D&D Conversations Overheard

JonSetanta · Post by **JonSetanta** » Sat Jul 28, 2018 4:43 am

Woman: "My character is a male druid. Can I turn into a female wolf and get puppies?"

DM: "Yes but you can't change back to elf once you're pregnant."

Woman: "Why not?"

DM: "I'm not going to go there. Why are you even bothering to do this?"

Woman: "I want wolf puppies!"

Post by **fbmf** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:57 pm

Player 1: "I duck behind cover!"

GM: "There's nothing to hide behind."

Player 2: "How about the pile of compost that is this campaign?"

Game On,
fbmf

JonSetanta · Post by **JonSetanta** » Thu Aug 30, 2018 6:02 am

Tortle with INT as a dump stat: "Can you show me where the city is on my map?"

NPC: "Sure. Give me your map."

Tortle: "I don't have a map."

NPC: "Then I can't show you."

Tortle: "Awww...."

Dogbert · Post by **Dogbert** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:17 am

fbmf wrote:Player 1: "I duck behind cover!"

GM: "There's nothing to hide behind."

Player 2: "How about the pile of compost that is this campaign?"

Game On,
fbmf

I'm stealing this for a comic eventually. Just letting you know.