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http://www.bitterfilms.com/anesthetics.html

Not quire a macro, but similar. My favorite is Show Biz.
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Well, if we're going there (I think we are):
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Look, here.

http://www.latfh.com/

Let's just get all the hipster-bashing out of the way with that link

Edit: Found one NSFW picture. Watch out
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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hipsters should be rounded up into labor camps on to produce low-cost goods for the rest of society
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Low cost, mainstream goods?
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th »

You know, not to restart the huge hipster debate again, but I don't think I've ever met people like how you describe. I know people that dress like hipsters and listen to obscure music, but they aren't condescending. They enjoy sharing their music and enjoy it when talented bands make it mainstream.

I think what we really are hating on are assholes, not hipsters.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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My favorite of those:
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Oh, and while we're talking about hipsters AND thepunchlineismachismo:

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Welcome, to IronHell.
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those comics were offensively unfunny maxus/whatever do not post them again
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Count Arioch wrote:I'm not sure how discussions on whether PR is a terrible person or not is on-topic.
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You do not seem to do anything.
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Why did you post that twice?
I mean I know PR is an ass-hat.. but still.
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And a hearty "Go fuck yourself because no one else ever will" to Psychic Robot.

The pokemon comic -did- go on for too long but, eh, some of the gags made me grin.

Edit: Image attempt deleted
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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cool image bro
Count Arioch wrote:I'm not sure how discussions on whether PR is a terrible person or not is on-topic.
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Chamomile wrote:Ant, what do we do about Psychic Robot?
You do not seem to do anything.
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That doesn't work, Maxus, and I doubt it's funny enough to go through the hoops to see it. If it's on funnyjunk, you basically have to save it, upload it to tinypic, then post that here.
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Koumei wrote:That doesn't work, Maxus, and I doubt it's funny enough to go through the hoops to see it. If it's on funnyjunk, you basically have to save it, upload it to tinypic, then post that here.

Ah, well, live and learn.

Thanks, Koumei
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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This is a personal pic of my tarantula Lady, who molted the other day. Right after a molt they're shiny and pretty, so I snapped a pic. She's about the size of my hand now...
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count, you are NOT WELL :)
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I wonder, if I did mail you a funnelweb, do you think the two could breed, making some weird crossbreed spider?

Note: the funnelweb has no admirable traits you'd want to breed into a tarantula.
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what are you talking about, it's angry and poisonous
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Koumei wrote:I wonder, if I did mail you a funnelweb, do you think the two could breed, making some weird crossbreed spider?
Given that the lowest common taxonomy they have in common is Order Aranea, i.e. "they are both spiders at all", any offspring that would result (probably none) would almost certainly be sterile. Which is a blessing for the world at large given what happened that other time we did something like that.
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