If someone asks who you are, just say I (Koumei) can vouch for you, you're from the Den and you're for my game.
Seriously don't think I can make it.
Going to be going home the long way from work, to pick up someone. So, uh, yeah.
Fuck.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
If someone asks who you are, just say I (Koumei) can vouch for you, you're from the Den and you're for my game.
Seriously don't think I can make it.
Going to be going home the long way from work, to pick up someone. So, uh, yeah.
Fuck.
But Armor Break + Brittling as a setup for Instant Ward isn't half as good as Armor Break + Brittling as a setup for Kiai! :frownyface:
"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
Josh_Kablack wrote:But Armor Break + Brittling as a setup for Instant Ward isn't half as good as Armor Break + Brittling as a setup for Kiai! :frownyface:
It... isn't a setup for Instant Ward. At all. Brittling alone might be a setup for doom lasers though.
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:I'm not going to go full-asshole, but I'm turning up the dial about 50 millikaeliks.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Prak, you should pick two bonuses and invent/roll a random name for your monk fighting style.
I submit that "While Active, your Fighting Style allows you to make an attack of opportunity against any opponent who attacks you. This attack of opportunity must be a trip or disarm attempt." is useful with the Combat Looting disarm bonus and combos with Your Opponent is Me! to give enemies a devil's choice.
And if you go with a slam enhancer instead of a movement/defense buff, then the Surprise! + Your Opponent Is Me! auto-crit combo you have practically begs to double some Con damage.
also I disagree with your reading of Armored in Life stacking, but that's for MC K to rule on.
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"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
Josh_Kablack wrote:Prak, you should pick two bonuses and invent/roll a random name for your monk fighting style.
I submit that "While Active, your Fighting Style allows you to make an attack of opportunity against any opponent who attacks you. This attack of opportunity must be a trip or disarm attempt." is useful with the Combat Looting disarm bonus and combos with Your Opponent is Me! to give enemies a devil's choice.
And if you go with a slam enhancer instead of a movement/defense buff, then the Surprise! + Your Opponent Is Me! auto-crit combo you have practically begs to double some Con damage.
also I disagree with your reading of Armored in Life stacking, but that's for MC K to rule on.
...um, yeah, I'll go with those. And Koumei already did. I didn't think for a minute they'd stack, but I hoped. Koumei said the levels stack, so that's what I did.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Okay, next session is a week away:
irc.nightstar.net
#arbitrarystring
That way we don't flood the regular chat and make people nervous
In this session:
The team discovered land ahead, so approached until they saw a massive sand castle, complete with cannons. So they went around to the rear and walked to the back of the castle.
Two knights, made out of sand, attacked, but were destroyed easily. They then kicked the (sand) door down and investigated some of the rooms:
Lots and lots of wine in the wine room
An empty dining hall
Basic weapons and armour
A carpentry/smithy
A study, with maps and a diary (food-centric)
And now, they have just looked into the sleeping quarters for the help, having been spotted by an army of robotic maids...
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.
I still like our realization that someone is trespassing in our moat.
Also, should I be formalizing my character sheet to some other site like that, or is it fine just being in the spoiler on page 3 of this thread?
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"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Christ I thought this was at now o' clock. Josh/Quantum/Prak: the game's at 9 PM CDT, right?
FrankTrollman wrote: Halfling women, as I'm sure you are aware, combine all the "fun" parts of pedophilia without any of the disturbing, illegal, or immoral parts.
K wrote:That being said, the usefulness of airships for society is still transporting cargo because it's an option that doesn't require a powerful wizard to show up for work on time instead of blowing the day in his harem of extraplanar sex demons/angels.
Chamomile wrote:
See, it's because K's belief in leaving generation of individual monsters to GMs makes him Chaotic, whereas Frank's belief in the easier usability of monsters pre-generated by game designers makes him Lawful, and clearly these philosophies are so irreconcilable as to be best represented as fundamentally opposed metaphysical forces.
Whipstitch wrote:You're on a mad quest, dude. I'd sooner bet on Zeus getting bored and letting Sisyphus put down the fucking rock.
Oh geez, I completely forgot that this was last night.
Really sorry.
I blame the 3-day weekend and really awesome cookout I had for making me think the week was off by a day. (if any of you knows how to send beers over the interweb, I'll happily share the leftovers as apology.)
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"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
...I feel better now for having remembered and given heads up a few hours in advance...
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
I don't have stable internets until Friday, so I can't make it tonight.
FrankTrollman wrote: Halfling women, as I'm sure you are aware, combine all the "fun" parts of pedophilia without any of the disturbing, illegal, or immoral parts.
K wrote:That being said, the usefulness of airships for society is still transporting cargo because it's an option that doesn't require a powerful wizard to show up for work on time instead of blowing the day in his harem of extraplanar sex demons/angels.
Chamomile wrote:
See, it's because K's belief in leaving generation of individual monsters to GMs makes him Chaotic, whereas Frank's belief in the easier usability of monsters pre-generated by game designers makes him Lawful, and clearly these philosophies are so irreconcilable as to be best represented as fundamentally opposed metaphysical forces.
Whipstitch wrote:You're on a mad quest, dude. I'd sooner bet on Zeus getting bored and letting Sisyphus put down the fucking rock.
Ok, I was a few minutes late tonight, but I see nobody else online where/when I thought game was happening.
If there is still a game and if I am still welcome in it, please post here or contact me via PM or IM or email or somesuch before next attempted session.
Otherwise I'm going to assume that this is not happening / I am no longer part of it.
"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
I woke up about an hour ago, which is ~5 and a half hours after the game was supposed to start. Some people dropped in and out, but... yeah.
So, next week: either the game happens, or we call it. Also, if anyone knows of a way to change the weather to permanently be Summer all year round, I'm all ears. It might be the only way I can wake up before tea time.
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.
See, this goes back to your having winter in the middle of summer.
You could relocate to switch hemispheres every 6 months to have a more constant climate.
"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
I'll be there. Though I've completely forgotten what time... about five hours from the time of this post, right?
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
