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O Ant, share your wisdom with us.
We are Queenless and confused
And wander in the darkness of No-Hive
Without even antenna to sense our way.
Look upon us with kindness
And show us the path.

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O Ant. I am about to make a gallon of sweet tea, which calls for two cups of sugar. Should I heap them, make them level, or go a little less than two cups?
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

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Consume all the sugar you physically can, along with enough moisture to form a syrup and, until you finish digesting it, regurgitate this substance to provide for others as their needs demand; for the good of the colony.
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Thank you, Ant. That sounds good.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Amen and amen!

Ant, what should we do about termites, bees, or other "outsider" hives? Should we incorporate them into our way of life?
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O Ant
May the sugars and soil protect and preserve you
Harvest bountiful from thy aphids
And bee not guided by the pheromones of thine enemies.

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O Ant, I worry that the spark has fizzled in my relationship with my spouse. Any words of advice?
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RobbyPants wrote:Ant, what should we do about termites, bees, or other "outsider" hives? Should we incorporate them into our way of life?
In the absence of more specific orders, all who smell differently must be annihilated; for the good of the colony.
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Wesley Street wrote:O Ant, I worry that the spark has fizzled in my relationship with my spouse. Any words of advice?
Normally, I would say that you must continue to copulate with your mate for maximum reproduction and genetic variation; for the good of the colony. However, your reduced urges may indicate that you have ceased to produce sperm, in which case you should stop eating altogether; for the good of the colony.
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hmmm strong new poster
Count Arioch wrote:I'm not sure how discussions on whether PR is a terrible person or not is on-topic.
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Chamomile wrote:Ant, what do we do about Psychic Robot?
You do not seem to do anything.
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Ant, what do we do about Psychic Robot?
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Guard us from the she-spider and the spider, and guard us from the lawnmower, oh Ant, and be so good for us to pass.
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Ant, what is best in life?
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Chamomile wrote:Ant, what do we do about Psychic Robot?
You do not seem to do anything.
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fectin wrote:Ant, what is best in life?
Ethically, a task well-completed for the good of the colony. Experientially, endorphins.
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Ant wrote:
fectin wrote:Ant, what is best in life?
Ethically, a task well-completed for the good of the colony. Experientially, endorphins.
Sigged.
The wiki you should be linking to when you need a wiki link - http://www.dnd-wiki.org

Fectin: "Ant, what is best in life?"
Ant: "Ethically, a task well-completed for the good of the colony. Experientially, endorphins."
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O wise ant, what was the best musical artist or group to come out of Great Britain?
I am judging the philosophies and decisions you have presented in this thread. The ones I have seen look bad, and also appear to be the fruit of a poisonous tree that has produced only madness and will continue to produce only madness.

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believe in one hand and shit in the other and see which ones fills up quicker. it will be the one you are full of, shit.

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PoliteNewb wrote:O wise ant, what was the best musical artist or group to come out of Great Britain?
Edward Elgar.
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Ant, what is your opinion on the recent changes in asthma inhaler prices/availability?
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Chamomile wrote:Ant, what is your opinion on the recent changes in asthma inhaler prices/availability?
The colony benefits from both a healthy environment and healthy workers, and if the concept of personal property stands in the way of these things it should be annihilated where it does, if not entirely; for the good of the colony.
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Ant, I would like to run a new campaign; what game should it be?
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Hieronymous Rex wrote:Ant, I would like to run a new campaign; what game should it be?
Kobolds Ate My Baby.
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How should the colony respond to a drop off in honeydew production?
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Ant, do you need a hug?
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Neeeek wrote:Ant, do you need a hug?
No, all workers receive constant emotional support in airborne chemical form; for the good of the colony.
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Ant, Who the fuck are you in relation to the anthill that is The gaming den?
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Cynic wrote:Ant, Who the fuck are you in relation to the anthill that is The gaming den?
Your question is difficult for me to comprehend, but I think the answer is: I am a worker.
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Ant, with the weekend coming up, I have to ask: do you ever get time off from your duties? You know; for the good of the colony?

If so, what do ants do on their time off?
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