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I had that cane!
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angelfromanotherpin wrote:I had that cane!
My aunt has a cane like that.

It's even a swordstick.
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violence in the media wrote:You, like, don't even bother to click links and read stuff, do you?
It's a reasonably close rendering of traditional depictions of the Mausoleum, mostly 16th century engravings.

See this and this

I realize you people get your kicks from acting stupidly, but maybe you ought to cut back on the paint chips a bit.
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...unless you click the link an see where it's explicitly a plan for a massive necropolis designed to hold five million remains from the Victorian era, you dumbass.
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Look, he began with 'freedom is slavery,' we shouldn't be surprised that he also embraces 'ignorance is strength.'
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Ancient History wrote:...unless you click the link an see where it's explicitly a plan for a massive necropolis designed to hold five million remains from the Victorian era, you dumbass.
...and your point is?

You all are usually the most pathetic when you're outragedly 'correcting' mistakes no one actually made. What that picture is intended to be has absolutely nothing to do with whether it recapitulates traditional engravings of Halicarnassus' Mausoleum. If you're looking for excuses to attack me, you could at least bother to find a *good* reason... although I don't suppose you're aware enough to actually catch people in mistakes.
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Are you still high from Yokes Day? That is entirely the point. You saw an image and said "Ah, the Mausoleum of Halicarnassus" and it isn't it. You didn't say "Ah, looks like it was inspired by the Mausoleum" or "Ah, looks like it was based on these 16th century engravings of the Mausoleum I scrounged around on the internet for to try to prove I'm not a complete fucktard." You made an assumption and you were wrong because you're an idiot, and you refuse to admit it because you're an asshole. The fact that the etchings you show are clearly nothing fucking remotely similar to the original image aside from being vaguely pyramid-shaped just adds to your already impressive dickishness.
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Well, I can't find an online copy of the engraving that looks almost exactly like it... but that isn't the point.

You're reading an awful lot into a very sparse comment, and you're doing it wrong. I can only conclude that you're pretending to be stupid in order to be offensive, because it's utterly mind-boggling that anyone would genuinely be that idiotic.

I don't understand the appeal. But I don't have heavy-metal poisoning, so there's that.
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What is with people mixing cats with creepy animals?

Also, cat / angler fish hybrids aren't a thing yet.
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Discovered this while doing thankless image moderation work. It made me smile.




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Pretty sure this was a reject from Tome of Magic.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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Well... That's disturbing.
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Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).
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Special mention to the "men are cowards" one.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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That storm trooper is Danny Choo, he runs an otaku interest website, http://www.dannychoo.com/

Here's Danny's dad, Jimmy Choo:
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Jimmy Choo is a Chinese-Malaysian fashion tycoon who made it in Britain.
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This image reminds me to use panorama function for awesomeness instead of evil. Usually it winds up being some grotesque funhouse mirror when using it on people.
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That's double heresy.

And now for something that is not horrifying or anything, because sometimes you just want daily cute:

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