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by Koumei
Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:04 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Being Good in D&D: this one's for you, K and Frank
Replies: 186
Views: 20485

Re: Being Good in D&D: this one's for you, K and Frank

Cielingcat at [unixtime wrote:1189176147[/unixtime]]
I love this guy.


Are you speaking of our friend, the Emperor, being the object of your undying love? If so, that is entirely appropriate, and all should feel the same way.
by Koumei
Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:51 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What we want our characters to do.
Replies: 19
Views: 5861

Re: What we want our characters to do.

1189160072[/unixtime]][br]Animate a skeleton/golem to be a personal slave with a sense of humor[br] - bonus points if it has the unwilling soul of the last BBEG[br] [br][br] YES [br][br]The list in general sums up a lot of the things I want to be able to do. In some instances, I'd add "wail on...
by Koumei
Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:45 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: EotC stealing? "Wizards Stole my Stuff!!"
Replies: 31
Views: 4081

Re: EotC stealing? "Wizards Stole my Stuff!!"

Voltorbs can breed too, and they consist of: a sphere (doubles as head and body). No arms, legs or (fortunately) genitals.
by Koumei
Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:00 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Being Good in D&D: this one's for you, K and Frank
Replies: 186
Views: 20485

Re: Being Good in D&D: this one's for you, K and Frank

There's nothing wrong with close-mindedness. Remember, an open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded. Love the Immortal God-Emperor of Humanity. He is your friend.[br][br]Back on topic:[br][br]It's a good idea to let it be an option for those who can think of a way to make it...
by Koumei
Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:50 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Resurrection and Morality
Replies: 11
Views: 1344

Re: Resurrection and Morality

Not unless Slay Living is [Evil] for mortals. However, it would make an interesting change to Clerics: in a society consisting primarily of non-evil undead (necropolitans make a good example), Good Clerics would likely channel negative energy and Evil ones would channel positive.[br][br]Of course, t...
by Koumei
Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:46 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both
Replies: 1224
Views: 63901

Re: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both

That'd be seriously awesome.
by Koumei
Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:44 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: EotC stealing? "Wizards Stole my Stuff!!"
Replies: 31
Views: 4081

Re: EotC stealing? "Wizards Stole my Stuff!!"

Yeah, but is that a bad thing?
by Koumei
Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:25 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Upcoming Campaign Advice
Replies: 31
Views: 5050

Re: Upcoming Campaign Advice

I find the reserve feats to be a slap in the face to Warlocks, but really, more because they prove what Eldritch Blast is worth (less than a feat), not because it's good and then they stole it. When you get down to it, Warlocks are a slap in the face to Warlocks.[br][br]But yeah, given that half the...
by Koumei
Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:20 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: EotC stealing? "Wizards Stole my Stuff!!"
Replies: 31
Views: 4081

Re: EotC stealing? "Wizards Stole my Stuff!!"

I hope that, in a future book, they steal Frank's line of "Andy Collins smokes crack".
by Koumei
Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:24 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The sudden interest in psionics
Replies: 35
Views: 5213

Re: The sudden interest in psionics

Or they mutate into horrific beings or their brains explode. And that is awesome .[br][br]Geneseed (the 40K d20 game that some friends made and were trying to get the rights to publish) basically used the psionic system for psykers, except they used their own Vitality (d8+Con) instead of a special p...
by Koumei
Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:13 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both
Replies: 1224
Views: 63901

Re: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both

The Beguiler is the kind of crazy good that doesn't make everyone else cry though - you actually have skill points, so you can enjoy doing that, and can even be the minesweeper if your DM has a hard-on for traps. You're also a full caster, and you can play battlefield control, non-lethal damage, sav...
by Koumei
Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:57 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both
Replies: 1224
Views: 63901

Re: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both

And even if, sorry, even though they're not the equals of such classes simply due to the fact that casters can pull out some really crazy shit that has nothing to do with normal combat abilities, ToB classes are still playing the same game - they're still slapping up monsters that they're meant to b...
by Koumei
Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:53 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both
Replies: 1224
Views: 63901

Re: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both

The Count is correct.[br][br]Also, Track is such a shitty feat that could be spent on so many other things that it really is a tough choice whether to flush a feat or a level down the drain.[br][br]Oh wait, no it isn't. Just don't take levels in the class .[br][br]Basically, it's easy to give a full...
by Koumei
Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:09 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: I think Wizards just added more to the [Awesome] Tag...
Replies: 132
Views: 16627

Re: I think Wizards just added more to the [Awesome] Tag...

I seriously hope dragons and other [Awesome] monsters have nothing to do with our sex lives. Or at least, I hope they never have anything to do with mine. And that no-one tells me about theirs if dragons are involved.[br][br]Come to think of it, I wouldn't mind not knowing in general. Much as I hate...
by Koumei
Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:41 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: I think Wizards just added more to the [Awesome] Tag...
Replies: 132
Views: 16627

Re: I think Wizards just added more to the [Awesome] Tag...

Isn't there one state that made "any private sexual activity between two consenting adults" illegal, and sort of forgot that that includes "Regular marital sex"?

Or is that one of those random "internet facts" that was just made up?
by Koumei
Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:17 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both
Replies: 1224
Views: 63901

Re: 4E threads make me cry

One gaming site I frequent have little "Guys Only" and "Girls Only" boards. They're set up so that you can only access one, based on what you set your gender as when you registered. Dunno' about the Gentlemen's Club, but the female one really doesn't see much activity. Mostly, pe...
by Koumei
Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:58 am
Forum: It's My Own Invention...
Topic: I need some cool attack names.
Replies: 13
Views: 2746

Re: I need some cool attack names.

Heh, Guilty Gear (a fantastic fighting game) did the same thing. Practically everything in it is a rock/metal reference. The most powerful attack in the game (aside from the instant-death moves) was the Gamma Ray (named after an album), which, well, fires an enormous gamma ray at the enemy.
by Koumei
Sun Sep 02, 2007 6:46 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both
Replies: 1224
Views: 63901

Re: 4E threads make me cry

Will a single day ever go past without me wishing they'd forget how to turn their PCs on?
by Koumei
Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:43 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both
Replies: 1224
Views: 63901

Re: Manxome

Yeah, offhand I really can't think of anything they could give you that would make up for the loss of caster levels.
by Koumei
Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:26 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both
Replies: 1224
Views: 63901

Re: Manxome

That's largely just because magic has /more/ options. Besides, I'll be honest here. I'ven't ever played in a game where the super-crazy magic shit would actually work. If you get around the DM's perception of how the game should work, he says "No" and it doesn't happen.[br][br]So while you...
by Koumei
Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:46 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both
Replies: 1224
Views: 63901

Re: Manxome

Not so much a thread in particular, because they're still wetting themselves over what may or may not be in 4Ed, but just general bitching about WotC instead.[br][br]There are a few catchphrases on there that really shit me up the wall. Let's ignore for a moment their use of terms like "strawma...
by Koumei
Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:55 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Unsorted Material
Replies: 193
Views: 71893

Re: Unsorted Material

Chances are, if an item exists with multible boosts, only one at a time can be active. So your saves OR your Con OR your DR could be boosted, OR you could unleash a cloud from your magical underwear.[br][br]And if I never see underwear that casts those spells, the quality of my life will be a little...
by Koumei
Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:50 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: AD&D Optimization
Replies: 19
Views: 6274

Re: AD&D Optimization

1188609770[/unixtime]]No, backstab was exactly that. You needed to find a victim's back. Remember 1E had facing rules so it was easy to get to a victim's back. [br][br]I think 2Ed might have been the one with really weird backstab rules. You know, you have to be facing the back with an ally facing ...
by Koumei
Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:47 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Being Good in D&D: this one's for you, K and Frank
Replies: 186
Views: 20485

Re: Being Good in D&D: this one's for you, K and Frank

Voss at [unixtime wrote:1188620275[/unixtime]]
so is killing everyone so the earth isn't harmed by human action.


Finally, someone who agrees with me! I always said the most Good thing a person could do is wipe out every existing lifeform. Those Beholders are really onto something :thumb:
by Koumei
Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:43 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Tome of Necromancy (Full)
Replies: 219
Views: 140541

Re: Tome of Necromancy (Full)

SunTzuWarmaster at [unixtime wrote:1188612881[/unixtime]]Then they realized that they had won. What now?


Gardening. Clearly.