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Dude... what the fuck? Just drop the laptop HDD in your new computer and get it done that way.

angelfromanotherpin wrote:Has some strange implications, like why the understanding of religion is so twisted if so many people are motivated to learn actual theology.

Sounds right to me!

Man, you don't need to tell me, your shit's fine. I'm talking to the detractors and taking them to task for failing to meet their own specifications.

So, a level 1 core Wizard is sad that he's not a Kaelik Wizard because the core guy is: 1) Budgeting for two encounters of maybe two working rounds per nine-hour period, and that he'll accept being useless for the cleanup rounds and any additional encounters that are incurred by circumstance. 2) Not...

http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2015/03/11/392381112/episode-609-the-curse-of-the-black-lotus Kind of irritates you to listen to things like this when you're obviously better informed than the host and target audience, but there it is. I thought they were remiss in leaving unmentioned the fact that W...

I'd love to hear about the established rate on other classes you've tested. How many feats to be a full paladin? Ranger? Warlock?

Only if it's a compilation of already extant D&D furry races with maybe a couple new ones. Telling someone to come up with a big pile of original races will result in blandness across the board, particularly if it's furries. I've seen a number of furry settings and if there were more than maybe...

Fighter Bonus Feat [Fighter]
Benefit: You gain a bonus [Fighter] feat.
Special: This feat may be taken multiple times.

FrankTrollman wrote:Seeker of the Lost Wizard Traditions

Can someone explain the precedent for the "Expanse of the Sky" feature, by the way? Always wondered where the joke is in that one.

That bit about the Ancient Egyptian gives me the hibbie-jibbies for some reason.

Come to think of it, a D&D publisher could actually do worse than to write a whole Furry Compendium of hand-crafted animal people.

Cat people, dog people, frog people, armadillo people...

Oh. That's actually a lot better than Raptorians. Bringing in their best MTG artists on these ones, I see. Perfectly fine.

What the fuck is an aarocka? Google thinks it's been in D&D before, but can't give me any pictures or anything. Mostly it thinks it's the handle for some asshole named Aaron K. The new one-in-every-party fuckface for 5E isn't "fallen angel" or "pixie" or even "elf, but w...

I go in for a quarter to 40% extra. Some people go in for a whole extra 100%.

What kind of resolution are you pushing that you're thinking SLI is a better solution to a single card, anyway?

Greek debt crisis hypothetical: What would happen if Greece hasically sold itself to some other country, such as Russia or China? Say Russia agrees to pay Greece's debt, and in turn Greece is now a member state of the Russian Federation, with all that entails, rather than a sovereign state. But at ...

They make extension cords, you know. To satisfy my inner child, I'm thinking of going with this case: this case and this LED Controller . Yes, I know that those things aren't important, but I don't give a shit. Pappy Lago likes his shinies. :sexface: I am almost certain that you can find a different...

hyzmarca wrote:Your body cannot handle pure H20

lol, like anything could remain undiluted once you put it in someone's fucking mouth.

Quillblast was also reprinted in spell compendium; the penalty became noncumulative.

I would order one on the condition that the rest of the human body was made available with a range of various genitals to assemble them into a full sex voltron. The footvag's connected to the shindick. The shindick's connected to the thighbung. The thighbung's connected to the butt-tounge, that that...

Pre-Classically, Satan's whole deal is to tempt, accuse, and prosecute. By that metric, he takes your soul just to imprison it for the crime of trafficking with him. Under a manichaeist outlook, I don't suppose there needs to be any utilitarian purpose for having a soul per se, besides tormenting it...

Question: Is there actually anything in the 5E DMG that isn't just the same lukewarm pablum that has been published in every other GM manual in every edition of every other game ever? "You've read it once, you've read it a hundred times" kind of shit? The kind of shit you probably don't ne...

What's your opinion? Should I, given my price constraints, just go with Intel GPU or whatever and accept the hit to my performance? I mean, the laptop I have right now ain't bad for my usage, but I want to have something noticeably (if unimportantly) better because I'm a stupid-ass American consume...

First, a serious question. Let's say your old laptop was capable of accepting a graphics card switch and was otherwise exactly the same. How much money do you spend upgrading it and how long do you anticipate using it before the six-year-old processor and accumulated wear-and-tear become untenable? ...

(nice name BTW; what's next, Axethief? Monkhammer?) Yeah I've kind of taken it for granted at this point that binomial nomenclature is the sure sign of thematic bankruptcy. If you can't come up with a single word, or a compound word that's already in the dictionary, then you just might not be deali...