Me, personally, here's what I value as 'good':
[*] Increasing the health of as many people as possible.
[*] Increasing the efficiency and satisfaction organizational structures like governments and businesses provide. I personally believe that eusociality is generically superior in both a biological and sociological sense to other forms of creature interaction, though I am willing to be shown otherwise.
[*] Increasing the amount of empiricism into every aspect of life. If empiricism is replaced by a superior epistemological method, then let's do so.
[*] Intellectual uplift of as many sapient and near-sapient creatures (like apes) as possible.
[*] Interdependence between as many sapient and near-sapient creatures as possible.
[*] Maximizing the number of meaningful distinct choices everyone both in the present and future will have. Hell, if someone asks what freedom means to me that's the definition I give.
[*] Falling under the above caveat, maximizing the happiness and potential happiness of creatures both in the present time and future under the assumption (unless proven otherwise) that civilization is immortal. So no turning the landscape into a blasted hellscape to make everyone currently living insanely happy if it will make the next 10,000 generations who don't exist yet miserable.
[*] Increasing and preserving intellectual and physical diversity between sapient creatures subject so that it doesn't contradict the other axioms of good. So no deliberately inflicting Tay-Sachs onto those that don't have informed consent just because it's about to disappear.
[*] Preserving and promulgating the truth behind any event or thought made in the past as-is. As in, I find the Internet ruthlessly recording and preserving every event no matter its level of triteness one of the coolest things in human history.
This of course causes me to support policies like environmentalism, space exploration, transhumanism, a mixed economy that leans more on communism than capitalism but isn't completely centralized, empiricism, multiculturalism, secularism, and violence only in dire self-defense of yourself or others.
Some of those axioms contradict other axioms if taken too far -- I think that eusociality is superior, but taking it to the extent that ants do contradict the axioms of diversity and freedom and if I had more time I'd rank them and discuss how some of them can conflict with others. But for a 30-minute bus ride pitch I think that's pretty good.
But yeah, this:
Is total bullshit. Except for mercy, forgiveness, and redeeming evil (and you'll note that redeeming evil is of itself a kissing cousin of forgiveness; and forgivess is a strict subset of mercy) nothing on that list contradicts the beliefs of, say, the friggin' Taliban.Then we start on their subject of "Exalted Deeds", which are apparently the concrete things you can actually do to show that you are Good. They are: helping others, charity, healing, personal sacrifice, worshiping good deities, casting good spells, mercy, forgiveness, bringing hope, and redeeming evil. I'm not even sure the author understands how many of those things boil down to "wear a white hat instead of a black hat". We know we're good because we worship the gods of our side, who are good because they are on our side and our side is good because... aaargh! You could say exactly the same thing about Hextor and the evil societies that worship him. We aren't going to have time to go into all this horseshit, but I think it's important to note the following: