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My friend who lives in Utah saw this in a parking lot the other day and snapped a picture. What contrasting messages!
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I ran into this gif made using the Tales of Symphonia anime a while ago. Just found it in my files during some hard-drive space clearing. I am mildly disappointed at Forcystus' blastan arm looking less like a baguette. This is giving me some probably stupid ideas for characters I could introduce in one or more ongoing campaigns. Particularly the D&D one where one of the PCs has been turned into a Mega Man parody.
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Re: Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.
Well, it's not necessarily conflicting; it's just the Republican party would like you to believe that. Now, I know next to nothing about the differences in beliefs from the Mormons and other Christians, but if you just look at what Jesus said, he comes off as pretty liberal.Surgo wrote:My friend who lives in Utah saw this in a parking lot the other day and snapped a picture. What contrasting messages!
My aunt got a bumper sticker just for that reason: "Christian and a Democrat."
Still, back on topic: that is a funny picture. No one will read all of that text outside of a parking lot.
Robby, I may not know anything about X, but X sure doesn't contradict Y.
The Mormon church differs from regular Christiany stuff in that they explicitly believe that Joseph Smith was a Prophet, and that their current head of Church is basically as much a Conduit to God as Catholics think the Pope is.
So to see the important differences, you have to ask what those people say.
And the answer is that Joseph Smith is a filthy bastard who hated women, and said that minorities are black (or red, or tan) because of a curse from God, and that shit. Also women are supposed to be men's bitches in the kitchen.
And the current Porphet isn't much better. Oh sure, they at least have to pretend not be total asshats, like Catholics, but men are still the only ones who can really really understand God, and so Women should just do what they say, also, Blacks are okay, as long as the know they are cursed, and strive to be better so that they can be purified after they die.
The Mormon church differs from regular Christiany stuff in that they explicitly believe that Joseph Smith was a Prophet, and that their current head of Church is basically as much a Conduit to God as Catholics think the Pope is.
So to see the important differences, you have to ask what those people say.
And the answer is that Joseph Smith is a filthy bastard who hated women, and said that minorities are black (or red, or tan) because of a curse from God, and that shit. Also women are supposed to be men's bitches in the kitchen.
And the current Porphet isn't much better. Oh sure, they at least have to pretend not be total asshats, like Catholics, but men are still the only ones who can really really understand God, and so Women should just do what they say, also, Blacks are okay, as long as the know they are cursed, and strive to be better so that they can be purified after they die.
The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?
That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
He was also a convicted fraud and paedophile IIRC. Which makes him a really reliable prophet.Kaelik wrote:And the answer is that Joseph Smith is a filthy bastard who hated women, and said that minorities are black (or red, or tan) because of a curse from God, and that shit. Also women are supposed to be men's bitches in the kitchen.
It seems pretty obvious to me that God only talks to people who have sex with children.Koumei wrote:He was also a convicted fraud and paedophile IIRC. Which makes him a really reliable prophet.
The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?
That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
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He was also a convicted fraud and paedophile IIRC
Yeah, so?
Mohandas K Ghandi fucked a 14 year old before going on to be jailed on two different continents.
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Wasn't he 13 years old when he was married to his 14 year old bride? We're basically talking about children having children, right? You know, like the American South.Josh_Kablack wrote:He was also a convicted fraud and paedophile IIRC
Yeah, so?
Mohandas K Ghandi fucked a 14 year old before going on to be jailed on two different continents.
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If I recall correctly, this thread is about image macros, not pedophilia.
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no, I'm pretty sure he fucked 14 year olds while an adult. Or... not quite molested with something vaguely approaching consent 14 year olds while an adult. He was a dirty old bastard, according to P&T's Bullshit.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Image macros and the subject of pedophilia are deeply intertwined here on the internet. Mayhaps you have heard of this "Pedobear" fellow?Psychic Robot wrote:If I recall correctly, this thread is about image macros, not pedophilia.
technically we're talking about ephebophilia, not pedophilia...
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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False alarm, people. He apparently didn't molest young girls. He just slept with naked women and gave young girls enemas. Totally normal shit here, people, move along, nothing to see here.Prak_Anima wrote:no, I'm pretty sure he fucked 14 year olds while an adult. Or... not quite molested with something vaguely approaching consent 14 year olds while an adult. He was a dirty old bastard, according to P&T's Bullshit.
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