5 Second Hooks
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The Orc Pope has denied the Orc King permission to annul his marriage, so the Orc King has hired you to kill his wife.
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Local fisherman fishes up baby Aboleth, hires you to return the child before Mommy comes looking for it.
FrankTrollman wrote:I think Grek already won the thread and we should pack it in.
Chamomile wrote:Grek is a national treasure.
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Steve the Crap-Covered Innkeeper wakes you up late at night to ask you to dispose of some Raw Chaos he's found.
Kaelik wrote:Because powerful men get away with terrible shit, and even the public domain ones get ignored, and then, when the floodgates open, it turns out there was a goddam flood behind it.
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A wizard tells you that he suspects that the powerful enchanters' guild has been making crystal balls that spy in the wrong direction. Spread the word.
DSMatticus wrote:There are two things you can learn from the Gaming Den:
1) Good design practices.
2) How to be a zookeeper for hyper-intelligent shit-flinging apes.
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A Great Wyrm bullies a small town into giving it a weekly human sacrifice.
PLOT TWIST: It's an illusionist who enslaves them to do his cleaning. Wizard towers are risky, and they fall in the traps regularly.
PLOT TWIST: It's an illusionist who enslaves them to do his cleaning. Wizard towers are risky, and they fall in the traps regularly.
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The dwarves record everything--it's law. Unfortunately, this includes all their secrets, such as war plans, mining sites and the security protocols for bypassing the walls of fire and adamant golem guardians which protect their most secret treasures.
A team of goblins with stolen adamantine picks hacked through a wall and stole these protocols. The dwarves have approached you to find these goblins, before the protocols are sold and the vaults emptied.
Optional Plot Twist-- One of the original investigating dwarves is using this even to cover a behaviour rewrite he did on the golems wherein the major creation effect they'd normally use to create temporary weapons is instead being used to amass precious materials in his own vault, blaming it on the goblin thieves.
A team of goblins with stolen adamantine picks hacked through a wall and stole these protocols. The dwarves have approached you to find these goblins, before the protocols are sold and the vaults emptied.
Optional Plot Twist-- One of the original investigating dwarves is using this even to cover a behaviour rewrite he did on the golems wherein the major creation effect they'd normally use to create temporary weapons is instead being used to amass precious materials in his own vault, blaming it on the goblin thieves.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
The Giants have decided that their annual Boulder Toss game vs. the Red Rocs will be on a town near you. Yes, "on", not "in".
FrankTrollman wrote:I think Grek already won the thread and we should pack it in.
Chamomile wrote:Grek is a national treasure.
In the same spirit:erik wrote:Dinosaurs Ninjas Dinosaur ninjas attack!
This was going to be my first one, but it is more like a 1 second hook, or just an opener to a gaming session not necessarily demanding continuity. A hook with no reel I suppose. I'm a believer in opening a session with rolling initiative for combat.
"You're all sitting around at an inn." Wait for any player to say something, cut him off immediately. "It's on fire. Roll for initiative."
oh god the STDS, the STDs....Thymos wrote:Oh gods, the TPKs, the TPKs.erik wrote:Giant Crabs: Something is causing local creatures to grow to unnaturally large sizes near an abandoned tower on the coast.
Giant Crabs: Something is causing local creatures to grow to unnaturally large sizes near a popular brothel.
Play the game, not the rules.
good read (Note to self Maxus sucks a barrel of cocks.)
Swordslinger wrote:Or fuck it... I'm just going to get weapon specialization in my cock and whip people to death with it. Given all the enemies are total pussies, it seems like the appropriate thing to do.
Lewis Black wrote:If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.
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Oh god, a shadzar post that gave me the reaction he intended...shadzar wrote:oh god the STDS, the STDs....Thymos wrote:Oh gods, the TPKs, the TPKs.erik wrote:Giant Crabs: Something is causing local creatures to grow to unnaturally large sizes near an abandoned tower on the coast.
Giant Crabs: Something is causing local creatures to grow to unnaturally large sizes near a popular brothel.
A mad sorcerer has kidnapped all the chickens in the continent and packed them tightly into brewery casks. Investigate. Alternately, introduce a new crop animal to the continent to replace the lost birds.
Kaelik wrote:Because powerful men get away with terrible shit, and even the public domain ones get ignored, and then, when the floodgates open, it turns out there was a goddam flood behind it.
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath, Justin Bieber, shitmuffin
That could actually be amazing if you set it up right. Have a royal family constantly under attack from enemies, both in the streets and in the royal court, and just, one day they can't find the princess. So they freak out, and get a message to the powerful PCs asking them to come help find the princess.
And at the end of it, the PCs find out that the princess was just at one of the family's other castles, and no one mentioned it to the king and queen.
And the PCs are forced to walk over to the king and tell him "Sir, your princess is in another castle."
I am all for making your players fell like just complete schmucks and making them reference pop culture.
And at the end of it, the PCs find out that the princess was just at one of the family's other castles, and no one mentioned it to the king and queen.
And the PCs are forced to walk over to the king and tell him "Sir, your princess is in another castle."
I am all for making your players fell like just complete schmucks and making them reference pop culture.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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I would totally play that adventure.hyzmarca wrote:The King's penis has been stolen and you must retrieve it before an illegitimate heir is conceived.
I am judging the philosophies and decisions you have presented in this thread. The ones I have seen look bad, and also appear to be the fruit of a poisonous tree that has produced only madness and will continue to produce only madness.
--AngelFromAnotherPin
believe in one hand and shit in the other and see which ones fills up quicker. it will be the one you are full of, shit.
--Shadzar
--AngelFromAnotherPin
believe in one hand and shit in the other and see which ones fills up quicker. it will be the one you are full of, shit.
--Shadzar