Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life, philosophical/religious facts, theories etc.

[Foxwarrior]

Didn't we see this copypasta before?

Might be time to snowclone it...

[The Adventurer's Almanac]

if you really want to be happy then follow these 6 Things which are No illicit s.ex, No g.ambling, No d.rugs ( No tea & coffee ), No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's )

5th thing is whatever you eat `1st offer it to Supreme Lord Krishna. ( if you know it what is Guru parama-para then offer them food not direct Supreme Lord Krishna )

and 6th " Main Thing " is you have to Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare ".

No onions AND garlic?! You had me on board until then. I will remain attached to this material coil and the illusions therein.

[Thaluikhain]

Eh, better than Doctor Romulus from the anti-woke thread.

[JonSetanta]

No onions AND garlic?! You had me on board until then. I will remain attached to this material coil and the illusions therein.

As much as I realize this universe is an illusion projected from thoughtforms of energy into manifestation, I legit can't digest onions, chives, and garlic without vomiting and, well, the other end.
Alium Intolerance.

If Krishna can... Uh... Alter reality or whatever can they fix this?

[The Adventurer's Almanac]

No, that's a personal problem.

[Foxwarrior]

Alium Intolerance.

If Krishna can... Uh... Alter reality or whatever can they fix this?

Nah, they gave you Alium Intolerance as punishment for you being too nice to a vampire in your previous life.

[The Adventurer's Almanac]

That is... also not how that works.

[JonSetanta]

Hey. At least Foxwarrior's explanation makes more sense than "para para para"

[The Adventurer's Almanac]

That's because your mind is full of maya.

[JonSetanta]

Store up my bindi drops to charge my crown chakra.