Alright, for stupid reasons, I am currently confined to a hospital bed.
My father has brought in a laptop with about 2 hours of battery left on it.
And I can't get up.
What do I do to amuse myself?
So I'm In A Hospital Bed...
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So I'm In A Hospital Bed...
Mask wrote:And for the love of all that is good and unholy, just get a fucking hippogrif mount and pretend its a flying worg.
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RobbyPants
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Rent some ebooks from your local (or not local) library's website, then turn the computer to "super super battery saver". I recommend Harry Dresden.
DSMatticus wrote:There are two things you can learn from the Gaming Den:
1) Good design practices.
2) How to be a zookeeper for hyper-intelligent shit-flinging apes.
Stumbleupon. Sign up, tell it what sort of stuff you're interested in, and it'll vend random stuff to you all day.
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DSMatticus wrote:There are two things you can learn from the Gaming Den:
1) Good design practices.
2) How to be a zookeeper for hyper-intelligent shit-flinging apes.
Super +1. I'm a stumble addict.Vebyast wrote:Stumbleupon. Sign up, tell it what sort of stuff you're interested in, and it'll vend random stuff to you all day.
:VBlicero wrote:Tvtropes is an excellent way to suck away a couple of hours of your life, even if a lot of what you find there is total shit.
You could always try coming up with a system. Or gaming. Or masturbating.
FrankTrollman wrote: Halfling women, as I'm sure you are aware, combine all the "fun" parts of pedophilia without any of the disturbing, illegal, or immoral parts.
K wrote:That being said, the usefulness of airships for society is still transporting cargo because it's an option that doesn't require a powerful wizard to show up for work on time instead of blowing the day in his harem of extraplanar sex demons/angels.
Chamomile wrote: See, it's because K's belief in leaving generation of individual monsters to GMs makes him Chaotic, whereas Frank's belief in the easier usability of monsters pre-generated by game designers makes him Lawful, and clearly these philosophies are so irreconcilable as to be best represented as fundamentally opposed metaphysical forces.
Whipstitch wrote:You're on a mad quest, dude. I'd sooner bet on Zeus getting bored and letting Sisyphus put down the fucking rock.
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Josh_Kablack
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You're gonna want either more battery life or some good old pencil and paper.
"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
Webcomics.
www.girlgeniusonline.com
http://www.diggercomic.com/?p=3
Or this:
http://www.teamfourstar.com/page-episodes
My sister says www.webfictionguide.com
www.girlgeniusonline.com
http://www.diggercomic.com/?p=3
Or this:
http://www.teamfourstar.com/page-episodes
My sister says www.webfictionguide.com
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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CatharzGodfoot
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Opening a google reader account, subscribing it to a few known good news feeds, and then reading its recommended articles and feeds while liking, disliking, and subscribing like crazy can waste an hour pretty well.
The law in its majestic equality forbids the rich as well as the poor from stealing bread, begging and sleeping under bridges.
-Anatole France
Mount Flamethrower on rear
Drive in reverse
Win Game.
-Josh Kablack
-Anatole France
Mount Flamethrower on rear
Drive in reverse
Win Game.
-Josh Kablack
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Simplified Tome Armor.
Tome item system and expanded Wish Economy rules.
Try our fantasy card game Clash of Nations! Available via Print on Demand.
“Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities, Can Make You Commit Atrocities” - Voltaire
Tome item system and expanded Wish Economy rules.
Try our fantasy card game Clash of Nations! Available via Print on Demand.
“Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities, Can Make You Commit Atrocities” - Voltaire
Order a power pack online, then do whatever else.
a good comic is schlock mercenary. http://www.schlockmercenary.com/
a good comic is schlock mercenary. http://www.schlockmercenary.com/
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Lago PARANOIA
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A really, really good webcomic in my opinion--even better than Schlock Mercenary--is David Gonterman's ongoing series 'Scarlet P.I.' The link is here.
Josh Kablack wrote:Your freedom to make rulings up on the fly is in direct conflict with my freedom to interact with an internally consistent narrative. Your freedom to run/play a game without needing to understand a complex rule system is in direct conflict with my freedom to play a character whose abilities and flaws function as I intended within that ruleset. Your freedom to add and change rules in the middle of the game is in direct conflict with my ability to understand that rules system before I decided whether or not to join your game.
In short, your entire post is dismissive of not merely my intelligence, but my agency. And I don't mean agency as a player within one of your games, I mean my agency as a person. You do not want me to be informed when I make the fundamental decisions of deciding whether to join your game or buying your rules system.
The real advantage for Schlock for that sort of intensive reading is that he has 3650 days of comics which gives him approximately 1303 pages of comic strip.Crissa wrote:Lago... That's a serious troll if I ever saw one. Gonterman is legendary for the badness of his stories.
-Crissa
Which is a metric buttload and will keep you placated for a couple of days.