Annoying Questions I'd Like Answered...

Ted the Flayer · Post by **Ted the Flayer** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:15 pm

Then why has every college kid that has been my boss been lazy and kind of stupid even in their field of study?

name_here · Post by **name_here** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:14 pm

Because good college kids get jobs that do not involve being the boss of people who have not been to college.

Like programming or science or petroleum engineering.

Meanwhile, college kids who think that it's just busywork to get their "Middle Class" stamp get other jobs. Also they get paid less money.

Ted the Flayer · Post by **Ted the Flayer** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:25 pm

Well, I am not smart enough to do any of that stuff. And I don't consider giving up because things aren't what I expected to be an option. College might not be a "golden ticket" but any job that isn't minimum wage or backbreaking has a bachelor's as the bare minimum. And even then the best you can do with a 4-year is be someone's anal whore.

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:53 pm

I got some pretty nice internships with a 2-year in Information Science and a partway-finished B.S. in Geography. It really depends on where you are and what kind of contacts you have.

Ted the Flayer · Post by **Ted the Flayer** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:10 pm

Part of my program includes an internship. End result is a bachelors in technology management, with a certification in water treatment halfway through. Making contacts is hard for me but I am not married to any geographical location. I looked into taking a job in Antarctica but the fact that Im not at least bilingual hurts my chances. (although if I find a way to learn Russian, Norwegian or Spanish that option would be back on the table.)

fectin · Post by **fectin** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:10 pm

What skills are you going to acquire? What will Technology Management teach you to do? A degree is often one requirement for a job, but its rarely the only requirement.

Ted the Flayer · Post by **Ted the Flayer** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:46 pm

I am working on minding my own goddamn business.

fectin · Post by **fectin** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:00 pm

Well, good luck, I guess.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:06 am

Hey, Ted, I have question related to your avatar: Where'd that cat come from? I love it.

It looks the same as the one from that image macro you posted about the world ending, and it gives me nightmares. The good kind.

Whatever · Post by **Whatever** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:28 am

http://www.grumpycats.com/

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:23 am

Ah, well then, that answers that.

Whoever owns that cat is the greatest human being to have ever been formed of physical matter.

Ted the Flayer · Post by **Ted the Flayer** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:01 am

Too bad they named him Tard. I'd be grumpy too.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:23 pm

That does explain the cat's perpetual bad mood...

Meikle641 · Post by **Meikle641** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:48 am

Apparently the cat is a happy beast, but just has a jaw that juts out like Judge Dredd. It also has fucked up looking legs, from what I've seen of it.

hyzmarca · Post by **hyzmarca** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:34 am

Does video game porn exist?

I'm not talking about porn involving video game characters, that's obviously easy to find. I'm talking about porn in which two people play video games while having sex. Possibly with more focus on the game than on the sex. And totally real, not with stunt players. And classic stand-up arcade cabinets from the 80s are obviously better than modern home consoles.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:05 am

I thought Av had weird tastes, but wow.

What's that law that states "If it exists, there is a porn of it"? I'd try looking in the dirtiest, dingeist parts of the net, places where no mortal man would dare to tread. Places that make 4chan look like an old ladies book club.

Unfortunately, I'm very vanilla when it comes to porn, so I have know idea what those places would be. Good luck, though.

Count Arioch the 28th · Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:20 am

One of the correlations to rule 34 is if you find something which porn doesn't exist of, you are obligated to make it yourself. So get crackin'!

fectin · Post by **fectin** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:34 am

Does this count? Old and tame, but still:
http://www.gamegirladvance.com/2002/10/ ... rator.html

RobbyPants · Post by **RobbyPants** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:13 pm

hyzmarca wrote:Does video game porn exist?

I'm not talking about porn involving video game characters, that's obviously easy to find. I'm talking about porn in which two people play video games while having sex. Possibly with more focus on the game than on the sex. And totally real, not with stunt players. And classic stand-up arcade cabinets from the 80s are obviously better than modern home consoles.

I saw one that started with two people playing Atrai, and evolved into an Atari joystick insertion, but there was no sex happening at the time that video games were being played.

So, no, I have not seen what you're looking for.

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:18 pm

Probably somewhere in Japan . .

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:28 pm

EVERYTHING can be found in Japan. Everything.

Sir Neil · Post by **Sir Neil** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:06 pm

hyzmarca wrote:And classic stand-up arcade cabinets from the 80s are obviously better than modern home consoles.

I disagree. Console controllers let you use a variety of positions while still playing Legend of Legaia 2. Talk about RPG grinding.

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:18 pm

Shrapnel wrote:EVERYTHING can be found in Japan. Everything.

*nods*
everything strange you see on the web?
either photoshop or japan.
not neccessarely only one of the two . .
hell, japan basically IS Rule 34 <.<

Count Arioch the 28th · Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:19 pm

Which is bizarre because Japanese people are going extinct for the exact same reasons that pandas are: they've lost interest in fucking.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:56 pm

Stupid pandas.