Due to the Language, i have NO CLUE what is actually going on in these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKKMClGYO7g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DnktiEHyuE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfnYGaLLHDs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcNwvzbBjvs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2cI9agu0ow
But it's Dolph Lundgren being awesome!
Youtube videos that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both
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Stahlseele
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Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
For whatever reason I got the song Pink Elephants on Parade stuck in my head this morning. When I went to YouTube to scratch the itch, so to speak, I found this remix that I totally love so much I listened to it on repeat for an hour.
My son makes me laugh. Maybe he'll make you laugh, too.
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Avoraciopoctules
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abYKKrCkF-c
"See, you've got to exploit a flaw in the box's packaging, called 'opening the box'"
"See, you've got to exploit a flaw in the box's packaging, called 'opening the box'"
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Avoraciopoctules
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Avoraciopoctules
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Avoraciopoctules
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I have to inflict this on other people.
There's this YouTube channel called Spirit Science, where this young fellow tries to tell you the Truth About Life The Universe And Everything, involving chakras, sacred geometry, us evolving to crystalline-based lifeforms, and how to determine your life's course by thinking about it really hard.
He uses cute/silly animations to do it, so of course he's very beloved and popular.
He made an hour-long video about human-history here.
And an intrepid fellow did a thirty-minute response to it here.
The highnotes of Spirit Science's History of the World: There's an 8-atom-thick airship a mile under the Sphinx, and Hebrews came from space to help colonize Atlantis. Martians came to Earth through a failed attempt at using a Merkaba, and they're totally male and logical, with no female or emotion to them at all. Except they rage.
And Pythagoras founded Greece after being taught the geometry of the universe by Thoth.
That's right. There were Jews in Space.
There's this YouTube channel called Spirit Science, where this young fellow tries to tell you the Truth About Life The Universe And Everything, involving chakras, sacred geometry, us evolving to crystalline-based lifeforms, and how to determine your life's course by thinking about it really hard.
He uses cute/silly animations to do it, so of course he's very beloved and popular.
He made an hour-long video about human-history here.
And an intrepid fellow did a thirty-minute response to it here.
The highnotes of Spirit Science's History of the World: There's an 8-atom-thick airship a mile under the Sphinx, and Hebrews came from space to help colonize Atlantis. Martians came to Earth through a failed attempt at using a Merkaba, and they're totally male and logical, with no female or emotion to them at all. Except they rage.
And Pythagoras founded Greece after being taught the geometry of the universe by Thoth.
That's right. There were Jews in Space.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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angelfromanotherpin
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I became enraptured with No Handlebars yesterday so I was in the right place for this to appeal to me.
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Tumbling Down
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRuq0cHcvQw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tH3FAAeOVA
"waaaaah!"
"WAAAAAH!"
"waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Goddamn, those excitable people really rustled my jimmies.
EDIT: Looks like there was a third part after all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDmPJy8oafo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tH3FAAeOVA
"waaaaah!"
"WAAAAAH!"
"waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Goddamn, those excitable people really rustled my jimmies.
EDIT: Looks like there was a third part after all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDmPJy8oafo
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgeYScYe8wI
How to play chess properly.
and a couple of vines I find funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm62Er4ZkbU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI4nOSY-0Xg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7t1yuMMsws
How to play chess properly.
and a couple of vines I find funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm62Er4ZkbU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI4nOSY-0Xg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7t1yuMMsws
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Koumei wrote:I'm just glad that Jill Stein stayed true to her homeopathic principles by trying to win with .2% of the vote. She just hasn't diluted it enough!
Koumei wrote:I am disappointed in Santorum: he should carry his dead election campaign to term!
Just a heads up... Your post is pregnant... When you miss that many periods it's just a given.
]I want him to tongue-punch my box.
The divine in me says the divine in you should go fuck itself.
WoW-themed parody of the Pokemon theme song, concerning BattlePets.
Battle pets!
Gotta snatch em all!
Its so cool!
Its so originalll!
Battle pets!
Its the same as before
Except Nurse Joy is an Orc
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Darth Rabbitt
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Here is one of the most hilarious videos out there, it's someone explaining homeopathy with "science". She's an optometrist.
Here are some quotes from the transcript.
Here are some quotes from the transcript.
‎A blithering idiot wrote:"And have all of you heard of Einstein? Well, you know that light is energy, right? And he gave us the theory that energy equals mass times the speed of light. E equals M C squared. Now, if you take that formula, and, we think there's a lot of mass, right? OK, if you collapsed all the mass down into the universe, so there's no space between the mass, do you know how much mass there is in the entire universe? You think you're a lot of mass right? Well, the whole universal mass can be consolidated down into the size of a bowling ball. That's all there is in the whole world, and the universe! So how much mass are you? That's right -- an infinitesimal amount. So if you take that formula -- E equals M C squared -- you can almost cross out mass! The formula ends up being energy equals the speed of light. And that's why the vision system is so important [gesturing at her own eyes] because we have lots of photoreceptors that receive light."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd64lbDPackSo if that's all we do, guess what the definition of disease is. It's not mass. We have transformed our energy state into something different. That's what the definition of disease is. So we should be able to re-transform our energy into a previous better state. Right? And, what we do is we use light, we can use sound, we can use homeopathy.
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Stahlseele
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ok, who broke the thread with his tags again?
also:
one mans war continues:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrlrMYbMMFg
also:
one mans war continues:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrlrMYbMMFg
Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
I laughed so hard I cried: D*ck Maintenance.
My son makes me laugh. Maybe he'll make you laugh, too.
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My son makes me laugh. Maybe he'll make you laugh, too.
There's a guy I watch on Youtube.TiaC wrote:Here is one of the most hilarious videos out there, it's someone explaining homeopathy with "science". She's an optometrist.
Here are some quotes from the transcript.
‎A blithering idiot wrote:"And have all of you heard of Einstein? Well, you know that light is energy, right? And he gave us the theory that energy equals mass times the speed of light. E equals M C squared. Now, if you take that formula, and, we think there's a lot of mass, right? OK, if you collapsed all the mass down into the universe, so there's no space between the mass, do you know how much mass there is in the entire universe? You think you're a lot of mass right? Well, the whole universal mass can be consolidated down into the size of a bowling ball. That's all there is in the whole world, and the universe! So how much mass are you? That's right -- an infinitesimal amount. So if you take that formula -- E equals M C squared -- you can almost cross out mass! The formula ends up being energy equals the speed of light. And that's why the vision system is so important [gesturing at her own eyes] because we have lots of photoreceptors that receive light."www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd64lbDPackSo if that's all we do, guess what the definition of disease is. It's not mass. We have transformed our energy state into something different. That's what the definition of disease is. So we should be able to re-transform our energy into a previous better state. Right? And, what we do is we use light, we can use sound, we can use homeopathy.
He examines and debunks the specific behind...well, geocentrism and homeopathy, mostly. Check his stuff out.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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TheJerkStore
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Ellen needs to review this.
If my wife needs punishing before xmas I will sneak this onto her Amazon wish list.
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DSMatticus
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erik wrote:Ellen needs to review this.
If my wife needs punishing before xmas I will sneak this onto her Amazon wish list.
It's good to know I can safely rub their disgusting anus cream all over me.Safe to Use on the Entire Body and Face
I was alerted to such products by this page for another coloring cream which my wife subjected me to.
http://www.chicagonow.com/baby-sideburn ... nk-button/
http://www.chicagonow.com/baby-sideburn ... nk-button/