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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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Goddamn, I didn't know this could happen in a car crash.

(not bloody, but car gets destroyed).

Edit: Note that the driver dies. You won't see it, but still, be warned if you're bothered by that sort of thing.
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Trains will do it too. And warning for the squeamish, people died in that video.
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erik wrote:Trains will do it too. And warning for the squeamish, people died in that video.
Yeah, I probably could have added that to the disclaimer too. You don't see anyone die per se, but it's pretty much the only conclusion.
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Just a video I found amusing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=316AzLYfAzw
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You know X-Factor, [Country]'s Got Talent and other televised talent contests? You know that lots of countries have them? You know that the Indian version is COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE!?
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Parthenon wrote:You know X-Factor, [Country]'s Got Talent and other televised talent contests? You know that lots of countries have them? You know that the Indian version is COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE!?
I would want them to last as long as possible in order to see how completely and totally fucked up they are by the end.
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Parthenon wrote:You know X-Factor, [Country]'s Got Talent and other televised talent contests? You know that lots of countries have them? You know that the Indian version is COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE!?
Stupid HP mechanics abuse.
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That's just retarded and painful. I find it hilarious that all of it was so horrifying to the judges until the little boy jumped on top waving the flag. Then they became champions.

The horrified female judge even said "You are no longer warriors of (unintelligible) but Warriors of India."
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So it turns out that techno music was invented a thousand years ago by the Inuit as a lesbian kissing game. I would not have guessed that.

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Cynic wrote:That's just retarded and painful. I find it hilarious that all of it was so horrifying to the judges until the little boy jumped on top waving the flag. Then they became champions.

The horrified female judge even said "You are no longer warriors of (unintelligible) but Warriors of India."
Guys, guys. They're Indian RIFTS characters. None of those sources deal mega damage, so it's all good.
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Guiles Theme fits everything.
But this song makes anything cool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... dlB_-2pBTo
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Punjabis and Sikhs are usually the Indian stereotype at being quite hardcore when it comes to the practice of martial arts and stuff life that.
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Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.
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I'm just gonna leave that running on the desktop downstairs, see how long til my wife and kids go insane.
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That's . . kinda evil o.O
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Heh, she came downstairs, "What is that?"
(innocently) What is what?

Wife looks at me for a couple seconds, turns around and just goes back up the steps.

Apparently my antics are not the valued commodity such as I had appraised.
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Tried doing that to my wife. She knew what I was doing so she listened to it for about 15 minutes and then threatened me with ordering food that I wasn't interesting in eating. I kept on playing it because I don't give in to those threats (plus I can deal with eating pizza). So another 10 minutes later, she relented and said it was enough.
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Cynic wrote:That's just retarded and painful. I find it hilarious that all of it was so horrifying to the judges until the little boy jumped on top waving the flag. Then they became champions.

The horrified female judge even said "You are no longer warriors of (unintelligible) but Warriors of India."
Congratulations! You just gave the audience cancer!
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I don't get the reference.
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So, does anyone else here listen to Caravan Palace? Here's the video for their new song "Rock It for Me"

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A minimalist attempt at transforming the meaning of an existing work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD6Efggk5s8
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Oldie but goodie, and I don't see it here.

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I find this inexplicably entertaining.

Zelda rap.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

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