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I thought so. Now, all I need to know is what the hell Treecko and Darkrai have to do anything. I mean, a Darkrai would totally kick a Treecko's ass: Use Hypnosis, then Nightmare, coupled with Darkrai's Ability, which slowly damages the HP of sleeping foes, and that lizard will go down like a hot bitch melting in the pink midday sun.
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Circle-Drawing is Ranger. I can't remember much other than "drawing circles with the stylus".
Mystery Dungeon: Time/Darkness has Treecko as the bad guy. Until it turns out he was just mistaken or something, and the REAL bad guy is Darkrai. Except you can befriend him too, of course.
Mystery Dungeon: Time/Darkness has Treecko as the bad guy. Until it turns out he was just mistaken or something, and the REAL bad guy is Darkrai. Except you can befriend him too, of course.
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Again, I'm trying to get everything regarding the campaign moved to In The Trenches.
There are enough interesting discussions in this topic that I don't want to overwhelm it with what's going on in a game that should probably have been discussed in In The Trenches anyways.
There are enough interesting discussions in this topic that I don't want to overwhelm it with what's going on in a game that should probably have been discussed in In The Trenches anyways.
Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).
So they officially announced the Fairy type. Sylveon is a fairy type, as are Gardevoir, Marill and Jigglypuff. I'd be willing to bet that most if not all pokemon in the fairy egg group will get the type. Apparently Fairy is super effective against Dragon. Because that makes sense.
They've also shown two new pokemon, Noivern, which is a flying/dragon that looks like someone combined a jet with a bat, and Vivillion, which is yet another butterfly.


At first I thought Vivillion had a massive cock. Then I realized that was just it's leg.
They've also shown two new pokemon, Noivern, which is a flying/dragon that looks like someone combined a jet with a bat, and Vivillion, which is yet another butterfly.


At first I thought Vivillion had a massive cock. Then I realized that was just it's leg.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Back when 2Gen was being announced and there was talk of new Types, I speculated as to whether there'd be a Fairy Type that would cover Jigglypuff, Clefairy and possibly Chansey, though at that point it could have been called the Puffball Type or the Marshmallow Type.Prak_Anima wrote:So they officially announced the Fairy type. Sylveon is a fairy type, as are Gardevoir, Marill and Jigglypuff. I'd be willing to bet that most if not all pokemon in the fairy egg group will get the type.
They want something else to be good against Dragons. Because after Steel came along to weaken Dragon Type, they decided to release more dragons with even bigger numbers and better moves, so they need to do another Type advantage against it...Apparently Fairy is super effective against Dragon. Because that makes sense.
Duh. Every generation has the 3-stage bird you find early on, the 2-stage rodent you find early on, at least one bug-coccoon-moth/butterfly, a 3-stage late-evolver uber Dragon, 247 Legendaries... there'll probably be another "yeah... it's a fish. Wow." 2-stage as well.Vivillion, which is yet another butterfly.
You're not the only one.At first I thought Vivillion had a massive cock. Then I realized that was just it's leg.
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It'd just be nice to spread out to other bugs for the three stage early bug. I mean, we're up to like 6 butterflies, at this point, and nearly, if not as many moths. Can't we get a mantis? I mean, Scyther is cool and all, but he's more a winged raptor with scythes than a mantis. I mean, I'm not even asking them to do something hard, like a spider. Obviously it's hard for them to do spiders, given that we have, what, two?
Edit: Also, I dub Vivillion "Butterape."
Edit: Also, I dub Vivillion "Butterape."
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
yeah, I meant two evo lines. Spider foxdogthing could be cool.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
So the Pokemon Twitter page is live tweeting a Roundtable discussion at E3. Apparently there are two new types of battle Horde (5v1) and Sky (only flying pokemon allowed, or, apparently, pokemon with Levitate, such as Haunter).
I predict that in Pokemon Z they'll introduce battles in which "we shall need a crossbow, an hour glass, three goats" and an annoying npc ally. "One of us must learn to play the trumpet whilst the other one goes like this [waves fingers of both hands]"
They've also mentioned three more pokemon, a Flying/Fire name Talonflame (wip name?), a Poison/Water named Skrelp (probably the seahorse) and a pure water named Clauncher.
I predict that in Pokemon Z they'll introduce battles in which "we shall need a crossbow, an hour glass, three goats" and an annoying npc ally. "One of us must learn to play the trumpet whilst the other one goes like this [waves fingers of both hands]"
They've also mentioned three more pokemon, a Flying/Fire name Talonflame (wip name?), a Poison/Water named Skrelp (probably the seahorse) and a pure water named Clauncher.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Sky Battles sounds like just a gimmick you might find in Battle Tower things, if that's the only thing it does. Horde sounds kind of cool, though.
"At last! All five Pikachu can combine their electric might to-"
"Torterra, hit 'em with an Earthquake"
";_;"
"At last! All five Pikachu can combine their electric might to-"
"Torterra, hit 'em with an Earthquake"
";_;"
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Or imagine running around training up your BatDragon
...and you run into a horde of jigglypuffs.
Your majestic dark dragon knight is taken down by a bunch of singing marshmallows.
...and you run into a horde of jigglypuffs.
Your majestic dark dragon knight is taken down by a bunch of singing marshmallows.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Here's the gameplay video from the discussion, showing Talonflame, Skrelp (don't blink) and Clauncher.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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True. I hope marshmallowfairy is weak against dark, that way Bite can be supereffective against Jigglypuff. DELICIOUS MARSHMALLOW I MUST EAT IT.Prak_Anima wrote:Or imagine running around training up your BatDragon
...and you run into a horde of jigglypuffs.
Your majestic dark dragon knight is taken down by a bunch of singing marshmallows.
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.
Pokemon Fusion actually gives some pretty kick ass looking pokemon:
and some hilarious ones:
Volter

Beeot (Beedril+Pidgeot)


Hauntlash (Haunter+Rapidash)






Beebasaur (Beedrill+Bulbasaur)

Cugey (Cubone+Pidgey)


Magneix


Cunine (Cubone+Arcanine)


Cuzard (Cubone+Charizard)

Magnecruel (Magnemite+Tentacruel)


Beeot (Beedril+Pidgeot)


Hauntlash (Haunter+Rapidash)






Beebasaur (Beedrill+Bulbasaur)

Cugey (Cubone+Pidgey)


Magneix


Cunine (Cubone+Arcanine)


Cuzard (Cubone+Charizard)

Magnecruel (Magnemite+Tentacruel)

Tangsey (Tangela+Chansey)
It damned well better be. I do not need my sableyes and mightyenas getting beat down by fucking clefable.Koumei wrote:True. I hope marshmallowfairy is weak against dark, that way Bite can be supereffective against Jigglypuff. DELICIOUS MARSHMALLOW I MUST EAT IT.Prak_Anima wrote:Or imagine running around training up your BatDragon
...and you run into a horde of jigglypuffs.
Your majestic dark dragon knight is taken down by a bunch of singing marshmallows.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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If horde battles do not let you merge your Pokemon into some sort of hideous gestalt nightmare, then I will be seriously disappoint.
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Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Son, you will be disappoint.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Magnecruel is fucking win.
Also, any info on Mewtwo's new form?
Also, any info on Mewtwo's new form?
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virgil wrote:And has been successfully proven with Pathfinder, you can just say you improved the system from 3E without doing so and many will believe you to the bitter end.
Magnemite seems to be one of those pokemon that, when added to another, has a decent chance of producing something awesome. It kind of makes me want to write a campaign about a magitech virus taking over the world.
No new info about Mewthree yet.
No new info about Mewthree yet.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
When I got home from work I had a ball just trying to make awesome names (Magikarp + Cloyster = Magister, Kingler + Nidoqueen = Kingqueen).
Magmar, Gyarados and Rhy... the second one, are all pretty good for adding their face and colours. Cloyster as the base pokemon is not as funny as I'd hoped - as it turns out, it's pretty much as funny as it gets already.
Magmar, Gyarados and Rhy... the second one, are all pretty good for adding their face and colours. Cloyster as the base pokemon is not as funny as I'd hoped - as it turns out, it's pretty much as funny as it gets already.
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A whole lot of new Pokémon X/Y news has been revealed, so much that it'd probably be easier to just go to serebii.net or some similar site to see it.
Notable items of interest: Dev's said that they will make IV's and EV's more visible; a Ryhorn apparently lives in the front yard of the player's home.
Notable items of interest: Dev's said that they will make IV's and EV's more visible; a Ryhorn apparently lives in the front yard of the player's home.
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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Can you name your rival? I really liked the return of that in B2W2. Especially since Ethan and Lyra and Cheren and Bianca were so damn annoying; being able to call them Dipshit would make it much easier to tolerate.
Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).
Grimer + Anything = HilariousPrak Anima wrote:Pokemon Fusion
Try out Grimer + Dugtrio or anything else with multiple heads...
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
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--The horror of Mario
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