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This class hurts a bit, but the off topic bits are what make me cry...and laugh
The Geisha
http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=864122
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Koumei wrote:I'm just glad that Jill Stein stayed true to her homeopathic principles by trying to win with .2% of the vote. She just hasn't diluted it enough!
Koumei wrote:I am disappointed in Santorum: he should carry his dead election campaign to term!
Just a heads up... Your post is pregnant... When you miss that many periods it's just a given.
]I want him to tongue-punch my box.
The divine in me says the divine in you should go fuck itself.
The Geisha
What put Gygax in such a horrible, PC-hatin' mood to write that module?
Guest (Unregistered) at [unixtime wrote:1182908870[/unixtime]]I find it funny that many of the complaints about the 'unrealistic' Geisha class apply to the geisha class which already exists (the Bard).
Anyway, here's a gem I found on WotC:What put Gygax in such a horrible, PC-hatin' mood to write that module?
http://wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/tt/20070626a
Andy: a dungeon isn't great just because the DM had fun snuffing the PCs. It doesn't take DM or adventure-design skill to kill off PCs; in fact, the reverse is true. Really crappy DMs and adventure writers have been killing off PCs (and campaigns) for decades. What takes skill is to write a dungeon that pushes players and characters to their limits without just arbitrarily dropping them into a pit of lava or throwing a dozen balors at them.
Koumei wrote:I'm just glad that Jill Stein stayed true to her homeopathic principles by trying to win with .2% of the vote. She just hasn't diluted it enough!
Koumei wrote:I am disappointed in Santorum: he should carry his dead election campaign to term!
Just a heads up... Your post is pregnant... When you miss that many periods it's just a given.
]I want him to tongue-punch my box.
The divine in me says the divine in you should go fuck itself.
Crissa at [unixtime wrote:1182993230[/unixtime]]
But... What is the Geisha supposed to do?
-Crissa
Koumei wrote:I'm just glad that Jill Stein stayed true to her homeopathic principles by trying to win with .2% of the vote. She just hasn't diluted it enough!
Koumei wrote:I am disappointed in Santorum: he should carry his dead election campaign to term!
Just a heads up... Your post is pregnant... When you miss that many periods it's just a given.
]I want him to tongue-punch my box.
The divine in me says the divine in you should go fuck itself.
Josh_Kablack wrote:You are not a unique and precious snowflake, you are just one more fucking asshole on the internet who presumes themselves to be better than the unwashed masses.
Koumei wrote:I'm just glad that Jill Stein stayed true to her homeopathic principles by trying to win with .2% of the vote. She just hasn't diluted it enough!
Koumei wrote:I am disappointed in Santorum: he should carry his dead election campaign to term!
Just a heads up... Your post is pregnant... When you miss that many periods it's just a given.
]I want him to tongue-punch my box.
The divine in me says the divine in you should go fuck itself.
Koumei wrote:I'm just glad that Jill Stein stayed true to her homeopathic principles by trying to win with .2% of the vote. She just hasn't diluted it enough!
Koumei wrote:I am disappointed in Santorum: he should carry his dead election campaign to term!
Just a heads up... Your post is pregnant... When you miss that many periods it's just a given.
]I want him to tongue-punch my box.
The divine in me says the divine in you should go fuck itself.
RandomCasualty at [unixtime wrote:1183057537[/unixtime]]After you get strength to AC, you're effectively untouchable from mundane attacks. While reflex stuff does screw you, how often are you fighting enemies who use tanglefoot bags anyway? I mean obviously the DM can be a metagaming bitch, but I don't' consider it all that big a drawback.
shirak at [unixtime wrote:1183060054[/unixtime]]
How often do you run against people with Entangle or Web?
Random Casualty wrote:It should also be noted that there's nothing preventing a juggernaut from tanking with a bow, or dropping alchemist's fire to burn up the web.
Juggernaut wrote:None of the Juggernauts special abilities function while wielding a weapon
Koumei wrote:I'm just glad that Jill Stein stayed true to her homeopathic principles by trying to win with .2% of the vote. She just hasn't diluted it enough!
Koumei wrote:I am disappointed in Santorum: he should carry his dead election campaign to term!
Just a heads up... Your post is pregnant... When you miss that many periods it's just a given.
]I want him to tongue-punch my box.
The divine in me says the divine in you should go fuck itself.
Crissa at [unixtime wrote:1183068683[/unixtime]]I dunno who you guys fight...
...But I can't recall a campaign that didn't have web or entangle in it.
I can't think of a single one of my second level characters that couldn't beat this guy... And I never make combat monsters.
MrWaeseL at [unixtime wrote:1183081634[/unixtime]]Let's not give shitty wotc boards classes too much attention, ok?![]()
FrankTrollman at [unixtime wrote:1183140905[/unixtime]]At its core, it's not a bad idea. If you want to play at a specific power level, just stop advancement. Seriously, if you like 6th level characters, just play a 6th level game and don't advance things to 7th level.
Anyone who has ever played a WoD game knows with certainty that you can have a campaign that lasts 10 years and only fight vampires and werewolves and have that never get old so long as you keep introducing story elements for players to interact with. Anyone who has ever played a "modern" or "steam punk" game knows that you can actually just face off against humans over and over again without that ever being a problem.
So really, if you like 6th level play, why have characters advance? Characters with 6 levels and 20 feats don't really play like 6th level characters (except for the Fighters, they totally do). There's a built in assumption that advancement has to happen that is completely unwarranted in a system that is proposing to terminate advancement.
-Username17