Woman: "My character is a male druid. Can I turn into a female wolf and get puppies?"
DM: "Yes but you can't change back to elf once you're pregnant."
Woman: "Why not?"
DM: "I'm not going to go there. Why are you even bothering to do this?"
Woman: "I want wolf puppies!"
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Tortle with INT as a dump stat: "Can you show me where the city is on my map?"
NPC: "Sure. Give me your map."
Tortle: "I don't have a map."
NPC: "Then I can't show you."
Tortle: "Awww...."
NPC: "Sure. Give me your map."
Tortle: "I don't have a map."
NPC: "Then I can't show you."
Tortle: "Awww...."
The Adventurer's Almanac wrote: ↑Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:25 pmNobody gives a flying fuck about Tordek and Regdar.