First Level
Vuvuzela
Targets: everyone, Area: 100' radius
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No conversation can be heard inside the area, and anyone attempting to cast a spell or perform concentration-intensive actions must pass a Concentration check (DC = ranks in Perform + Cha + 5) or fail.
All my Friends are Dead
Targets: Self and Enemies (see description), Area: 100' radius
All enemies automatically notice the performer, and must make a Will save against a [Mind-Affecting] [Compulsion] to resist focusing exclusively on him as though his allies did not exist.
Additionally, if he has no allies engaging in the conflict (aside from any who are dead or dying), he gains a Blur effect and is Hasted for the duration.
In a Flat Field
Targets: the terrain, Area: 250' radius
The landscape becomes clear for the duration, offering no cover or concealment, and with nothing treated as difficult terrain. Likewise it is impossible to be entangled in the area for the duration.
Keep Rollin
Targets: allies, Area: 50' radius
All allies within the area can ignore the effects of being Staggered, Slowed, Dazed, Nauseated or Stunned for the duration. They also gain Fast Healing 1 for the duration.
The Bong Song
Targets: enemies, Area: 100' radius
All enemies within the area must make a Fortitude save against a [Mind-Affecting] [Poison] effect, when they are first affected, otherwise they become Slowed and Sickened for the entire duration.
Won't Get Fooled Again
Targets: see below, Area: 50' radius
The area is affected by an Invisibility Purge and a Zone of Truth for the duration. Likewise, all allies in the area ignore all Miss Chances caused by Illusions for the duration.
Second Level
Flame Vein
Targets: one enemy per round, Area: 100' radius
One enemy per round feels as though their blood is burning, because it is. They take 1d6 Fire damage per 2 levels (Fort half), and if dealt any Piercing or Slashing damage, they catch fire, as does anyone adjacent to them.
Those adjacent may avoid catching fire with a Ref save. Changing targets does not put out any fires, just prevents further effects.
Dawn of Battle
Targets: self and allies plus area, Area: 200' radius
The area is filled with light (as per the spell "Daylight") for the duration. Additionally, the Bard and all allies are immune to Fatigue, Exhaustion, Sleep and Nonlethal Damage for the duration.
Do It Again
Targets: all enemies, Area: 100' radius
Every round, on their own turn, all foes must attempt a Will save. If they pass they may act normally for the round. If they fail, they must perform the same action as on the last turn. If this is impossible, they will simply not act, though they defend themselves normally. This only affects their regular actions - Attacks of Opportunity can be made as normal.
I'm Okay
Targets: self and allies, Area: 50' radius
Every round for the duration, the Bard and all allies in the area regain 1d4 hit points per class level. Additionally, on the Bard's turn every round, he and all allies may each remove one negative status condition or affliction such as Poison, Stunning, Confusion etc. Note that if the Bard is unable to continue performing due to a condition, but the song lingers, the Bard can choose to remove the condition that prevents him from performing and continue to play.
What is Love?
Targets: self and allies, or enemies, Area: 100' radius
The Bard, and all allies in the area, gains immunity to Charms and Compulsions, and likewise cannot be affected by Diplomacy for the duration. Additionally, once per round the Bard may affect an enemy as per Charm Monster as a Swift Action. This will only last for 1 round per target, however, until the song ends, where the last target affected must save again or it lasts for one day.
You Gotta Fight
Targets: self and allies, Area: 250'
The Bard gains a greater ability to break shit, as do all allies. They all gain a +10 bonus on Sunder and Break attempts, deal an additional +3d6 damage on all attacks, gain one Cleave attempt and knock enemies prone on a successful charge (Fort negates).
Third Level
Rock Lobster
Targets: special, Area: within 100'
A Dire Crab is summoned for the duration, to run wild over your enemies. If it dies, the performance ends. For every HD you exceed 5 by, it gains a +1 Turquoise bonus to Attack and Damage rolls.
Can I Play With Madness
Targets: self and allies, or enemies, Area: 300' radius
For the duration, the Bard and his allies become immune to [Mind Affecting] effects. Furthermore, they become Hasted for a round whenever subjected to them. Alternatively, all enemies in the area must make a Will save or become Confused for the duration.
Disco Inferno
Targets: enemies, Area: 500' radius
For the duration, all enemies take Fire damage each round equal to the ranks in a single Perform type the Bard possesses, with a Fortitude save to negate. Additionally, as a Swift Action each round, he may cause a 30' radius explosion of flames that deals 1d6 Fire damage per level with a Reflex save for half.
Into the Hollow
Targets: self and allies, Area: 25' radius
For the duration, the Bard and all allies in the area are pulled into a dimensional portal, safe from harm. They are immediately expelled from it as soon as the performance ends, however they all gain Fast Healing 5 while inside.
Love Shack
Targets: self and allies, Area: 50' radius
For the duration, the Bard and all allies are surrounded by a transparent structure made of force, protecting them from the elements and all planar effects. When the Bard moves, the structure does as well, along with everyone inside. Additionally, all ability damage is restored at the rate of one point per round in the love shack.
Zombie
Targets: corpses and undead, Area: 300' radius
For the duration, all unburied dead bodies of creatures no smaller than Small size rise up as zombies and vaguely serve the Bard, though if they leave the area they collapse as corpses. All existing undead fall under the Bard's control for the duration, though non-mindless undead get a Will save to negate this effect.
Fourth Level
Break Down the Walls
Targets: structures and some spells, Area: 250' radius
For the duration, every building must make a Fort save (highest bonus of anyone inside, if none are inside, it fails automatically) or crack, losing half it's Hardness. On the next round it is affected, it loses the rest of its Hardness, then the third round it loses half its HP, then finally falls apart. Additionally, all spells with the word "Wall" in the name are automatically Dispelled.
Thong Song
Targets: enemies, Area: 200' radius
For the duration, enemies appear to be clad only in g-strings/thongs. While hilarious, given you're often fighting oozes and the like, this means they lose any benefits from equipment not carried in their hands.
They are allowed a Will save to negate this.
Down With the Sickness
Targets: enemies, Area: 200' radius
When the Bard begins performing, he must select one disease. One enemy per round, on the Bard's turn, must make a Fortitude save or suffer one day's effects of that disease. The same enemy can be selected every round. When the performance ends, the enemy who was last afflicted must save again or actually contract the disease.
Last Resort
Target: self, Area: none
For the duration, the Bard gains the ability to cheat death and pull out all the stops at the cost of his own body. He gains the Foil Action ability of the Fighter, however each use reduces his hit points by 20 - this cannot be reduced by Damage Reduction, and is taken as real damage even if he has Regeneration. He may also Dimension Door as an Immediate Action, halving his current hit points (round down), and can activate a Time Stop or Finger of Death as an Immediate Action, however once the effect ends, he is reduced to -10 hit points. He may also ignore any negative condition, though doing so deals 2d6 damage to him per condition per round.
Raining Blood
Targets: all enemies, Area: 200' radius
For the duration, the sky actually rains blood. Undead enemies must pass a Will save or be effectively Stunned as they dance about, let the blood wash their faces, try to drink it etc. Living enemies are automatically Sickened, and must pass a Fortitude save against being Nauseated, with another save each round to recover - as soon as one save is passed, they are no longer Nauseated for the rest of the duration.
Ridin Dirty
Targets: special, Area: special
When the performance begins, a Nightmare is summoned, with hit dice equal to those of the Bard. If sufficient hit dice are gained it becomes a Cauchemar Nightmare. The summoned creature lasts for the duration and is loyal to the Bard. Anyone who rides it gains the benefits of the Mounted Combat feat, with virtual ranks in Ride equal to the Bard's level (if that would be greater than their own actual ranks). If the creature is slain the song ends.
The Song of the Count
Targets: self and allies, Area: 100' radius
The Bard and all allies become somewhat vampiric for the duration. They all gain DR 10/magic, are healed by inflict spells and harmed by cure spells. Additionally, they can be turned/rebuked, Panicking/Cowering for 10 rounds on a failed Will save (DC 10 + half level of Cleric + Cha mod of Cleric), or Stunned/Charmed if the result would normally Destroy/Command them (again, Will negates).
However they may also use the following supernatural abilities as a Standard Action: enervation (as a melee touch attack), vampiric touch (as a melee touch attack), Charm Person and Gaseous Form (self only).
Fifth Level
Burn the Witch
Targets: enemies, Area: 500' radius
For the duration, two 5' squares per level of the Bard burst into flame, and the affected squares can be changed each round as a Swift action. Anyone adjacent to an affected square takes 2d6 Fire damage + the Bard's level. Anyone in an affected square takes 1d6 Fire damage per level of the Bard. This damage is doubled against anyone who has spellcasting or psionic ability.
Don't Fear the Reaper
Targets: self and allies, Area: 250' radius
For the duration, the Bard and all allies are rendered immune to [Death] effects, Energy Drain, negative levels, Ability Drain and [Fear] effects. Additionally they will continue to act normally, even when dead, until the end of the performance.
Never Gonna Give You Up
Targets: self and allies, Area: 500' radius'
For the duration, the Bard and all Allies may take 10 on any d20 roll made, and they do not automatically fail on the roll of a 1, regardless of what the roll is for. Additionally, any time a roll is failed, or they roll low on damage, they may re-roll, with a +5 bonus on the roll.
Finally, everyone affected is particularly stubborn, so adds 2d6 to all Fortitude saves and checks to resist being Grappled, Tripped, Disarmed or Bullrushed. Any die that comes up as a 6 explodes - keep the six, but roll another die and add it.
War Pigs
Targets: special, Area: see below
For the duration, a Dire Boar of Legend is summoned. For every level the Bard has above seventh, the Dire Boar gains an additional racial hit die (which can result in size changes). If it is slain, the song automatically ends.
We're Not Gonna Take it
Targets: self and allies, Area: 200' radius
For the duration, the Bard and all allies become hard to put down. They all gain an Armour bonus to AC equal to the Bard's level (if greater than their current armour bonus), Damage Reduction X/- where X is the Bard's level (if greater than their existing DR) and Spell Resistance equal to 11 + the Bard's level (if greater than their own SR). In any case where a bonus would be equal to or less than their own, they simply improve their own AC/DR/SR by +2 instead.
Additionally, the Bard and all allies gain Evasion, Improved Evasion and Mettle for the duration.
Lady in Red
Target: special, Area: within 50'
For the duration, a Succubus is summoned to do the bidding of the Bard. He will have a harddifficult time sexing her up, however, given he needs to maintain the performance. But she can use her diplomacy skills, spells and level drain on people just fine. If slain, the performance ends.
Sixth Level
Komme Suisser Todd
Target: special, Area: within 100'
For the duration, a Dread Wraith is summoned to try to kill people for the Bard. For every HD the Bard exceeds 11 by, the Wraith gains +2 to any one ability score.
Battery Acid
Targets: all enemies, electricity spells, Area: 100' radius
For the duration, all enemies treat the area as though it is filled with an Acid Fog effect. Additionally, all [Electricity] spells and effects in the area are Empowered at no cost.
Crawling
Targets: all enemies, Area: 250' radius
For the duration, every enemy in the area must make a Fortitude save every round. A failed save results in the target taking 2d6 Vile damage, and being unable to benefit from any Regeneration, Fast Healing or Healing spells that turn.
Love is a Battlefield
Targets: all enemies, Area: 500' radius
For the duration, all enemies are under a Confusion effect with no saving throw allowed. Additionally, one foe per round is affected by a Charm Monster effect that lasts for the entire duration. A Will save negates this effect.
Master of Puppets
Targets: one enemy at a time, Area: 100' radius
Every round for the duration, you may select one foe. They must pass a Will save or be Dominated as per Dominate Monster. This lasts for the duration of the song or until a new target fails their save. At the end of the song, whoever is currently dominated (if anyone) must make another save or be permanently affected (until another target fails a save).
The Beautiful People
Targets: self and allies, Area: 500' radius
For the duration, the Bard and all allies benefit from Disguise Self, able to change their forms at will. Anyone who disbelieves or sees through the illusion is automatically Stunned for one round, then unaffected for the rest of the duration. Anyone benefiting from the Disguise Self may, as a Move Action, affect everyone within 30' with the Blinding Beauty ability of a Nymph (Fort negates, use the save DC of this song) at will.
Seventh Level
Livin in a Box
Targets: enemies, Area: a 20x20x20' cube within 300'
For the duration, a Forcecage is created.
Gravity
Targets: all enemies, Area: 500' radius
For the duration, all enemies in the area suffer the effects of increased gravity. Every round they must each make a Fortitude save or be weighed down as though heavily encumbered. If already heavily encumbered (such as failing the save on the previous turn), they must save against becoming Exhausted. If Exhausted and weighed down, they must save against falling Prone and Helpless. Every round a new save is available to negate all effects.
No-One Lives Forever
Targets: all enemies, Area: 100' radius
For the duration, all enemies feel a sense of impending doom and are Shaken. This will not make Shaken enemies Frightened, however. Additionally, all enemies are potentially three rounds from death. Every round they must pass a Will save. If the save is failed, this counts down by one - to two rounds, then one round. If it should reach zero for any enemy, they must make a Fortitude save or die instantly, and must save every round for the duration.
Party Hard
Targets: self and allies, terrain, enemies, Area: 250' radius
For the duration, the Bard and all allies are overcome by Euphoria. They are all Hasted, gain Fast Healing 10 and immunity to critical hits (but not Sneak Attack and similar effects). Additionally they receive a +4 enhancement bonus to all ability scores.
Furthermore, the terrain is damaged as a result of the partying. For the duration, all Hardness is halved, and all unattended non-magical objects automatically take 3d6 damage per round, ignoring Hardness. Magical objects get a Fortitude save to negate this, attended objects are immune.
Finally, every round, all enemies in the area take Sonic damage equal to the Bard's level.
Spank My Booty
Targets: self and allies, Area: 200' radius
For the duration, the Bard and all allies in the area become better at grappling. They ignore Freedom of Movement and gain a bonus to Grapple checks equal to the Bard's level as well as being able to grapple without provoking attacks of opportunity. Additionally, they all gain a Constrict attack that deals 10d6 damage plus double the user's Strength modifier as a successful Grapple Attack. The target must then make a Fortitude save or be Stunned for 1 round.
The bonus to grapples does not apply if attempting to escape a grapple.
The Black Parade
Targets: summoned creatures, Area: 100' radius
For the duration, a group of demonic or undead creatures are summoned. There are two options: eight Wights with Undead HD and BAB equal to the HD of the Bard (clad in Half Plate that vanishes when they die), or one Legion Devil per HD (unable to summon).
If all creatures are slain, the performance ends.
Eighth Level
Flight of the Valkyries
Targets: self and all allies, Area: 100' radius
For the duration, the Bard and all allies gain a 60' Fly speed (Perfect), and gain immunity to Cold. Additionally, they may each fire Lightning from their eyes as a Swift action, requiring a Ranged Touch Attack out to 50' that deals Electricity damage equal to the Bard's Perform bonus.
Breaking the Chains
Targets: self and all allies, Area: 100' radius
For the duration, the Bard and all allies in the area benefit from Freedom of Movement and Freedom. Additionally they gain the Slippery Mind ability, able to continually try to break free from most effects.
Can't Touch This
Targets: self and all allies, Area: 100' radius
For the duration, the Bard and all allies in the area become hard to hit. They gain Total Concealment against all enemies, granting the 50% miss chance, as well as a +10 Deflection bonus to Armour Class. Additionally they receive a +5 Resistance bonus to Saving Throws. Finally, all touch attacks made against them must be resolved against their regular Armour Class.
Oh God, This Sound
Targets: all enemies and objects, Area: 500' radius
Every round for the duration, all unattended objects in the area must pass a Fortitude save or shatter, breaking. Additionally, every enemy takes 10d6 Sonic damage with a Fortitude save for half. If the save is failed, they are permanently Deafened, and are knocked Prone.
Additionally, all [Sonic] effects (not including this one) in the area are, at the Bard's option, Empowered or completely negated.
Self-Righteous Suicide
Targets: all enemies, Area: 250' radius
Every round for the duration, on their turn, all enemies in the area must pass a Will save. If they fail, they attack themselves to the best of their ability, automatically striking. The Bard may declare what attacks they should perform, to avoid instances of warriors dropping their axes and punching themselves out and so on. Casters may even be directed to cast spells on themselves.
Smack my Bitch Up
Targets: see below, Area: 250' radius
This performance grants two abilities. The first is a direct power up to the Bard, granting a +10 Enhancement bonus to Strength and a BAB equal to his hit dice for the duration. Additionally, all successful melee attacks he delivers deal an additional 6d6 damage.
Additionally he may use Telekinesis at will for the duration, out to the area of the performance.
Ninth Level
Gamma Ray
Targets: enemies, Area: 500' radius
For the duration, all enemies in the area suffer a Negative Level each round and are Exhausted. With a successful Fort save, they can negate the Exhaustion each round. The Negative Levels go away after the performance ends, unless they are killed first, in which case, tough shit.
Heaven and Hell
Targets: summoned creatures, Area: 500' radius
For the duration, a number of Outsiders are summoned. Every round, they must attempt a Will save. On a failed save they obey the Bard, on a successful save they are instead free to attack the other summoned Outsiders (starting with those of completely opposite alignment).
If an Outsider is killed, it vanishes and is not replaced. If all are killed, the performance ends. Summoned creatures are:
Ghaele (for every HD the Bard possesses over 17, the Ghaele gets 1 more HD)
Trumpet Archon (for every HD the Bard possesses over 17, the Trumpet Archon gets 1 more HD)
Nalfeshnee (for every HD the Bard possesses over 17, the Nalfeshnee gets 1 more HD)
Ice Devil (for every HD the Bard possesses over 17, the Ice Devil gets 1 more HD)
Hi-Jack My Heart
Targets: all enemies, Area: 200' radius
For the duration, all enemies in the area must attempt a Will save every round. Failing a save causes them to be Dominated by the Bard for the round. When the performance ends, a single affected target must save again or the effect is permanent (until another target is permanently affected).
King of Kings
Targets: self; enemies, Area: 250' radius
For the duration, the Bard is filled with radiance and power. All enemies in the area with fewer hit dice must pass a Will save at the beginning of the performance or Cower before him for the duration (until attacked).
Additionally, the Bard gains a BAB equal to his hit dice, and is treated as having the Monster of Legend template. He also gains an additional Standard action every round, though it cannot be combined with a Move action to make a Full Round action.
Mad World
Targets: all enemies, Area: 500' radius
For the duration, the Bard may create illusions in the area duplicating Nightmare Terrain or Shadow Landscape. Additionally, at the start of the performance, all enemies must make a Will save or be rendered permanently insane or suffer the effects of Solipsism for the duration.
Time Warp
Targets: see below, Area: 250' radius
For the duration, the Bard can produce a variety of effects. He is Hasted, as are all allies, and all enemies are Slowed (with no saving throw allowed). The Bard also has a Contingent Time Stop, triggered when he takes damage or suffers a harmful effect. When the Time Stop ends, all of his performances automatically end.
Tenth Level
Get Ready to Die
Targets: enemies, Area: 500' radius
For the duration, one enemy per round is automatically slain as a [Death] effect, with no save allowed. Any enemy who kills a living creature is immune to this effect for the next full round.
It's the End of the World
Targets: all enemies and terrain, Area: 1,000' radius
For the duration, the area is torn apart by destructive energies. The whole area, with the exception of the Bard and his allies, is effected by a Storm of Fury (which keeps cycling through the different effects) and Incendiary Cloud. As a Swift action the Bard may unleash a Meteor Swarm each round.
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
Targets: enemies, Area: 500' radius
For the duration, all enemies in the area must make a Fortitude save against a [Death] effect each round. A failed save results in death.
Stairway to Heaven
Targets: self and allies, Area: special
For the duration of the performance, a Gate (travel version) is created, and the surrounding 1000' radius area becomes Hallowed and Sanctified or Unhallowed and Desecrated (Bard's choice).
The Number of the Beast
Targets: self, Area: self
For the duration, the Bard is transformed into a Paragon Marilith, and gains an additional Standard action every round, which may be combined with a Move action to make a Full Round action.
