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Looks like the quote threads are by years. Feel free to merge this with one of the other quote threads if you think that's more appropriate.

My 4-year-old daughter as we put on Disney's Animated Aladdin:

I have Jasmine toy....Jasmine tiger toy... Jasmine boy toy.

Bold of you to assume there will be a 2029.

Time progresses linearly, erik.

There won't be any quotes from humanity in 2029 though, because we'll have wiped ourselves out.

And nothing of value was lost.

The Adventurer's Almanac wrote:Time progresses linearly, erik.

If civilisation is sufficiently destroyed, the calendar ceases to have meaning, so it's theoretically possible that there will not be a 2029...


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My Nephew

"I can't wait for event"

My son and I were just watching last night's Daily Show, and during the segment about Trump's waffling lawyer, he quipped, "Trump is stupid... AND contagious."

"If terf is a slur, then how come you don't hear the kids on xbox live using it?"

My nephew: Did you get a good night's sleep.
His dad: Yeah.
My Nephew: How dare you betray our family tradition!.

That meat sauce. It’s like they figured out how to put “trusting a fart too much” into a taco shell.

"don’t ever pass the madoka magica boy the aux they’ll just start playing some weird ost with a name like vas defrens or some shit with weird italian chanting in the background"

Motivational speaker: Can anyone tell me what happens at 212 degrees Fahrenheit?
My smartarse hero coworker hollers out: You die!

erik wrote:Motivational speaker: Can anyone tell me what happens at 212 degrees Fahrenheit?
My smartarse hero coworker hollers out: You die!

I hate questions like this because obviously it is the boiling point of water, but it discounts very important factors like atmospheric pressure. In Denver, water boils at 203 degrees. It'd be 160 degrees on Mount Everest.

Of course, it wouldn't be a very motivational speech to say 'you can achieve the same results with less work if you move to another company that doesn't put as much pressure on you'.

Ah, but less pressure goes with lower density, the motivational speech could be about how they expect better results from you now that they're laying off half the staff.

Foxwarrior wrote:Ah, but less pressure goes with lower density, the motivational speech could be about how they expect better results from you now that they're laying off half the staff.

I was expecting a joke about getting rid of the dense people.

deaddmwalking wrote:

erik wrote:Motivational speaker: Can anyone tell me what happens at 212 degrees Fahrenheit?
My smartarse hero coworker hollers out: You die!

I hate questions like this because obviously it is the boiling point of water, but it discounts very important factors like atmospheric pressure. In Denver, water boils at 203 degrees. It'd be 160 degrees on Mount Everest.

Of course, it wouldn't be a very motivational speech to say 'you can achieve the same results with less work if you move to another company that doesn't put as much pressure on you'.

I almost answered boiling point of water at 1 atmosphere but was so happy my comrade did a better answer.

Foxwarrior wrote:Ah, but less pressure goes with lower density, the motivational speech could be about how they expect better results from you now that they're laying off half the staff.

Not really. Water isn't what you would consider compressible.

"it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks"

Me: WWE is an essential service.
Gi: By that logic, Spencer's is an essential service.
Me: The dick boob noodle shop?
Gi: Yeah. It provides vital masturbation supplies which keep people at home.

The Adventurer's Almanac wrote:Time progresses linearly, erik.

Time is an illusion and all of time happens/happened at the same time.

Dogbert wrote:

The Adventurer's Almanac wrote:Time progresses linearly, erik.

Time is an illusion and all of time happens/happened at the same time.

People say this, but I still have to get up for work in the morning.

Well excuse me for being a human who can only perceive time one way.

Time is a Window.

Gi: Linda sounds like a name that could be applied to a Karen.