asking questions and so on. In at least one of them, she spoke about how she obsessively collected Sailor Moon merchandise of all varieties, and asked for people to send her pictures of weird merch they've found. She specifically stated she hoped there'd be Sailor Moon tampons, so... they're awfully close.
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Could we possibly spoiler tag the cocks being set on fire?
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Oglaf has things to say about new british laws (obviously NSFW)
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I am now sad that there will be no more British femdom.
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That comic just makes me want to have a town in D&D that enforces it's laws by curses.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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Prak wrote:That comic just makes me want to have a town in D&D that enforces it's laws by curses.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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I'm preparing for Rio's Summer even hotter season, which this year should easily hit 44oC. But 54oC, as shown in these tumblr Australia posts is right out apocalyptical. I didn't even know that this kind of temperature could happen on places where people are expected to live.
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nockermensch wrote:I'm preparing for Rio's Summer even hotter season, which this year should easily hit 44oC. But 54oC, as shown in these tumblr Australia posts is right out apocalyptical. I didn't even know that this kind of temperature could happen on places where people are expected to live.
People aren't supposed to live here.
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There's a reason England chose it as a prison colony.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Because America stopped being available?
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Nah, America was too nice. Australia was like Colonial Britain Death Row, only the guards were great whites and the guy with the needle had eight legs and made house calls.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Yeah, we had awesome amounts of great natural resources, like timber, gold, oil, a native population just waiting to be destroyed (tho, Australia had that one too, I guess), lobsters bugs...

Australia only had death. And cool looking reefs.
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Australia has it going on with mineral wealth. Not just the opals, but gold and all kindsa shit. For some reason Australia has a ton of supergene enrichment--where the water's hotter than boiling but can't go into steam because of the pressure it's under. It'll dissolve and carry almost anything, and leave it in veins near the surface--little threads of gold or valuable minerals.
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I knew a guy whose family owned 10% of the coal in the world, and he said that his parents owned mines in the middle of the Australian wasteland, so deep in the interior that even the natives didn't live there. He said they had to build housing in the mines, and on some days the air was so hot and dry you literally had to wear masks designed to add some humidity to the air if you stepped out of the mine for any reason. He then said if I wanted to be a coal miner he could get me set up with a job there. I politely declined.
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Count Arioch the 28th wrote:I knew a guy whose family owned 10% of the coal in the world, and he said that his parents owned mines in the middle of the Australian wasteland, so deep in the interior that even the natives didn't live there. He said they had to build housing in the mines, and on some days the air was so hot and dry you literally had to wear masks designed to add some humidity to the air if you stepped out of the mine for any reason. He then said if I wanted to be a coal miner he could get me set up with a job there. I politely declined.
So, who was this guy?
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Count Arioch the 28th wrote:I knew a guy whose family owned 10% of the coal in the world, and he said that his parents owned mines in the middle of the Australian wasteland, so deep in the interior that even the natives didn't live there. He said they had to build housing in the mines, and on some days the air was so hot and dry you literally had to wear masks designed to add some humidity to the air if you stepped out of the mine for any reason. He then said if I wanted to be a coal miner he could get me set up with a job there. I politely declined.
So, who was this guy?
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