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Dolphin Rape, hoax or reality?

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:52 am
by OgreBattle
http://justingregg.com/the-dolphin-rape-myth/

This website claims that doplhin rape is a hoax that stains the name of dolphins and no credible scientific source has ever documented dolphin rape. Is this true?

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:06 pm
by Username17
Dolphin rape is totally a real thing. Swimming with dolphins is dangerous, because sometimes they pop their penises out and try to mount you. You can die from this. It's not only well known, it's well filmed. It's simply a reality.

Justin Gregg's dolphin rape apologia basically begins and ends with the idea that our standards of consent don't apply to dolphins because we can't talk to them, man. It's a fairly stupid argument, because we can totally see dolphins trying to get away while other dolphins shove their penises into their blowholes, and of course we can damn well ask humans whether they consented to be crushed onto the seafloor while a dolphin rubbed their naughty bits on them.

Justin Gregg's big claim is that there's no scientific discussion of dolphin blowhole sex, and that it's actually a myth sparked from a 2008 statue. This is false. For example, there's this issue of Aquatic Mammals from 1985. Justin Gregg is a bullshit artist, and I have honestly no idea what possible reason there could be to spend that much effort trying to deny the existence of dolphin rape. I guess it does get him page views.

-Username17

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:50 pm
by Lago PARANOIA
The Deep Ones need to step up their propaganda game if they want to fool humans about the existence of their twisted dolphin-human-hybrid research.

If they were able to get reception in their terrible, eldritch undersea palaces then they'd be well-served by watching some Fox News. Fox would teach Gregg (who is obviously one of their human quislings) and his infernal masters a thing or two about denialism and negationism.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:11 pm
by OgreBattle
I think of sharks as the policemen of the ocean, and dolphins as The Joker.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:13 pm
by angelfromanotherpin
'To Sever and Predate.'

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:03 pm
by JonSetanta
I've seen videos of the males popping massive boners on anything that touches them, so it's very likely.