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The rules are the game, without them you're just playing cowboys and indians with a side of craps. Image
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Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
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No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kn%C3%A4ckebr%C3%B6d

Apparently if you coat these with shoe polish they make excellent tinder.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pykrete

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Ancient History wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kn%C3%A4ckebr%C3%B6d

Apparently if you coat these with shoe polish they make excellent tinder.
I usually just eat them with cheese.
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Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.
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I read that shit, I guess a decade ago on the original forum. Those stories are still hilariously bad. The one poster was a masterful troll.
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Ridiculous levels of awesome in that post, A_H.

I wonder if Kevin James would make a sequel to "Paul Blart: Mall cop" and call it "Paul Blart: Mall Ninja!"
Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.
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For some reason this reminded me of a totally unrelated and more believable series of anecdotes.

http://actsofgord.com
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http://marvel.wikia.com/Saw_Fist_%28Earth-616%29

Yeah, I just went down the list from Tumbling_Down's post and picked the most ridiculous name. Of course, the stuff in there was pretty interesting nonetheless.
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Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.
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