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nockermensch wrote:Not a macro per se, but this one always makes me want to cry and/or laugh.
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I dun' get it.
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...You Lost Me wrote:
nockermensch wrote:Not a macro per se, but this one always makes me want to cry and/or laugh.
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I dun' get it.
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me neither.
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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It's Naruto, from the eponymous anime, being pals with Jesus. I can't think in any caption that would make that more tacky and/or unintentionally hillarious.
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nockermensch wrote:It's Naruto, from the eponymous anime, being pals with Jesus. I can't think in any caption that would make that more tacky and/or unintentionally hillarious.
Just add "John 3:16" at the bottom and you're good to go.
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In all honesty, I don't think knowing that those are Naruto characters makes it any easier to understand. I recognized them and it did not in anyway lessen my confusion.
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Lol at the mattress. I just listened to Bohemian Rhapsody ten minutes ago.
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Seen those, they're awesome, and made me want to do the same thing.

Found this on Tumblr:
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Avoraciopoctules wrote:
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I actually have that Choose Your Own Adventure (or at least the unedited version.)
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DONATE!

There'z about 40 or so days left to do so, so hurry! TESLA COMMANDS IT!

I mean, just look at all the money raised so far!
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That's kind of fucking awesome, actually.

Somewhat related.
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Is this where we go "Suck it, Edison"?
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Koumei wrote:Is this where we go "Suck it, Edison"?
Yes. Yes it is. :wink: :biggrin:

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:rofl: Where and whom do I inquire to so as to report such ungodly things as animal migration habits? Also, I think neighbors who break the now defunct blue laws should also be on that list.
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some usefull tips
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Shrapnel wrote:
TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I now have a craving for corn.

I'm reminded of this video on microwaving corn with the shuck on to remove the silky strands. My dad tried it out and had mixed results, but I think he didn't experiment with the time enough since it probably matters depending upon the microwave and how big the ears are.
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That is awesome Stahlseele!
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Yeah, some people do have pretty impressive ideas *nods*
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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some more, no idea if these work or not . . well, some of them do, i know that at least the skull used as a parabolic antenna does work . .
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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