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TOZ · Post by **TOZ** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:04 am

Cynic wrote:That is all.

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 4:37 pm

TOZ: I'm confused. Have you mistaken my assertion to mean that there is no way the fetus could know about "Mom?" Or is this more about my assertion that the argument in itself is stupid and shouldn't have really taken place?

Username17 · Post by **Username17** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:38 pm

What it is, is a grotesque framing of the creationist "argument" into something that makes no sense. Fetuses can detect the world outside, but they have no experiential reference for "birth". Hell, within their frame of reference, Mom is not a separate entity from themselves. The umbilicus is part of their body, the placenta is part of their body, and the womb is part of their body too! There is no experiential reason for a fetus to draw any sort of line between itself and the mother, because for as long as they've had two neurons to rub together they were part of the same contiguous body.

The creationist herp derp is that atheists are idiots because god(s) are all around them and they refuse to believe. But that's fucking retarded and people who believe that shit are mentally deficient. The fetus example is simply extremely stupid on every possible level. Of course fetuses believe in "Mom", because they believe they are Mom, because they fucking are. And of course they believe in stuff outside the womb, because they can feel and hear it. And none of this is anything like Gods and Heavens because those are things that can't be detected.

-Username17

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:00 am

Seriously... We've broken this down into what fetuses know and believe? So fucked up...

Parthenon · Post by **Parthenon** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:02 am

For fucks sake, can we get some actual image macros in this thread? Do I have to go looking through threads to distract people from this discussion?

BearsAreBrown · Post by **BearsAreBrown** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:21 am

Samurai Jack being in the Phil Lamar pictures is WAY funnier then the text.

tzor · Post by **tzor** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:12 pm

Parthenon wrote:

Well actually (although he never wore an eyepatch) is was fun and games until my grandfather lost his eye in an accident. But the fun and games were not related to the object that hit his eye when he accidentally tripped and fell on it.

TOZ · Post by **TOZ** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:37 pm

Cynic wrote:TOZ: I'm confused. Have you mistaken my assertion to mean that there is no way the fetus could know about "Mom?" Or is this more about my assertion that the argument in itself is stupid and shouldn't have really taken place?

Did you assert something? I thought we were posting pictures, and that one went with yours.

RobbyPants · Post by **RobbyPants** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:29 am

This is old, but I have to:

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:14 am

RobbyPants · Post by **RobbyPants** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:18 pm

Just a shorter version of the one I posted?

Darth Rabbitt · Post by **Darth Rabbitt** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:26 pm

I think it's a sequel.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:18 pm

Here do I swear fealty and service to Gondor, and to the Lord and Steward of the realm, to speak and to be silent, to do and to let be, to come and to go, in need or plenty, in peace or war, in living or dying, from this hour henceforth, until my lord catapults me, or death take me, or the world end.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:27 pm

RobbyPants · Post by **RobbyPants** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:48 pm

Darth Rabbitt wrote:I think it's a sequel.

Oh, weird. I could have sworn I linked to the full version. I didn't watch the whole thing in the URL I linked.

My bad.

Libertad · Post by **Libertad** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 2:58 am

The Republican Presidential Candidates sit down to a game of D&D:

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:00 am

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:51 am

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:39 pm

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:16 pm

Starmaker · Post by **Starmaker** » Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:25 pm

Cynic wrote:

On the other hand, Batman, your parents will never accidentally bust you...
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Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:25 pm

Taken to the next level...

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:41 am

That's only because it's the DC Universe.
In Marvel, they'd have been back several times by now . .

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:55 am

mrrr.

People don't stay dead in comics period. Marvel is the one that's just hyped up more.

Case in point, Hal Jordan, Superman, Jason Todd (Robin and later Red Hood), Batman, Metamorpho, Flash, Terra, Green Arrow, shit every single other hero or villain.

I mean one of Batman's more cooler villains Ra's al ghul's whole shtick is that he has the secrets of the Lazarus pits.

Oh yeah, Superboy, Alexander Luthor, and I think there was a really bad universe-wide series in DC called Blackest Night that killed and zombified a lot of characters.. Haven't read that one yet. Apparently I read the sequel Brightest day. I had thought this was the prequel but huh...

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:59 am

Cynic wrote:more cooler

Why?