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I know I shouldn't be ranting here about this topic, I've been trying to cut down on controversy, but I'm just really upset about this one.

Someone fairly close to me that I've been talking to (whose name shall remain nameless for the people off-board) recently confided in me that s/he believed in name-it-and-claim-it.

Oh, god, there's not the words. But I'll try anyway.

Out of all of the ambiguities in the Bible, especially concerning Jesus, one thing that he makes perfectly fucking clear is that making obscene amounts of money is antithetical to his religion. You'll have an easier time convincing me that Jesus was homosexual or had one arm or that he was Chinese than you will convincing me that he would ever endorse any part of the prosperity gospel.

I mean, geez! Those hucksters! How could they... fuck it, just fuck it.
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I think someone's just pissed that they aren't one of the 144,000 elect.

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Have you tried the theological argument of beating them up and taking their stuff - thereby enhancing your own prosperity and reducing theirs, which would (within that theology) show that you were favored by god and they were not ?
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what the hell is the prosperity gospel?
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Google search gave me:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosperity_gospel wrote:Prosperity theology (also known as prosperity doctrine, health and wealth, prosperity gospel) is a religious belief centered around the notion that God provides material prosperity for those he favors.[1] It implies both that people who are favored by God will be materially successful, and also that materially successful people are successful because God favored them. The prosperity gospel is often used by its promoters to elicit donations, on the premise that donations will be materially repaid and rewarded via divine intervention.
Basically, blatant theft by the rich of the poor as a religion.
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Awesome.
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I feel like I've heard this before in some religion that isn't Christianity, but it's not coming to me at the moment.
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clikml wrote:The prosperity gospel is often used by its promoters to elicit donations, on the premise that donations will be materially repaid and rewarded via divine intervention.
If God wants to give people money thats nice, but he can damn well do it himself. Lazy bastard.
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Gelare wrote:I feel like I've heard this before in some religion that isn't Christianity, but it's not coming to me at the moment.
It's a belief of Islam, I understand.

Which does cause them a bit of a conundrum when it comes to the US's prosperity. I think they resolved it by saying that the US only continues to be prosperous by continually stealing from other countries. This is the fundy Islam view, though. The mainstream stance is probably more moderate...

In fiction, it also popped up in Small Gods in the Omnian religion.

It also shows up in conservative arguments, saying that those who are worthy of achieving success will not be held back from doing so.
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Jesus on the prosperity gospel:
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_te ... 12_15.html

And Maxus, recall that charity is one of the pillars of Islam. As in, you have to give a certain percentage (like 5% I think) of your cash to the poor every year. I don't think that they're to fond of excessive wealth, either.
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In Islam it's actually politics, not wealth.

The idea was:

Our God favors us not you. So when we conquer you, clearly this is a sign from God to you, that we are better, and you must therefore convert to the obvious one true religion. After all, why would god let the wrong people win?

Of course, that worked great for about 600 years. And now they have to bullshittedly rationalize the fact that anyone can kick their ass in a fight.
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More specifically, "Name It and Take It" is a Christian splinter movement that believes that humans are all "little gods" because creatures make little versions of themselves within their own kind and the big god made humans in his image. This gives us the power to speak words of power through the holy spirit in the form of speaking in tongues that bring us stuff we want like money and sex if we then go out and act like a total douche to people who aren't Christian enough. The "Name It" part is when we babble magic words and imagine the shit we want and the "Take It" part iswhere we then use our newfound confidence to go cheat and steal it from people who aren't one-with-Jeezus enough to stop us.

Their embrace of Prosperity Gospel is only the tip of the iceberg of batshit crazy. I need to point this out: The Church of Mormon has come out and said that these guys are heretics with an antisocial power fantasy cult. Mormons say that about these assholes.

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Edit: NM I don't feel like talking about it.
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Josh Kablack wrote:Your freedom to make rulings up on the fly is in direct conflict with my freedom to interact with an internally consistent narrative. Your freedom to run/play a game without needing to understand a complex rule system is in direct conflict with my freedom to play a character whose abilities and flaws function as I intended within that ruleset. Your freedom to add and change rules in the middle of the game is in direct conflict with my ability to understand that rules system before I decided whether or not to join your game.

In short, your entire post is dismissive of not merely my intelligence, but my agency. And I don't mean agency as a player within one of your games, I mean my agency as a person. You do not want me to be informed when I make the fundamental decisions of deciding whether to join your game or buying your rules system.
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Narcissus wrote:
And Maxus, recall that charity is one of the pillars of Islam. As in, you have to give a certain percentage (like 5% I think) of your cash to the poor every year. I don't think that they're to fond of excessive wealth, either.
Yeah, charity is a requirement, but I do recall a line saying that people are rewarded or punished both in this life or the next one.

I remember a quote or something about it, but can't remember the exact words.

The upshot is, if you are successful, then you are successful because Allah likes you. If you are not, then Allah does not like you.
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Draco_Argentum wrote:
clikml wrote:The prosperity gospel is often used by its promoters to elicit donations, on the premise that donations will be materially repaid and rewarded via divine intervention.
If God wants to give people money thats nice, but he can damn well do it himself. Lazy bastard.
Actually, it seems like God wants as to give the money to him.
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Narcissus wrote:And Maxus, recall that charity is one of the pillars of Islam. As in, you have to give a certain percentage (like 5% I think) of your cash to the poor every year. I don't think that they're to fond of excessive wealth, either.
In general, zakat (one of the five pillars) is around 2.5%.
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Lago PARANOIA wrote:Out of all of the ambiguities in the Bible, especially concerning Jesus, one thing that he makes perfectly fucking clear is that making obscene amounts of money is antithetical to his religion.
Actually I would probably argue that this is not the case; but then I suppose people would be upset if I didn’t try to argue against them.

The basic argument in the Gospels from Jesus is not that money is antithetical to the Good News but that it is often a focus that keeps a person from focusing on the Good News; in essence it becomes a goal in and of itself and one is then drawn from the real goal; self sacrificial love of neighbor as one in turn loves themselves.

This is also the same argument he uses against power, especially against the religious powers of the time, the Scribes and Pharisees.

In the case of money Jesus also makes the point that because of money it is impossible for anyone to be saved and it is only because of God that people can the seemingly impossible be done and people can be saved in the first place.

Never the less, the Prosperity Gospel is a false one. God does not award his holy ones more money; after all the Gospels state clearly that when a child asks for something he is not given a poisonous snake.
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I would take the last argument even further and say that God doesn't award anyone with anything.
Joe, who plans to own Newall's Plumbing Company, asked the presidential hopeful about his plan to increase taxes for some Americans. He felt that Obama's increase plan may redistribute wealth.

"Robin Hood stole from greedy rich people and redistributed it to the peasants, so to speak, so if he's [Obama] calling us peasants, I kind of resent that," -Joe the Plumber, a Republican.
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