Nice Humblebrag

JonSetanta · Post by **JonSetanta** » Fri Jan 03, 2014 9:31 pm

CELEBRITIES

Talked to but not met

Vin Diesel
Ryan Reynolds
Dana White
Joe Rogan
Michael Clarke Duncan (deceased)
Willem Dafoe
Charlotte Gainsbourg
David Bowie (had a voice mail from him)
Omer Goldman
Jimmy Kimmel
Sigourney Weaver
Woody Allen
Carrie-Anne Moss
Liev Shreiber
Frank Welker
Sheila Cast of National Public Radio
George Takei
Morgan Freeman
"Jwaydan" trance singer
Robert Downey Jr
Sarah Silverman
Jon Stewart
Mickey Rourke
Lena Headey
Stephen Lea Sheppard
Doctor Drew Pinsky
Olivia Munn
Alan Moore
a WOTC/Hasbro exec
Hark Tsui
Jay Baruchel
Smashmouth
Benjamin Fulford, journalist in Japan
Stephen Hawking
Kevin "Ogre" Ogilvie of Skinny Puppy
Bill Nighy
Kylie Minogue
Paul Rudd

Met

"SG Ember"
Mila Kunis
Chris (Topher) Grace
Ashton Kutcher
Barack Obama, and family
Joe Biden
Keith Alexander, ex-head of NSA
Andy (Lilly) Wachowski
Lana Wachowski
Miki Berenyi, Lush singer
Emma Anderson, Lush guitarist
Rob Wilson, Gin Blossoms singer
Mariah Carey
Alicia Keys
Scarlett "Ingrid" Johansson
Harrison Ford
Rutger Hauer
Star Trek "Quark" actor Armin Shimerman
Keanu Reeves
Jason Mayhem Miller
Kimbo Slice/Kevin Ferguson (deceased)
George St. Pierre
Tommy Carruthers, jeet kune do scottish master
Jin Young, "chinaboxer" YouTube wing chun teacher
Craig Ferguson
Bas Rutten
Christian Bale
Danny Wyle
Noah Wyle
Matt Damon
Shia leBeouf
Lars von Trier
Kirsten Dunst
Ron Pearlman
Lance Henrikson
Steven Spielberg
Josh Hartnett
Rowan Atkinson
Samuel L. Jackson
Verne Troyer
Judge Reinhold
Jim Breuer
Jake Gyllenhaal
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Owen Wilson
Ed Norton
Wayne Douglas Barlowe
Klayton/Celldweller
Sasha Baron Cohen
Hiro Mashima
Jet Li
Keifer Sutherland
Chris D'Eon
Claire Boucher/Grimes
Bruce Willis
Fred Durst
Rosemund Pike
Jim Carrey
Denzel Washington
Steve Falkner wing chun master
David Letterman
Beth Ditto
Killswitch Engage singer Howard Jones
Killswitch Engage guitarist Adam Dutkiewicz
Stephen Fry
Brad Pitt
Madonna Ciccone
Mindless Faith, an east coast industrial group
Jeff Goldblum
Fischerspooner
The Faint
Martin Bowes af Attrition
Peter Devlin of yelworC
Amanda Brown of LA Vampires
Jason David Frank
Criss Angel
Jhonen Vasquez
Dismantled singer Gary Zon
David Yost
Adrian Brody
Jared Leto
Brian Molko
Stephnie Weir
Tom Hanks
Kat Dennings
Brian "BT" Transeau
Elijah Wood
Keegan-Michael Key
Jordan Peele
Fritz Donnelly
Natalie Portman
Mark Wahlberg
Second Coming, a disbanded rock group
Buck Angel
Robin Williams
Bill Murray
Elizabeth Olsen
Leah Remini
Richard Branson

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Fri Jan 03, 2014 10:50 pm

Quite the variety ya got there.

Please tell me you made fun of Shia leBeef's name and existence.

PLEASE.

JonSetanta · Post by **JonSetanta** » Fri Jan 03, 2014 10:57 pm

I called him "Shee-ah lee-boof"

His reaction was "UUUUUUUUGH"

JonSetanta · Post by **JonSetanta** » Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:00 pm

Ooops I already forgot one: Jake Gyllenhaal. I'm actually distantly related to him, as well as Judge.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:23 pm

sigma999 wrote:I called him "Shee-ah lee-boof"

His reaction was "UUUUUUUUGH"

You, sir, have made the universe a little bit better.

The Vigilante · Post by **The Vigilante** » Sat Jan 04, 2014 1:55 am

Just what do you hope to accomplish by posting this?

fectin · Post by **fectin** » Sat Jan 04, 2014 3:46 am

The Vigilante wrote:Just what do you hope to accomplish by posting this?

I assume that he felt it was both mundane and pointless, and this was driven to share it in the forum.

JonSetanta · Post by **JonSetanta** » Sat Jan 04, 2014 4:18 am

The Vigilante wrote:Just what do you hope to accomplish by posting this?

Compare notes.

I was hoping for stories from anyone as far as "I met so and so and this is how it went"

Josh_Kablack · Post by **Josh_Kablack** » Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:13 am

Maya Angelou recently made my job more difficult.

JonSetanta · Post by **JonSetanta** » Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:48 am

Josh_Kablack wrote:Maya Angelou recently made my job more difficult.

Tell me more!

Ikeren · Post by **Ikeren** » Sat Jan 04, 2014 4:24 pm

I once had a list of people who's hands I'd shaken, and were important enough to have a wiki page. It ended up all being politicians and academics and I stopped caring.

The Vigilante · Post by **The Vigilante** » Sat Jan 04, 2014 9:28 pm

I could make a list of politicians I've talked to and subsequently lost all respect for in the following year. But they're not american so nobody would care. OH WAIT nobody cares who met who!

JonSetanta · Post by **JonSetanta** » Sat Jan 04, 2014 10:41 pm

I'm interested but you're being stubborn.

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:39 am

I have the greatest ancestry of all.

If you go by Brahmin family ancestors, I come from the same forefather as Rama and Gautama Buddha.

--

It's no lies here. All truth.

angelfromanotherpin · Post by **angelfromanotherpin** » Mon Jan 06, 2014 6:09 am

Because the number of ancestors you have doubles with each generation you go back while human population decreases with each generation you go back, after not that many generations back, your ancestors probably include almost everyone.

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Mon Jan 06, 2014 6:30 am

My mom bought me a DNA test from 23andMe for Christmas this year (in before the FDA!), and I'm actually really interested in learning about my ancestry. My dad's side of the family has some pretty wacky stories to tell when it comes to genealogy, and it will be interesting to see if DNA backs them up.

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Mon Jan 06, 2014 8:19 am

The Brahmin family ancestry thing is a little bit more regimented and don't you know Godhood cannot be diluted. Fuckers, I am become death, destroyer of worlds. But that will have to wait. I'm going to go nurse this paper cut of mine.

Maxus · Post by **Maxus** » Mon Jan 06, 2014 8:24 am

Well, that beats me.

Leod, the progenitor of the McLeods, was the adopted son of a Viking king named Olaf the Black.

I believe this makes me ever so slightly a prince.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Mon Jan 06, 2014 8:56 am

According to my grandmother, we're related to Kaiser Wilhelm. Due to the nature of nobility, this would mean I'm related to nobility of virtually every european nation.

downzorz · Post by **downzorz** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 7:43 am

My mother would be directly in the royal line of King Wenceslaus if he wasn't unseated and murdered by his asshole of a brother. Also if Bohemia was still a nation. And a monarchy. Hey Frank, I could have been your king.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:20 am

Well, I'm descended from Abdul Fakkadi, the Supreme Military Commander, President-for-Life, and King of Kings of the Socialist Democratic Federated Republic of Carbombya.

And the painter John La Farge.

Darth Rabbitt · Post by **Darth Rabbitt** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 2:13 am

My father was apparently a distant cousin of Eddie Rabbitt (my username comes from a nickname I had at high school, that has to do with the name of my relative) and my maternal grandmother claims descent from the House of Stuart.

Dr_Noface · Post by **Dr_Noface** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 3:19 pm

did you have sex with any of these people? thats the only thing i care about

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:26 pm

Well, John La Farge is dead, and Abdul only accepts nubile virgins, so I'd have to say no.

Dr_Noface · Post by **Dr_Noface** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 5:40 pm

I know someone who gave a hand to Vin Diesel.