[
stereotypical thick Russian accent]And now for announcement from Ministry of Propaganda for Kingdom of Bogarus! With this news, we have
Komrade General Abduldayev (we would like to remind our non-Bogarusian viewers that subtitles exist for the Komrade General's wise words)! Komrade General is also known for
important pronouncements on climate change as result of our skilled research.
"Thank you, Komrade Announcer. Today, we re-elected our glorious president, President Prime Minister Lord General Admiral Vladimir Putin, with 110% majority. Given amazing results which our glorious nation and president have provided, State Duma voted (with 120% majority!) to declare him god. Whole nation rejoices at ascendance of Vladimir Putin!
However, there are some people in our glorious nation who, for some reason, do not approve of this, and are
protesting in streets. Because of that, our glorious State Duma have passed
law regarding property seizure of protestors, and have deployed our skilled and capable military to deal with problem.
Citizens are advised to continue life as normal. Glory to Putin and glory to Bogarus!."
Bogarus State TV Channel thanks Komrade General. And now, for special announcement from Propaganda Ministry, aimed at foreigners.
"Come to Bogarus, ancient and privileged nation! We let our glorious leader, President Prime Minister Lord General Admiral Vladimir Putin, do all work for us in organization of country, which means we are very successful, popular and capable. In return, it gives us freedom to conduct important research. Here are our chief researchers: one is doing
important project, the other is doing
another important project. You can see that they work tirelessly for homeland, and you can be an important part of this work also.
We also have best and most capable military possible - with such a military,
we cannot be defeated (note that we can see another important researcher in this, doing work on posterior analysis). As a result, our glorious military goes from
success to
success, especially when assisted by capable citizens of glorious Bogarus!
And the statistics prove it - we are showing growth rate of 0.6% of population every month! What could possibly prove more true!
So come to Bogarus - and remember, we have best of everything!"[/stereotypical thick Russian accent]
So yeah, I'm playing Bogarus. Expect more of this.