You're right. No branch of science in all of recorded history has indicated even slightly which things are good for us, and even if we knew those things, there is no way to prove that things which are good for us are good for us, it must just be accepted that "good for us" is equivalent to "good for us." Thank God you came to explain this to us, because Orion hasn't been unsuccessfully making the very same case for several posts now and it definitely needed to be reiterated.
Don't be a fuckwit. Also, keyword there: universal. Talking about maximizing well being isn't fucking science. And knowing that it's better to not have cholera than to have it isn't the issue. The problem is with comparing things that aren't on the same scale to start with. Like "is it better to have a high paying job or a satisfying one?" Or "Would people be happier with less if other people did more thinking for them?"
Anytime you go out to measure something like "freedom" you're forced to make a bunch of arbitrary choices as to how to assign numbers to various aspects of it. Yet you can't just ignore that shit, because people demonstrably value something even when they can't agree on what the fuck it is.
You should tell all those doctors out there that working for the "health" of their patients is too fucking amorphous to be worth their time.
And I repeat. Don't be a fuckwit. Many doctors need only treat patients on an individual basis. They don't have to worry that treating Ms. smith's cancer will affect little billy's chicken pox. And even within a single patient, you usually don't have to worry that treating someone's back problems will cause them to develop liver problems. (Surgery risks infection, but you still only need advise the patient as to the risks and then have them make the choice). 99% of problems are easily measured as binary choices like "Is it better to have cancer or not?" Very little science needs to be done in defining health because almost everyone in Western society can tell you immediately what state they'd prefer to be in health-wise.
Fuck, I'll even be nice and ignore the fact that Doctors don't actually practice science. They apply things from science sure, but they don't actually do science. [EDIT: That's incoherent, what the fuck am I smoking?]
Any not shitty system of scientific morality ought to do something far more difficult, which is choose how to allocate resources between various things which are all good for well being, but not necessarily equally so. And then you need to remember that people are competitive animals who are honestly less happy with 150,000 dollars living with neighbors who make 200,000, than with 100,000 dollars living with neighbors who make 50,000 dollars. It wouldn't even be unexpected to find that when you apply science to your axioms you find the most moral government might do shit like randomly select various children to get different amounts of subsidy for their schooling.
You keep saying "BUT IF WE AGREE ON A VALUE WE CAN TRY TO MAXIMIZE HOWEVER DIFFICULT IT MIGHT BE!" Yes, and I already agreed on that point,
me in the post you ought to have just fucking read right before yours wrote:Basically, if you specify a ranking of various goods, services, and emotions, and how much weight you should place on providing that to a particular person, then in theory you may be able to compute how to maximize that measure.
Unfortunately, your chosen value is not well defined enough for a starting point because you will have to make trade-offs. Even more unfortunately, morality largely consists in choosing the axioms, so you're pretty much screwed. I mean, just for fun, how the fuck do you choose the correct moral value of behavior towards risk (risk-averse, risk-neutral, etc.) or shit like the discount rate of future goods/happiness? These parameters obviously matter, but there isn't any clear empirical or logical way to choose what values are most moral.
EDIT: Just for fun, I may even go make a toy model of something like ethical allocation of resources. I'll be pretty surprised if I don't get different answers for what's moral behavior depending upon parameter values that basically can't be set except in a somewhat arbitrary manner.
If I don't get any such variances, I guess you get +1 or something.
Also, the problem with different people having different moralities is that when they conflict, you're now out in the cold in determining who behaved morally.