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Koumei wrote:So maybe it's just that men are really crap at sex.
My experience (while rather small in sample size) with that has been mostly reversed. Hypothesis: people are just terrible with the opposite sex's junk. Gay is the way. Lesbian is... okay, nothing really rhymes with lesbian.
Thespian. Also, "best man".
I.e. "My thespian lesbian."
Or: "Lesbian is best man"
None of these are particularly useful for the point I was trying to make.

@Mister_Sinister, how did you manage to quote yourself?
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Whoops. Wrong button... I meant to click 'edit' to correct a rather stupidly-misplaced word. Just gonna fix that now.
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Koumei wrote:So you're saying it wasn't radioactive luminescence, just afterglow?

Also, it seems that maybe straight women have less sex drive than men, but I've found fellow lesbites to have plenty of sex drive (mine is somewhat subdued as a side-effect of my antidepressant medication). So maybe it's just that men are really crap at sex.
Ah, but all my lesbian friends tend to be smarter than the straight women I know. I still am confident that Marie Curie was awesome in bed.

Also, I've dated a number of bi women and am close friends with several lesbians who said that women aren't automatically good in bed either. My experiences with straight women have had similar results. Mostly, people in general are hard-headed and don't like being told they're doing it wrong.

I've only had sex with men a couple of times, but women are softer and more fun.
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Coolest. Instance. Of. Toy. Swapping. EVER.

Scroll down to the bottom of the page. It's a testament to mankind's intelligence, in my opinion.
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Sblocked for at least 4 7 animated GIFs.
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RAWR! Furries rejoice.

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New, from the company that brought you Viagra, Zooagra!
Unleash your inner beast with a proprietary blend of powerful hormones and retroviruses! Show her the animal inside, and the animal inside her!
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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I've often wondered what it'd be like to get horsefucked by a horny minotaur (horny, minotaurs; get it? heh heh heh... ...I guess not... )
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Avoraciopoctules wrote:Sblocked for at least 4 7 animated GIFs.
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Possibly not safe for work but:
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ishy wrote:Possibly not safe for work but:
Suck on a barrel of Cocks!
Image link no workee.

It appears to work now for me.
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Changed url to different one, try this one?
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nope, access denied
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Here's the website for the people who made it: http://www.rockandroyal.com/chandeliers/ .
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screw heffalumps and woozles

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Commas are important.
Prak Anima wrote:Um, Frank, I believe you're missing the fact that the game is glorified spank material/foreplay.
Frank Trollman wrote:I don't think that is any excuse for a game to have bad mechanics.
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Okay, I actually laughed out loud at that one.
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That looks like a 'shopped image. I'm guessing the word "for" was removed after cooking
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