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The elevator hack doesn't work for all elevators. If they don't have a keyhole in the button panel, it may work.

Also, you can clean stainless steel by squirting a bit of baby oil onto a sponge, wiping the object in question down, and then wiping it down again with a dry towel or rag.

Tennis balls get shoe rubber marks off of hard floors with application of elbow grease.

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--The horror of Mario

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Not a Macro, but this is awesome and i am not putting it behind spoilers even though it's kinda long:
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another one, RIGHT in the childhood:
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OK, this one is for our DnD overlords . .
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Does that really work like that? O.o
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I am not aware of any casting class that uses strength as their casting stat, nor any specific feat that allows such (Though 3.0 Psions chose which stat to cast with, each assigned to a discipline...) but yes. A Cancer Mage ignores all negative effects of diseases. However Cure Disease is like shocking grasp to them.
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I know some third party feats that allow you to pick strength as a caster stat, one was called something like lost tradition or something.

And you can be an Illumian from races of destiny: Aeshkrau allows you to gain bonus spells based on strength

Please spoiler all those images thanks.
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Yeah, Illumian is what they were going for. That's just bonus spells, though, not save DC. Not that I imagine you give a shit at that point.
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hell, the cancer mage could go contract Vile Rigidity as well, which is just like Festering Anger except that it's +1 Natural Armour per day (with a dex penalty). So, yeah, CM1 is an awesome dip level if you basically want to play Armstrong from FMA.
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Dear erik,

I wish to just clarify that my pony related jocular link was far funnier that the above.

Love,

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I don't know... I liked erik's gif. But it's definitely better with the sound that goes with it.
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Timing!
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Maj wrote:I don't know... I liked erik's gif. But it's definitely better with the sound that goes with it.
Dear Maj,

I stand corrected.

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Stahlseele wrote:Not a Macro, but this is awesome and i am not putting it behind spoilers even though it's kinda long:
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I do love how you said you wouldn't spoiler it, and yet you did.
(Yes, I am aware someone asked you to)
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right,i forgot i actually wrote that there . .
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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A description of Bella Swan from Twilight, from the Twilight website.

Overlaid on a picture of the author.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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so long your neck will probably hurt when you are done.
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Small enough, so no need for spoilers i think
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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My high school science classes functioned much the same way.

Or rather, I interpeted them as such. My teachers, not so much.
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Maybe I've missed them but if I haven't, why the fuck hasn't the internet image macroed/memed the fuck out of this?

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Cynic wrote:Maybe I've missed them but if I haven't, why the fuck hasn't the internet image macroed/memed the fuck out of this?

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Endless hours of Poe's Law-proving entertainment!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I share with you:

The Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator!

My favorite so far?

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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

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I liked this one and this one, personally.

This one too.

Also these.

So I guess it's just awesome all around.
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